Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
I agree with everything except the 2V1 bit. When I saw the video, it was only Dan and Ralph fighting, Cog just filmed the whole time. It was a 1v1, albeit a 1v1 where Ralph was totally out classed.
Watch the video with Cog after this event, if you need me to I think I can find it. Cog admits to punching ralph first, so regardless of what you see, Cog himself (to his own detriment) admitted to striking first so it would be a 2v1. If I punch you in the face and then have my buddy finish you off it's a 2v1. Only Reason Cog wasn't kicking ralphs face in is because someone needed to record the fight.
 
Watch the video with Cog after this event, if you need me to I think I can find it. Cog admits to punching ralph first, so regardless of what you see, Cog himself (to his own detriment) admitted to striking first so it would be a 2v1. If I punch you in the face and then have my buddy finish you off it's a 2v1. Only Reason Cog wasn't kicking ralphs face in is because someone needed to record the fight.

I'll take your word on that but that's only 1 of like 3 or 4 rumbles and it was one punch of 1 of 4 rumbles. Hardly a 2v1 by my definition.
 
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He fought 4 shitskin immigrants beyond what's considered humanly reasonable to valiantly defend his rightful ownership to that piece of Vietnamese Giorgio Armani nylon purse and he didn't pursue the savage beatings legally; yet he feels the need to go after a couple Brits, loses on a 2 vs. 1 fight where one person was incapacitated by his phone filming rig.

Not sure about you but that sounds like a 5 star day to me. Totally not a bitch ass lying wimp.
I agree, he was likely just beaten up by a whore or her pimp.
 
I asked a friend that lives in Portugal and basically what he told me was that
the part of town where Ralph was beaten up allegedly
is a shithole
Lisbon as a whole is a shithole and a tourist trap
there are some parts of it worth seeing but mostly it looks like this
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This neighborhood is around 20-25 miles off of Lisbon, I seriously doubt Ralph went there looking for something specially since there's other places in Lisbon where he could try to buy drugs or find prostitutes. Adding to this, there's absolutely no neighborhood that remotely looks like this in the city proper, Lisbon isn't Rio de Janeiro.
 
Watch the video with Cog after this event, if you need me to I think I can find it. Cog admits to punching ralph first, so regardless of what you see, Cog himself (to his own detriment) admitted to striking first so it would be a 2v1. If I punch you in the face and then have my buddy finish you off it's a 2v1. Only Reason Cog wasn't kicking ralphs face in is because someone needed to record the fight.
It’s like a 1.1v1
 
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Watch the video with Cog after this event, if you need me to I think I can find it. Cog admits to punching ralph first, so regardless of what you see, Cog himself (to his own detriment) admitted to striking first so it would be a 2v1. If I punch you in the face and then have my buddy finish you off it's a 2v1. Only Reason Cog wasn't kicking ralphs face in is because someone needed to record the fight.
1.1 vs. 1 then. If a hog comes running at me hollering, I'd smack his skull with that filming rig, Cog went soft.

Okay, to be fair it was 1.1 vs 0.2. Ralph cannot be considered a grown man, in terms of both height and his mental capacity.
 
I'm glad he got beat and I'd be glad to see it again. Dan did nothing wrong. Ethan got what he deserved. Physical violence is based and red pilled gainst subhumans, he should have been beaten regardless for the state of his body anyway.

Cause shit with people long enough, shit will start coming back.
Pain is what the gunt understands, and it will be inflicted if he keeps talking shit, simple as
 
I believe this to be the applicable statute in Portugal:

The Portuguese Parliament decrees, under the articles 164th , line d), and 169th , number 3, of the Constitution, the following:

CHAPTER I

General Principles of Protection

Article 1

General measures of protection

1 – All unjustified violence against animals is forbidden, being considered as such the acts which consist in, unnecessarily, inflict death, cruel and prolonged suffering or severe lesions to an animal.

2 – The animals that have diseases, are wounded or in danger should, whenever it is possible, be helped.

3 – It is also forbidden the practice of acts that consist in:

a) Demanding from an animal, in cases where there are not emergencies, efforts or performances that, by virtue of his condition, he is obviously incapable of performing them or that are obviously beyond his possibilities;

b) Using whips with ties, spurs with more than 5 mm, or other perforating tools in the leading of animals, with the exception of those used in the equestrian art and in lawful bullfights;

c) Acquiring or disposing of an animal that is weakened, sick, worn out or aged, that has lived in a domestic environment, in a commercial, industrial or other premise, under protection and human care, to any end that be not that of his treatment and recovery; or, should that be the case, the induction of an immediate and respectful death;

d) Intentionally abandoning in the street animals that have been maintained under human care and protection, in a domestic environment or in a commercial or industrial premise;

e) Using animals for ends of didactics, training, filming, exhibitions, advertising or similar activities, as far as that results in considerable pain or suffering for them, unless in a scientific experiment of proved necessity;

f) Using animals for particularly difficult trainings or in experiments or entertainment activities which consist in morally confronting different animals with each other, unless in the practice of hunting.

4 – The species of animals that are endangered are object of protection measures, namely for the preservation of the ecosystems to which they belong.
.........

Article 3

Other authorisations

1 – Any physical or collective person that uses animals for ends of commercial spectacle cannot do it without a previous authorization of the competent entity or entities (General Administration of Spectacles and respective municipality).

2 – Bullfights are authorized in the established terms.

 
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It's a miracle his shorts managed to stay on his body during this, it would have been even more horrific if they came off and he was waddling around with them around his ankles.

Horrific but hilarious. Everyone around would be laughing at the carrot and two peas
 
Jim won't open the door so Ralph will try and circle the house to try and get a look at what's inside before getting arrested by the cops for stalking and harassment.
The funny ending would be Jade popping a cap in Ralph's ass if he tries to enter the house or charge Jim. It would be a Resident Evil style survival horror thing, the Gunt won't go down in one hit.
We have actual video evidence he goes down in one melee hit.
 
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