Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

LMAO Ralph thinks filing a meaningless report is totally owning Cog. Seethe piggy, you got your fat weak ass owned with very little effort. Weak shoves had you Gunt flopping on the ground.

Dan and Cog wear the crown and laugh at you while having a pint and all you can do is file paperwork. It’s great you spent two days of your vacay away from May seething at police stations trying to find someone to type up a impotent rage report for you.

Ralph pin that report on the moving blankets in your “studio” as a memento of your second humiliation in Lisbon, because that’s the only purpose it will serve.

Or hey show what a tough guy you are! Pay $100 to fly to the UK to challenge Dan to a pub brawl to redeem yourself. But you’re a giant weeping vagina so you’ll just filing paperwork to soothe your busted ego.

 

[Autistic Joe]

>buy lots of ears of corn
>wait for him to IRL stream again
>stay in front of him and place them on the ground making sure he sees them
>profit

If the corn is placed in a pentagram, will it banish him back to the nether regions sector from whence he came?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Oh shit!

Looks like two chav-bongs are DEFINITELY getting extradited over a minor street brawl!

 

[HTTP Error 404]

These must be those fabled "White niggers" Sargon told me about.

Yes, actually and unironically. Ethan Ralph is a sterling example of a White Nigger.

For fucks sake, Ethan, buy bigger shirts.

his man purse is always so amusing.

He might not be able to. At his size he'd need a 4XLT or maybe even a 5XLT to keep the shirt tucked in and covering his gunt, and lots of fat people balk at going beyond 3X, because 3X is the end of the "traditional" clothes and the start of "big and tall."

Hey fat fuck, I know you read this thread.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08DP59T9K

These are pretty darned great.

...Actually, come to think of it, does the Killstream have a P.O.Box?

what a kang .
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$5 says they wouldn't treat him because he skipped town on the bill last time.

 

[Burd Turglar]

TBH I think the Kino Casino is the same as when Ralph was the center of drama with the Killstream. I’m more interested in what content and drama they’re putting out than them. Warski is just Warski and PPP I don’t like but I love the show. It’s the guests and content they host I’m more intrigued by and I hope they don’t let that go to their head and think it’s because people are tuning in just to watch them individually.

Overall they’re filling a void vacated by Ralph ironically enough.

Warski is that kid in highschool that nobody liked but would let tag along because you kinda felt bad for him but he thought that everyone liked him.

PPP is cringe in human form and it's a crime against funny how often he derails and fucks up funny shit.

 

[semiurgent]

Couldn't agree more. Open season on hogs, no size limit. His own words.

https://archive.ph/gylME

 

[smellybutthole]

Yes, actually and unironically. Ethan Ralph is a sterling example of a White Nigger.


He might not be able to. At his size he'd need a 4XLT or maybe even a 5XLT to keep the shirt tucked in and covering his gunt, and lots of fat people balk at going beyond 3X, because 3X is the end of the "traditional" clothes and the start of "big and tall."

I had to google 4XLT as it's not even a thing here. Holy fuck..
That isn't a bad price for what is basically a tent for a family of 4 with arm and neck holes added.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

This man is acting like Interpol is gonna come raining down on cog and Dr. Eggman for this fight. I highly doubt UK would extradite one of their own for a fight that didn't leave permeant harm and can just be equate to a common brawl in the streets that sometimes occur in streets of Europe.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP
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The King of the Chavs

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A masterpiece by Alter Ego Creations
More at https://twitter.com/AlterEgoSculpt/status/1525324713119055872

Looks like it belongs in Duke Nukem Forever

 

[smellybutthole]

I highly doubt UK would extradite one of their own for a fight that didn't leave permeant harm and can just be equate to a common brawl in the streets that sometimes occur in streets of Europe.

Yes, but it will be funny seeing him wave his single paragraph of Portugonese with a stamp on it at lawyers that'll charge hundreds of dollars an hour to Meigh's credit card to tell him he doesn't really have a case.

Ralph really can't win. He can't go to the UK to fight cog. His ego won't let him drop it. Legal action is futile and shows he's a massive pussy.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Couldn't agree more. Open season on hogs, no size limit. His own words.

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https://archive.ph/gylME

YAWN
Oh look, another tweet from Ralph.
He Capitalized Every Word to let people know he’s really, really, really serious this time.
Unless he has bowling alley security wage slaves holding a guy down for him, Ralph won’t do shit.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEE JIM FACE TO FACE YOU FAGGOT MANLET.

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

>Notice of complaint
Hahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahaha oh yeah I'm sure the Portugal SWAT teams are currently working with MI6 to catch the British brawlers

 

[TyrasGuard]

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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

I love that he is labeled as a whistleblower, i would totally add that to the title, as minor of a detail as that is.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Dan is a fucking unit. Ralph never stood a chance. Now, will the gunt get flopped by Jim the cancer patient or his wife? I cant wait for the next episode.

 

[The Wokest]

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that's like a receipt of giving the police a tip that they will never investigate

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Dan is a fucking unit. Ralph never stood a chance. Now, will the gunt get flopped by Jim the cancer patient or his wife? I cant wait for the next episode.

It'll be PPP. I have no doubt at all he and Andy would also turn up.

 

[AnOminous]

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Ironic that Crybaby Ralph would call another man a Dwarven Thug when Ralph himself is 5 foot 1.

The #1 Rule of Ralph is that if he insults someone, he's always open to a NO U because he's always way worse than whoever he's insulting, in exactly the way he insulted them. Imagine being called a dwarf by a member of the Lollipop Guild like Ralph, an absolutely grotesque, deformed tiny little freak.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Dan is a fucking unit. Ralph never stood a chance. Now, will the gunt get flopped by Jim the cancer patient or his wife? I cant wait for the next episode.

I honestly think that Jim will come out of the house and deck Ralph for fucking around with Jade.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I honestly think that Jim will come out of the house and deck Ralph for fucking around with Jade.

A)the address would have to be correct
2)Ralph would actually have to show up (he won't)

 

[AnOminous]

It's finally here.

Ralph Gets Felted Under a Clear Blue Sky​

There's just something endlessly hilarious about watching this weird freaky little dude, who looks like a baby in a diaper with his weird clothing choices, helplessly getting his ass kicked and then impotently flipping off the guy who just beat his ass in public. I love watching the gunt flopping around as he flails, completely unable to stop a single punch. He's even too fat to roll out of the way like an actual baby would be able to do.