The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KiwiFuzz]

The state is not going to pay to rehabilitate 36 acres of nothing.

I wonder how deep the compaction goes.

You'd probably want to disc it and then sow an annual hay crop.

God only knows what kind of cursed CancerAIDS weed seeds they have sitting in the soil, biding their time.

I wonder if it would count as pozloading my neghole to contact the local ag extension and see what they say.

"So my, uh, friend has 180 alpacas on 36 acres... yes, 180 alpacas. Yes, 36 acres. Stop laughing, this is a serious call..."

Maybe the local junior college could buy it and run test plots FOR SCIENCE.

Which I guess would be the state paying to rehabilitate 36 acres of nothing.

Fuck.

A loving God did not create the world for troons to do this to His creation.

 

[Miss Misery]

https://esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1890/es14-00175.1

It takes almost 100 years for sagebrush steppe ecosystems to recover naturally after fire or other destruction.

You're gonna need this: https://pubs.er.usgs.gov/publication/cir1416

 

[Prolego]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1530286892620492800

https://archive.ph/1LjtG

Was this before or after picking up Kevin from the airport. I wonder who left all those stains on the upholstery. Notice that the goats are shitting all over the protection cloths they use in their dry wall business. "Your floor won't get covered with plaster splashes. Just goat shit." Just your average, everyday, incompetent troon.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1530286892620492800

https://archive.ph/1LjtG

Was this before or after picking up Kevin from the airport. I wonder who left all those stains on the upholstery. Notice that the goats are shitting all over the protection cloths they use in their dry wall business. "Your floor won't get covered with plaster splashes. Just goat shit." Just your average, everyday, incompetent troon.

Can these people be busted for animal abuse already?

 

[capsaicin]

I can really say only one thing in response to seeing Phil bringing home even more animals:

 

[Miss Misery]

Can someone with a functioning copy of Photoshop see about enhancing that ranch sign on the right? It ends with the word PARK or PEAK but I can't make out the rest.

 

[BunchofMunch]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1530286892620492800

https://archive.ph/1LjtG

Was this before or after picking up Kevin from the airport. I wonder who left all those stains on the upholstery. Notice that the goats are shitting all over the protection cloths they use in their dry wall business. "Your floor won't get covered with plaster splashes. Just goat shit." Just your average, everyday, incompetent troon.

The white one seems to be rubbing its ass on Phils earmuffs as well, so that's another vomit inducing odour to add to the man who already reeks of amhole and rotting teeth.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

Are they bringing in goats to eat the alpaca corpses because the wolf sanctuary is too much of a pain to drive to 3 times a week?

 

[Ghostse]

Goats are too hard for these trannies to raise. They need to try water bears.

 

[Clockwork]

Can someone with a functioning copy of Photoshop see about enhancing that ranch sign on the right? It ends with the word PARK or PEAK but I can't make out the rest.

I believe that's the "Columbine Business Park" on the outskirts of Westcliffe:

https://goo.gl/maps/R4aSRVPuEgRNbLF99

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

At this rate, when the police eventually come to foreclose the Ranch, it's gonna end looking like one of those WW2 photos of allied soldiers discovering the Holocaust camps but with overcrowded animal plots, mass graves of Alpacas and burning piles of shit instead.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

At this rate, when the police eventually come to foreclose the Ranch, it's gonna end looking like one of those WW2 photos of allied soldiers discovering the Holocaust camps but with overcrowded animal plots, mass graves of Alpacas and burning piles of shit instead.

Don't worry, Jen's gonna take care of those piles of shit. That decreases the risk they pose to public health by a percent or two.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

How would you even rehabilitate the soil? I've never seen a plot of land this badly misused recover with anything less than full year-round tending. Not in any human-friendly timeframe, anyway.

 

[Neko GF]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1530286892620492800

https://archive.ph/1LjtG

Was this before or after picking up Kevin from the airport. I wonder who left all those stains on the upholstery. Notice that the goats are shitting all over the protection cloths they use in their dry wall business. "Your floor won't get covered with plaster splashes. Just goat shit." Just your average, everyday, incompetent troon.

The levels of delusion and wishful thinking from the tranch is something to behold.

They don't think with any logic or pragmaticism. They just go out and do stupid shit that would do nothing address their current issues. Phil saw the goats and said "Goats are cute! Let's get some!", ignoring the fact that they can barely take care of their current animals.

 

[AprilRains]

How would you even rehabilitate the soil? I've never seen a plot of land this badly misused recover with anything less than full year-round tending. Not in any human-friendly timeframe, anyway.

A previous poster suggested a timeline of a hundred years for recovery in that ecosystem, and they are right. All of us will be dead before that land recovers.

 

[Squirrelcop]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1530286892620492800

https://archive.ph/1LjtG

Was this before or after picking up Kevin from the airport. I wonder who left all those stains on the upholstery. Notice that the goats are shitting all over the protection cloths they use in their dry wall business. "Your floor won't get covered with plaster splashes. Just goat shit." Just your average, everyday, incompetent troon.

Dude, at least get one horned goats so you actually have fucking sort of unicorns on your dumb ranch.

Also: what the fuck will goats do to improve the situation of your dilapidated moonscape?! Goats dont eat the poopoo. Or maybe Jen needs a palette cleanser after months of consuming nothing but alpaca kaka.

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

Didn’t Kevin have some gross goat fursona?

 

[Miss Misery]

I believe that's the "Columbine Business Park" on the outskirts of Westcliffe:

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https://goo.gl/maps/R4aSRVPuEgRNbLF99

God why does everything in Westcliffe have to go in hard with the charming ranch bullshit?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[AprilRains]

In other words, they fired out into the dark at some random shadows.