Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[AsianChris]

Caralho.

 

[Ulkesh]

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

I'll take your word on that but that's only 1 of like 3 or 4 rumbles and it was one punch of 1 of 4 rumbles. Hardly a 2v1 by my definition

I agree that it wasn't anything extreme like 1 guy fighting 2 fighter's off at the same time but these aren't professionals, in any fight one good punch can mean the world. That's not even considering the effects of having to read/react to two fighters.

I get that he wasn't involved with scuffle 2, 3, and 4. But if the first rumble (the unfair one) is the one where ralph get's a concussion then it doesn't matter how fair the rest of it is. The rest of the fight, he is half as capable as he was before the concussion, and when you're fighting at half of Ralph's normal fighting capabilities you're essentially fighting like a retarded obese toddler.

Now, if you'd like to say Ralph was retarded for reengaging? Yea sure 100%. I think his best outcome was to back off and mock them after getting the first beating. He could of recorded Big man Dan and laughed at Cog for needing to bring a pub brawler to a street fight for protection. Could of just went on and on about how cog's a pussy, but he didn't, and instead pretended like he had a chance just to get ragdolled.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Did anyone else notice from these latest gunt sightings that Ralph seems have almost no body hair?
When the gunt popped out in knoxville I seem to remember it looked a lot more like a manly beer gunt.
Now it looks like a blob of dough. He looks really pale too.

Unsurprising. Diabetes, poor circulation, and hormones can all cause loss of body hair.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Well, that's why you feel bad. This is the physical version of the Boulderstream 2 where Jim beat him down verbally until he started tearing up and sniffling on stream before running away when Matt jumped in. This is what happens when Ralph has to put his money where his mouth is an engage in confrontation.

Ralph is not mentally well. I'd say he's even worse off than his brother, Evan, since Evan at least has self-preservation instincts unlike Ralph. Ralph doesn't process how well and truly fucked he is until that fist hits his face for a split second. Then afterwards, something clouds his judgement and he charges at the person again. Wigger bravado is a mental illness

Jim won't open the door so Ralph will try and circle the house to try and get a look at what's inside before getting arrested by the cops for stalking and harassment.
The funny ending would be Jade popping a cap in Ralph's ass if he tries to enter the house or charge Jim. It would be a Resident Evil style survival horror thing, the Gunt won't go down in one hit.

Ralph is Ralph.

I am going to call it right now. He knows full well that Metokur isn't retarded enough to answer the door to him. He is sad and pathetic enough to have someone wait outside and call him when Metokur is seen leaving so he can ambush him. And I fucking guarantee it, Ralph will try and cough on him to prove a point. Calling it right fucking now. He is already shown to be a disgusting, low IQ wigger stereotype who is so powerless that he spits at people.

You wouldn't have as long as you used justifiable force and felt you were in danger of being hurt. That's what you're missing. If someone "assaults you" then you have the right to defend yourself, unless you're in Japan or one or two other non third world countries outside of Europe. This is the general rule on it.

No mental gymnastics here, you're talking a lot about this but you don't even know what you can and can't do as you've just shown.

People really don't seem to understand assault, sometimes it's not helpful with the wording of different legislation. Most have "Assault and battery". Usually the battery being the physical side whilst the assault being the 'emotional' or 'feeling' side, if that's even the right way to put it. You can be "assaulted" without getting touched.

Ralph getting in your face after assaulting people before, being a convicted felon, routinely saying how he'll kick your ass if he ever meets you. If you're standing there and he suddenly rushes up to you and immediately pushes his way into your personal space, if you are 'in fear' of there being unlawful physical force placed on you, you can even strike him first as a pre-emptive strike.

Obviously legislation changes from place to place but I feel a lot of people who are discussing this have never even been in a fight before. You are not always arrested for hitting someone. You are not always arrested for every crime. It doesn't always go to court. Police don't want pointless shitty files a lot of the time when they will spend hours working on it just for someone to get a verbal warning about their behaviour.

 

[fuck whales]

Ralph never claimed that though. He said Portugal has great healthcare and didn't charge him. The billing department is actually a big fan of the Killstream, I guess.

He's probably so retarded he doesn't know he has travel insurance because it will be autobought with the ticket, they will have taken his passport number, seen he has insurance and sent him on his way, ready to overcharge the insurance company.

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

Like said before, I don't like or support Ralph. He's the type of person I think is a cancerous blight on society that should be expunged, but I think it's fair to point out that Cog was a pussy in how he went about this.

If Cog single handedly beat the living fuck out of Ralph after Ralph confronted him I'd have no problem but instead he had to get someone involved that would easily kill ralph in a FAIR fight. Nevermind a fight where ralph has his back to Dan and isn't even aware of him closing in.

 

[Neil]

Ralph has a glass jowl, he can barely take a half assed elbow and stay on his feet. The muzzle flash will probably knock him over before the bullet can even reach him.

You see, you're talking about his face, which is a much smaller target than his grotesque meaty gunt. In Resident Evil a headshot usually takes zombies down in one shot, which worked for Cog's buddy.

Had Ralph been using his Gunt Guard technique and used his Gunt to his advantage, Cog's buddy would've had a much harder time taking him down, as the Gunt would've absorbed the brunt of the damage.

We have actual video evidence he goes down in one melee hit.

I meant the Gunt as a part by itself specifically, not the Gunt as a unit. As a unit, Ralph is weak everywhere but the Gunt due to its sheer mass.

And I fucking guarantee it, Ralph will try and cough on him to prove a point. Calling it right fucking now. He is already shown to be a disgusting, low IQ wigger stereotype who is so powerless that he spits at people.

Ironic how Ralph's most effective weapon is his mouth. His flabby arms can't do any damage to anyone or anything, so Ralph's alternative is squealing (which gets him into fights) and spitting (which is how he actually fights).

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Ironic how Ralph's most effective weapon is his mouth. His flabby arms can't do any damage to anyone or anything, so Ralph's alternative is squealing and spitting.

It's hard to swing a punch when your 4 tits keep getting in the way.

 

[Jump]

Dan and Cog streamed from the Swiss airport. Dan the man showed off his real Ray Ban's that Ralph claimed he smashed.

Ralph's fake Gucci's no longer exist.

Dan said he is 5'7". And in the fight video you could see how much he is taller then ralph. Dan thinks Ralph is about 5 5 which makes sense with the platform sneakers ralph has adding a few inches. The 5'1" number still stands.

 

[smellybutthole]

Dan and Cog streamed from the Swiss airport. Dan the man showed off his real Ray Ban's that Ralph claimed he smashed.
Ralph's fake Gucci's no longer exist.

I know the gunt is full of shit and the pressing charges thing is probably a lie but if he was really going to CHARGE HIM! CHARGE HIM! then shouldn't he go for property damage?
That is a lot easier to prove than proving these guys jumped him when there is video evidence of him getting up in their faces and acting aggressively.
It would be hilarious to see Ralph actually win and get $40 out of it because the sun glasses were knockoffs.

 

[JustStopDude]

The IP2 thread is proof that the cops in the states wouldn't have arrested Cog if this happened there.

 

[fuck whales]

I know the gunt is full of shit and the pressing charges thing is probably a lie but if he was really going to CHARGE HIM! CHARGE HIM! then shouldn't he go for property damage?
That is a lot easier to prove than proving these guys jumped him when there is video evidence of him getting up in their faces and acting aggressively.
It would be hilarious to see Ralph actually win and get $40 out of it because the sun glasses were knockoffs.

There's no one in portugal for him to do this.

Europe is not a country. Things that happen in one country have no bearing on another country

 

[brahsparagus]

I abhor violence. I'd love to live in a world free from conflict, where we can live together in love and grace with our brethren and sistren, above us only sky and all that. If we only took the time to understand each other a bit better and check our egos, we could create heaven on Earth.

Well fuck, thats never going to happen, and the next best thing is being able to see Ethan Ralph go to Portugal and get his shit kicked in not once, but twice, in what? under a year. One of the times in glorious video, as its happened, as well.

Кино beyond compare. Absolute nectar. Hoggin has never looked so good.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

Is this the fabled troll remorse phenomenon I read in sonichu.com?
History is always rhyme isn't it?
Good thing that Ralph's mom is already dead.

 

[smellybutthole]

Europe is not a country. Things that happen in one country have no bearing on another country

None of this legal stuff is going to happen so this is just noise. But I don't think that's technically true otherwise we wouldn't have the US extraditing people like Abu Hamza from the UK for stuff that didn't happen in either country.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Has this fat midget faggot considered that maybe Portugal is not the best place for him?

As far as it goes, Portugal is a pretty safe country. Every place has it's bad areas, but the country as a whole is well developed. The problem here is not whether the streets are safe or not, but rather the person walking in them: In this case, a manbaby retard pile of horseshit that can't help but act like a fucking asshole at every waking moment in his entire life!

Gunt is one of those people that change your opinion once you learn more about him. The more I read about this guy, the more I hate him!

imagine moralfagging for ethan ralph

I believe people are trying not to endorse violence, which is a reasonable position. Doesn't change the fact that this guy is a colossal asshole, which drives few to feel sorry for him for getting fucked over his own stupidity!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Wow beating flam. must be very proud of jumping over the lowest bar possible.

1.Cog never assaulted ralph
2.Dan put the pig down when the pig started raging towards cog.
3. "Piling on Ralph" ralph created his own enemies, everyone is his enemy. He's just getting what he asked for

Did we ever get clarification on if Ralph slapped Cog's phone before punches came into things?

 

[fuck whales]

None of this legal stuff is going to happen so this is just noise. But I don't think that's technically true otherwise we wouldn't have the US extraditing people like Abu Hamza from the UK for stuff that didn't happen in either country.

Well obviously I'm not including serious crimes like terrorism or murder.

But extraditing people also costs hundreds of thousands of dollars

And no one cares about fisticuffs. At the very worst people just get banned from the country.

 

[Burd Turglar]

This thread has devolved into a shit feedback loop of retards that can't be assed to read shit so they repost things said 10 times, moral fagging, hot tips on what societies they've never encountered are like and speculative lawyering from absolute mongoloids who don't know shit about the law. Very disappointing.