Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Honestly if Dick wants to Gunt guard this bad should we just move this thread to the Gunt Subforum?

 

[Glass House]

Honestly if Dick wants to Gunt guard this bad should we just move this thread to the Gunt Subforum?

The gunt guarding is very severe in the bonus episode this week. It's in the first few minutes, I'll get around to clipping it later on if no one else gets to it.

 

[Ulkesh]

Ralph must have some serious dirt on Dick for him to guntguard at this point in the game. Maybe Ralph is aware of his sexual improprieties? They don’t call him Diddler Dax for nothing.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Ralph must have some serious dirt on Dick for him to guntguard at this point in the game. Maybe Ralph is aware of his sexual improprieties? They don’t call him Diddler Dax for nothing.

Ralph doesn't need anything, Marie is such an easy target and Dick has had enough time to watch how Ralph usually squares his issues with men by targeting their women.

 

[soy_king]

Dick identifies with the woman when he's watching porn and looking at memes. What a weirdo.
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Dax wishes he had that much hair. Or such nice tits, for that matter.

 

[Some Badger]

The gunt guarding is very severe in the bonus episode this week. It's in the first few minutes, I'll get around to clipping it later on if no one else gets to it.

Jesus Christ, that thumbnail. Has Dick seriously brought on Murrlogic as a recurring guest at this point? That guy strikes me as a somewhat more eloquent (but still cripplingly autistic) Clegg.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Dick identifies with the woman when he's watching porn and looking at memes. What a weirdo.
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To be fair I do agree that Cogs was stalking gunt. That doesn't excuse Gunt for trying to act like the tough guy and tarding out.

It's actually hilarious that Ralph could have had an easy W by just acting like an adult and just saying "Excuse why the hell are you stalking me? Get away from me." But his white trash machismo required him to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

To be fair I do agree that Cogs was stalking gunt. That doesn't excuse Gunt for trying to act like the tough guy and tarding out.

It's actually hilarious that Ralph could have had an easy W by just acting like an adult and just saying "Excuse why the hell are you stalking me? Get away from me." But his white trash machismo required him to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Ralph is uncontested in one aspect of his life. No other human being could be placed into a Skinner box with two levers where one does nothing and the other taxes him, and consistently pick the razer option just because the other lever is clearly the correct one to pull.

 

[Never Scored]

To be fair I do agree that Cogs was stalking gunt. That doesn't excuse Gunt for trying to act like the tough guy and tarding out.

It's actually hilarious that Ralph could have had an easy W by just acting like an adult and just saying "Excuse why the hell are you stalking me? Get away from me." But his white trash machismo required him to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

He's painted himself into a corner. Behaving like and adult in that manner would run off what's left of his audience who only tune in to see his wacky adventures.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Jesus Christ, that thumbnail. Has Dick seriously brought on Murrlogic as a recurring guest at this point? That guy strikes me as a somewhat more eloquent (but still cripplingly autistic) Clegg.

It's made clear in the bonus episode that Dick realises he has accidentally adopted a literal retard, and he deeply regrets his decision.

For once.

 

[BoobsMcGee]

The gunt guarding is very severe in the bonus episode this week. It's in the first few minutes, I'll get around to clipping it later on if no one else gets to it.

God he looks so old and unhealthy, when did that happen.
Just look back at the videos of the early TDS episodes, it's crazy how badly he has aged.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Royce had a beard:

 

[Thorndyke Special]

If Royce had a beard:

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Holy smokes he looks like end-stage lowtax.

 

[Jack Awful]

If Royce had a beard:

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Jack Murphy vibes

 

[mfalkner]

I'll have you know that yelling and making fun of Maddox in the year 2022 is the height of comedy as confirmed by the group of Hollywood pedophiles comedians he hangs around with.

You forgot the part where he complains about fat chicks.
which is not to be confused with the part where he makes fun of fat chicks.
or the fat watch segment.
or the second fat watch segment.
or the third fat watch segment.
or the part where he tells the story about having to be around some fat chick.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph doesn't need anything, Marie is such an easy target and Dick has had enough time to watch how Ralph usually squares his issues with men by targeting their women.

If Ralph wants to go hard he could easily press on dick that’s ralph is more of a man then he is since he actually had kids and that Marie’s vagina is probably haunted.

also with cog stalking. Ralph put pictures of cogs kids on his stream and ralph has fucked with cog many many other ways. Now there’s arguments to be said if it’s fair game or not because both of these people are retards but if we’re going to use Ralphs own logic;
” you mess with my family and kids? Then nothing is off-limits“

 

[Retink]

If Royce had a beard:

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The Murphy special I see.

 

[break these cuffs]

If Royce had a beard:

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Big prom king energy here. At least this angle conceals how bald he is from cursory observation.

 

[3322]

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Dick's hatred for women rivals even that of Nick Fuentes. On a mommy-issues scale of 1-10 this nigga scores a 25. His momma took the boob out of his mouth early and he has never forgiven all of womankind for it. He kinda gives me formula-fed vibes to be honest. It would certainly explain his obsession with large breasts despite being a big faggot who takes it up the ass. He never got over that trauma of mommy taking him off the breast and never picking him back up.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Dick's hatred for women rivals even that of Nick Fuentes. On a mommy-issues scale of 1-10 this nigga scores a 25. His momma took the boob out of his mouth early and he has never forgiven all of womankind for it. He kinda gives me formula-fed vibes to be honest. It would certainly explain his obsession with large breasts despite being a big faggot who takes it up the ass. He never got over that trauma of mommy taking him off the breast and never picking him back up.

Dick should crawl out of his drug mansion and try making some friends. He'd see that twitter faggotry doesn't translate to the real world unless you're at a gay straight alliance meeting. Then again, he lives in LA. He'd probably have a hard time finding a man that's meets any facet of the classic definition.