Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Can't quote or reply to you @A Detachable Penis - but that's about how I feel after having to read (almost) every word so far. She most likely has vision and hearing loss, at least to the degree that she is registered as legally blind. But she's intentionally being vague and misleading so the audience sees her as completely deaf and blind, making her achievements more impressive.
There are probably parts of the medical field that could be suitable for someone with vision and hearing loss and the physical disabilities she claims to have. Something in a lab, maybe some sort of research.

And it makes a cheap and dirty sleeping pill when needed.
Benadryl is a miracle if you have seasonal allergies and insomnia. Also good for munchies who want a fun pop of color in their pill porn. RIP Jaquie, if only IV benny was also hot pink to match her everything else.
 
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Loss of control and feeling powerless is worse than nearly dying of sepsis. Being a control freak is nearly universal for anachans, and very common for munchies. Hmm.
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I love seeing these girls admit they went full toddler mode, literally throwing a tantrum because "I wanted to be sick, but not inconvenienced! Why meee?!?".

You're quite good at refining their utter bullshit and reframing it for what it truly is, after they've given their sanatized version - I enjoy that about your posts.

Also, I'd love to be on the board that decides her placement... then discriminate against her for her disabilies... possibly for being a woman too. Plus, she's deafblind and I would not have sex with her.

Most people don't particularly enjoy the dissociative class of drugs.

No Donnie, these men are cowards.
 
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Paige survived her Wednesday surgery though not without having some sort of fight with her mother. Perhaps her mother is tired of watching her daughter die by her own poop covered hands.
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Paige survived her Wednesday surgery though not without having some sort of fight with her mother. Perhaps her mother is tired of watching her daughter die by her own poop covered hands.
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The dedication to making TikTtoks with melodramatic music in the background while she stares despondently is amazing. You'd think you would change it up after a while.
 
The dissociative hypnotics are some of the only drugs that are nearly universally panned on Bluelight and Erowid. It's actually really funny to read the reviews written by seasoned psychonauts (aka frequent users of various hard drugs and research chemicals) who took them apparently expecting something other than what it says on the tin.
Benadryl's an anticholinergic though, not a dissociative hypnotic. The delirium is from anticholinergic toxicity.

NMDAr antagonists...who knows. I don't think anyone knows what's going on there. Some people get ket and are sedated and others hear the Mortal Kombat music start playing in their heads and try to become the champion. Peds and geri patients are especially susceptible to the paradoxical reaction.

They still remain popular among recreational users though. DXM and ket are still popular. Dipenhydramine, atropine, all that shit...you barely ever see it except for bored dumb teenagers or people who already have a few screws loose and are like fuck it. I'm sure the reason munchies take it is for potentiating opioids though Wonder if any of them have found grapefruit juice yet.
 
Benadryl's an anticholinergic though, not a dissociative hypnotic. The delirium is from anticholinergic toxicity.

NMDAr antagonists...who knows. I don't think anyone knows what's going on there. Some people get ket and are sedated and others hear the Mortal Kombat music start playing in their heads and try to become the champion. Peds and geri patients are especially susceptible to the paradoxical reaction.

They still remain popular among recreational users though. DXM and ket are still popular. Dipenhydramine, atropine, all that shit...you barely ever see it except for bored dumb teenagers or people who already have a few screws loose and are like fuck it. I'm sure the reason munchies take it is for potentiating opioids though Wonder if any of them have found grapefruit juice yet.
Yes, you're right, of course. For some reason I'm a fucking moron and ALWAYS mix up the deliriants and dissociatives. Thank God I'm not an anesthesiologist, I guess.

The deliriants as a class are not very fun and the Erowid "trip reports" are uniformly hilarious.

Edited to say I don't understand the appeal of NMDAr antagonists, either. Glutamate is the least fun neurotransmitter. If you like ket, you'll love kainic acid!
 
Unless you're one of the unlucky few who get a paradoxical effect from it and become excitable and restless.
That'd suck!

The deliriants as a class are not very fun and the Erowid "trip reports" are uniformly hilarious.

Edited to say I don't understand the appeal of NMDAr antagonists, either. Glutamate is the least fun neurotransmitter. If you like ket, you'll love kainic acid!
Just the TITLES are killing me. Spelling is all theirs...
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That'd suck!


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I once read a trip report by a guy who did a derivative of LSD and it taught him that people shouldn't miscegenate but like not in a violent kill niggers way so I sent it to an alt right memer and he was like: ummmm.... BASED!
 
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Yes, you're right, of course. For some reason I'm a fucking moron and ALWAYS mix up the deliriants and dissociatives. Thank God I'm not an anesthesiologist, I guess.

The deliriants as a class are not very fun and the Erowid "trip reports" are uniformly hilarious.

Edited to say I don't understand the appeal of NMDAr antagonists, either. Glutamate is the least fun neurotransmitter. If you like ket, you'll love kainic acid!

I am so pleased that someone else finds this humorous rather than telling me I'm fucked up for laughing at these people.

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My immediate reaction to this kind of thing is to snark. This one guy sees Eric Draven from The Crow! He fights with legendary swordsman Musashi! (This is all happening at his friend's mom's house. I picture her bringing them a dish of cookies.) Parody much?

I'm sure not all people who use psychedelics are like this, but the ones who are just can't contain themselves from writing endless pseudo-mystical stuff about how enlightened they are.
 
I hate this so much. I looked it up because I’d never heard of CRPS presenting in kids before (recognised but rare!). In saying that, where and how does Layla’s “CRPS pain” actually present? I sorta thought these two were a true duo with Layla equally contributing to the munch mix but since a kickboxing 9yo isn’t likely to start it herself this early it’s confirmed my worst fears that this is a true munchausens-by-proxy-by-internet.
I’ve only been through about half of their content tbf, but so far I found no answer as to where her CRPS pain presents, although I feel like most likely one of her legs…
 
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I'm sure not all people who use psychedelics are like this, but the ones who are just can't contain themselves from writing endless pseudo-mystical stuff about how enlightened they are.
Just read /r/kundalini for a while

Fucking doctors in the psych ward didn't know I've awakened my kundalini. Those moronic sheep called it a psychotic episode but joke's on them I can stop time with my mind and travel through the astral realms at will
 
Layla and Stevie Chronicles Continues
(Includes guest appearances from other irrelevant spoonies, and a bunch of text because my shitty writing is still more tolerable than Stevies incoherent British rumbling)


3/25: Apparently is FND awareness day and to celebrate mum uploaded a video that starts out with some boring info table, and proceeds with a video that shows Layla after got 'stuck' at the dinner table with her head to one side. Dad wheels her to another room in their new toy wheelchair while Stevie films and gives instructions. Dad yeets her onto couch and mom arranges her with a dozen of pillows. Maybe it’s just some coincidence but Laylas voice tends to remind me of Gypsy Rose…at some point Laylas younger brother enters the room and has to help, the look on his face when he realises the camera is pure gold.
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Interesting convo in the comments too.
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3/26: First video shows blood pooling in Laylas feet which looks pretty meh. Also stevie is mad at medical professionals again.
Second video that day shows them doing some normal family shit for once, aka cooking together in the kitchen. Only ‘exceptional' things is that dad has to carry Layla+ The chair she is sitting on the four steps to the sink to wash her hands and the meds casually placed in between food items. The rest of the evening was super horrible tho.
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3/27: Happy Mother’s Day! (But only to moms like Stevie who constantly have to fight super hard for their kids and shit). Layla seems to be wearing the Jacqui PJ's again, also her legs don’t work like they used to, come on laugh! The kids congratulate their mom and handle her a gift but Layla keeps over just at the right moment.

Second video of that day is basically a Puls ox plus a wall of text, I will still explain some since I find some of the text hard to read. Last night they called an ambulance because Layla complained of chest pains, however they had to wait 6 hours and no bed was free due to that stupid covid situation so they had to go back home. Stevie says they wouldn’t need urgent admissions if someone would finally take them seriously and manage Laylas symptoms…
i noticed #ana in the caption , does it stand for some spoonie diagnosis or is Stevie planning on setting up a Ana-Chan career for Layla?
The Puls ox shows Laylas heart rate somewhere in the low hundreds from showering, getting dressed and around a bit, it goes down almost immediately as she lays down. Stevie reveals that she herself is on heart meds and that all the pulse measuring devices are connected to her smartwatch, meaning she also sees all of Laylas measurements?!?
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not mine though

(I will make a part two since this is getting ridiculously long)
 
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