Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Obscura539]

Jim doesn’t need a gun, he should just have Dan sitting in lawn chair with a case of lager when Ralph shows up. Piggy will run.

I would love this. I think Dan mentioned he has family here in the colonies. Imagine the horror of Ralph seeing Dan in a driveway in Minnesota. I shall double my prayers to gods of corn for this mythical harvest.

 

[Banks Davenport]

THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP
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Ryan Dunn came back from the dead to turn Ralph Chinese. Wonderful.

 

[Got Milk!]

This thread has devolved into a shit feedback loop of retards that can't be assed to read shit so they repost things said 10 times, moral fagging, hot tips on what societies they've never encountered are like and speculative lawyering from absolute mongoloids who don't know shit about the law. Very disappointing.

I'm with you. I'm here to make jokes and I called someone a faggot.

 

[Absurdity]

Hahahaha, Ralph is going to try and make a literal "International Case" out of it.

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Imagine being extradited for gunt wrangling only to evade capture in order to become the world's first most wanted gunt hunter, then sell the movie rights with Russel Brand as Cog, Zach Galifianakis as Dan and Jonah Hill as Gunt.

 

[Meat Target]

Null trying to bring He Who Walks Behind the Rows by sacrificing the gunt to the corn.

Sheeit, Isaac *does* look like a 12-year-old Null.

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

Ralph. Stay in America.

No please don't.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

He is messed up and everything, but are you sure about fetal alcohol syndrome?

Every mutant I have known suffering with that has not achieved even close to what Ralph has managed.

I am not saying he is accomplished in any admirable or skilled sense, but he does have a following of sorts and a debatably successful show.

He does not have FAS. A telltale sign of FAS is that the area between the upper lip and nose is entirely smooth (doesn’t have the groove thing whatever it is called anatomically) and from what I can tell in pictures of a poorly-mustachioed Gunt he very much has it.

 

[Squirrelcop]

nobody wants that hollowed out fake diamond ring

I wonder if Ralph would suddenly turn into a normal human being as soon as his Ralpharing was snatched. The blue hearted demon must reside in there.

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder if Ralph would suddenly turn into a normal human being as soon as his Ralpharing was snatched. The blue hearted demon must reside in there.

It would also have to be crushed too.

Or thrown into a crucible.

Does a set of circus midgets, an old man, a twink, his bear lover, an 80s metal fan and Ned Stark need to be dispatched to deal with this whole Ralph-ring situation?

 

[Squirrelcop]

I think theres enough volcanos in the Mediterranean that could handle the situation with good ole fashioned hellfire.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Seeing the Gunt try to act tough at first only to get rolled over and battered with little resistance was satisfying on a primal level.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

I refuse to believe this is real. This can't be real. These people are too fucking stupid

And remember, once you're here, you're here forever. The ride never ends.

 

[NetVet]

People are still defending Ralph? Dude deserved it and he barely got beat honestly, gunt came out of it with a bit of blood and a bump on his head.

It's insane the types of retards that exist online. Standing up for such a subhuman scumbag in any way, even ironically, it's really beyond me how those things happen. I understand why AF degenerates defend or gas him up, but those are world renown degenerates, not really someone you should align your opinions with.

If it was about any other subhuman scum, maybe I'd understand the occasional pity party generals and defenders, but when it comes to this Pig fed faggot, all he does is holler and yell on some "try me faggot, I wish a nigga would" type of shit all day, obviously he convinced himself long time ago that he's some fucking supreme undefeatable street fighter neighborhood bully who just wants at least ONE of his haters to step up to him IRL so he could demonstrate his power....that's what's going on in his head all the time.

So now after all these years of hollering, yelling, tough guy larp internet posturing, he finally gets tested, far away from his Rush Limbaugh larp safespace and gets fucked in an incredibly humiliating way.

Just fucking pathetic.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Just bought a ticket to Lisbon, who wants a shout out?

>buy lots of ears of corn
>wait for him to IRL stream again
>stay in front of him and place them on the ground making sure he sees them
>profit

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Oh boy this just got interesting. Can’t believe they flew to Portugal to go cowtip.

It's insane the types of retards that exist online. Standing up for such a subhuman scumbag in any way, even ironically, it's really beyond me how those things happen. I understand why AF degenerates defend or gas him up, but those are world renown degenerates, not really someone you should align your opinions with.

If it was about any other subhuman scum, maybe I'd understand the occasional pity party generals and defenders, but when it comes to this Pig fed faggot, all he does is holler and yell on some "try me faggot, I wish a nigga would" type of shit all day, obviously he convinced himself long time ago that he's some fucking supreme undefeatable street fighter neighborhood bully who just wants at least ONE of his haters to step up to him IRL so he could demonstrate his power....that's what's going on in his head all the time.

So now after all these years of hollering, yelling, tough guy larp internet posturing, he finally gets tested, far away from his Rush Limbaugh larp safespace and gets fucked in an incredibly humiliating way.

Just fucking pathetic.

I remember during the Tonka v Warski debacle he talked about how he’d be willing to step into the ring. It seemed like a bunch of BS but maybe it wasn’t.

Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.

I agree. I bet he’s cheated on everyone of his girlfriends and wives.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

"How did his skin feel?"
"It was soft"
"What was the sensation of thumbing his mouth?"
"Pleasurable"

I wish I was making this up.

Update:
"When his gunt was hanging out, were you mesmerized by it?"
"No. I was looking into his eyes"

Ha, gaaaay

 

[Emperor Julian]

Since precedent has been set, I suspect more people will now engage in the gunt hunt and attack him on live streams

He's rapidly becoming dragonlord in that a logs know they're getting good sport from him.

 

[Ogreboy]

It's finally here.

Ralph Gets Felted Under a Clear Blue Sky

 

[HackerX]

Since precedent has been set, I suspect more people will now engage in the gunt hunt and attack him on live streams

He's rapidly becoming dragonlord in that a logs know they're getting good sport from him.

1000%

It wasn't like anyone thought he was going to win a fight, but this episode made him look absolutely pathetic. Then his ongoing shenanigans, saying he'd do it again, etc

This genie is out of the bottle and Ralph is going to be severely fucked with any time he's out in public. Hell, him getting elbowed to the face at his own bowling event was the opening salvo.

 

[Near]

Lmfao this is not a nightmare you will be waking up from, Ralph