Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Ethan will bury himself because he has a history of violence that will come up at trial if it even makes it that far. All anyone has to do is notify the court he has charges for violence and he’s on a suspended sentence.
Ethan is an American.
Cog and Dan are British and they are physically in the UK right now not in Portugal right now.
This happened in Portugal.
Ralph's US charges and suspended sentences don't mean anything in Portugal. Just like charges in Portugal won't mean anything in the UK.
There will be no trial. Its completely over.

The only way anything could possibly happen is if Cog/Dan happen to step foot back in Portugal and Ralph then shows up at the same time to testify against them if he could actually get the cops to give a shit about the whole thing.

Cog & Dan bashed the gunt and they got away with it free and clear.
 
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Now that Ralph is a felon with multiple restraining orders he doesn't have any of the advantages of being an American (gun ownership, free speech, ability to vote), and any future legal action he's involved in will be marred by this fact. If he could find a way to legally move to another country that won't jail him for the content of his show he can kill 2 birds with one stone - he can shit talk vickers, adrienne blair, etc all he wants, and he can avoid having to pay for his children.
That's ... not correct.

Felons can't vote, run for office, own a firearm, and under certain circumstances, their past can be used against them in court or at trial/sentencing (this is heavily dependent on the crime they're being charged with and if it's applicable to what they did before. Most Judges won't allow that though since it causes prejudice against him).

But he still has free speech. The 1st amendment can't be taken away unless Martial Law is declared. When you're a felon and on probation, you also lose your 4th amendment rights, but they're restored after probation ends. Ralph can petition to have his 2nd amendment right restored to him, but I don't know the specifics behind that. But it's a common request. I doubt that it gets approved for him though due to his constant legal problems.

Portugal, if I recall, is a country that enforces garnishing wages if that person owes child support for a dependent in the United States. So he couldn't run from that if he wanted to. At least, not there.
 
Ralph's US charges and suspended sentences don't mean anything in Portugal.
No, but him getting in criminal trouble of some sort abroad could be a violation of his terms of release.
Portugal, if I recall, is a country that enforces garnishing wages if that person owes child support for a dependent in the United States. So he couldn't run from that if he wanted to. At least, not there.
>Ralph
>wages
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Wow beating flam. must be very proud of jumping over the lowest bar possible.

1.Cog never assaulted ralph
2.Dan put the pig down when the pig started raging towards cog.
3. "Piling on Ralph" ralph created his own enemies, everyone is his enemy. He's just getting what he asked for
He didn't even beat flam, he sperged out and sounded mega retarded pretending he knew something about the law when he was proving he knew nothing
 
Cog and Dan are British and they are physically in the UK right now.
They're in Switzerland, actually. They'll be back in the UK tomorrow.
The only way anything could possibly happen is if Cog/Dan happen to step foot back in Portugal and Ralph then shows up at the same time to testify against them if he could actually get the cops to give a shit about the whole thing.

Cog & Dan bashed the gunt and they got away with it free and clear.
The reason Ethan is putting on this song and dance is that he's trying to discourage others from coming up and beating the shit out of him. He's heard all the rumors from Kino Casino and this thread that there are supposedly IP2 streamers and European content creators that are flying out to Portugal to press him.

That's all it is.
 
Well Ralph 3rd time's the charm right? Try going there again what could go wrong? :gunt:
I think a trip to Manchester is due for Ralph's next grand tour
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I'll be honest though if he does even come to the UK i have a feeling it will pan out something like this.
 
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You buy travel insurance its dirt cheap and normally a requirement to buy the plane ticket if you're coming into a continent, then it doesn't cost anything to go to the hospital.

He got beaten up by underage prostitutes, not everything is a conspiracy.
Ralph never claimed that though. He said Portugal has great healthcare and didn't charge him. The billing department is actually a big fan of the Killstream, I guess.
 
I don't trust anything coming out of the pig's mouth. Everything detail is suspect: why steal the bag but none of his other niggertech? Ralph leaves a trail of belongings behind like some sort of airheaded blonde female. He could have left it on a bus or at a bar. Why beat his face but avoid his mouth? For all we know he could have been roughed up by a cop or a bouncer. He claims to have had "surgery" yet there was no scar/stitches from an incision. You don't get free surgery anywhere as a foreigner, otherwise I'm booking a flight to Portugal next time I need a procedure done. His return could have been delayed due to legal trouble. Yesterday he said he already knows a lawyer over there, this is prior to filing a police report and prior to learning that you need to hire your own personal lawyer to press criminal charges. Which I'm not bothering to look up but that doesn't even sound right unless Portugal is secretly an AnCap utopia. Ralph also knows a lot about emigration, almost as if he had been researching it. Something fucky is afoot.
I asked a friend that lives in Portugal and basically what he told me was that
the part of town where Ralph was beaten up allegedly
is a shithole
Lisbon as a whole is a shithole and a tourist trap
there are some parts of it worth seeing but mostly it looks like this
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this shitty part of town is a paradise for prostitutes and drug dealers
now we all know how much of a faithful god fearing and clean man ralph is
so you put 2 and 2 together and you'll get why he got beat up.

I agree with you that we shouldn't take anything he says at face value
but i think the story goes like this:
>it's late at night
>Ralph follows a prostitute to the slums
>He thinks he can get her to suck his tiny dick by flashing some bills at her
>prostitute says ok rich american tourist i'm gonna lead him somewhere and take his money
>it was a trap he gets cornered by some thugs who want to steal his shit
>ralph like a faggot insults them
>they beat the shit out of him as a bonus

this seems plausible to me especially that the fag sticks out like a sore thumb he looks like the American tourist stereotype
now was it 4-1 fight 2-1 or did ralph just get beat up by a tranny that stole his purse it's up to debate
i wouldn't discard the bouncer or bar fight
the fact that they stole his purse and sold it on Portuguese Ebay was pretty telling that someone was after his money

phones are wortheless to steal now a day
Tracking + now phone companies let u deactivate ur phone with a kill switch when it gets stolen so it's pretty much a useless paperweight
a brand name man purse is much easier to resell and untraceable
 
A big part of the saga I believe was the Ralph was challenging anyone to come fight with him in Portugal. If you're hollering in the streets for someone to punch you, don't be surprised or upset if that happens.

Also, let's not be too charitable to Mr. Ralph here. The guy walks and talks like a tough guy but didn't even defend himself or get one real swing in. He got clowned on multiple times and screamed for the police which is the biggest bitch made thing you can do for a scrap of that magnitude
Ya, I agree Ralph acted like a bitch when he got layed out, but I don't remember seeing Ralph ever agreeing to a 2v1 with cog and his pet britbongorilla.

I know Ralph opens his mouth more than $5 hooker and deserves to get smacked around by someone, but Cog literally set up an ambush and I don't understand how else this can be comprehended.

He sent his monkey man gorilla of a friend to stand beside ralph secretly, Cog then talks shit from behind a corner to lure him over. Once Ralph took the bait and confronts Cog. Just so Dan could come up behind him and rape ralph in the streets of Portugal, and ya I'll even give it to you that it was funny and he sort of deserved it.

That being said this wasn't a fair fight and I don't need to praise either of them. If Cog was an actual man and didn't bring muscle I would be whistling a completely different tune but instead he made it an unknown 2v1 with the hidden competitor being a brick shithouse, how was this fight ever going to pan out differently? If you're happy to see ralph get fucked up I get it and that's fine, I just don't understand praising cog like he's some shining star when all he did was bring a thug to smack a fat alcoholic midget around.
 

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The reason Ethan is putting on this song and dance is that he's trying to discourage others from coming up and beating the shit out of him. He's heard all the rumors from Kino Casino and this thread that there are supposedly IP2 streamers and European content creators that are flying out to Portugal to press him.

That's all it is.
You could be right friend. But it wont work. IP2 streamers give zero fucks about charges. Getting you mug shot on the banner is winning.
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Also I just remembered Ralph is on the KWF banner :story:
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I said it yesterday and I’ll say it again.
I care not for optics or morals. I wish to see more cow on cow violence, as every step involved is hilarious.

I want to see Wings following DSP in public calling him short. I want to see Peets unleashing his Xmen anger on Nick Fuentes for being racist. I want to see the tranch in an all out battle royale.
But most of all I want to see all the cows facing the consequences of their violence. Bitching on Twitter about calling the cops, wearing sunglasses to hide their fucked eyes. Seeing the meltdown as they just seethe constantly about losing or fly too close to the sun from winning.

I endorse the chaos, as it pleases me spiritually.
Let them fight and let all of them be unlucky enough to live forever I say.
 
I said it yesterday and I’ll say it again.
I care not for optics or morals. I wish to see more cow on cow violence, as every step involved is hilarious.

I want to see Wings following DSP in public calling him short. I want to see Peets unleashing his Xmen anger on Nick Fuentes for being racist. I want to see the tranch in an all out battle royale.
But most of all I want to see all the cows facing the consequences of their violence. Bitching on Twitter about calling the cops, wearing sunglasses to hide their fucked eyes. Seeing the meltdown as they just seethe constantly about losing or fly too close to the sun from winning.

I endorse the chaos, as it pleases me spiritually.
Let them fight and let all of them be unlucky enough to live forever I say.
Once the IP2 crowd catches wind there is money to be made by fucking with Ralph I believe we will live to see a spiritual sequal to bum fights.
 
I asked a friend that lives in Portugal and basically what he told me was that
the part of town where Ralph was beaten up allegedly
is a shithole
Lisbon as a whole is a shithole and a tourist trap
there are some parts of it worth seeing but mostly it looks like this
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this shitty part of town is a paradise for prostitutes and drug dealers
now we all know how much of a faithful god fearing and clean man ralph is
so you put 2 and 2 together and you'll get why he got beat up.

I agree with you that we shouldn't take anything he says at face value
but i think the story goes like this:
>it's late at night
>Ralph follows a prostitute to the slums
>He thinks he can get her to suck his tiny dick by flashing some bills at her
>prostitute says ok rich american tourist i'm gonna lead him somewhere and take his money
>it was a trap he gets cornered by some thugs who want to steal his shit
>ralph like a faggot insults them
>they beat the shit out of him as a bonus

this seems plausible to me especially that the fag sticks out like a sore thumb he looks like the American tourist stereotype
now was it 4-1 fight 2-1 or did ralph just get beat up by a tranny that stole his purse it's up to debate
i wouldn't discard the bouncer or bar fight
the fact that they stole his purse and sold it on Portuguese Ebay was pretty telling that someone was after his money

phones are wortheless to steal now a day
Tracking + now phone companies let u deactivate ur phone with a kill switch when it gets stolen so it's pretty much a useless paperweight
a brand name man purse is much easier to resell and untraceable
I am not the least bit shocked about him not only him being mugged there but the police not bothering to arrest the other two who's beating the shit out of ralph. It seems as though the Lisbon Police would have better things to do than to deal with some dumb pig american tourist going to literally the shittiest place on earth and have his fat pig face kicked in. In fact, he seems a bit entitled to think a bunch of cops will listen to a whiny pig squealing than the numerous robberies and assaults coming from people desperate for police intervention. A waste of manpower to more important matters.

It's also not a shocker that Ralph could only afford to go to the shitty parts of portugal due to his inability to even pay child support.
 
Cog's perspective
Sorry if this has already been talked about but over a hundred pages has been made since Beatdown 2: Electric Boogaloo was released and I doubt I'm gonna find it amidst the all the posts of sooey. At around 1:40 of this video a woman enters and then tries to break up the fight between boss hog and Dan. Do we have any idea who she is? She doesn't seem to be involved with anyone as I don't see her in any of the build up to the three fights. Is she just some good hearted Portuguese woman who thought they were beating up a retarded man? She does keep saying at the end "Come one let's go" and it seems to be directed at Ethan. Cog even replies back when she firsts says it at 1:55 "Yeah listen to-" and gets cut off by Dan and her talking over each other, kinda implying that she's with Ethan though, again, I don't see her in anything after the second beatdown.

 
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Ya, I agree Ralph acted like a bitch when he got layed out, but I don't remember seeing Ralph ever agreeing to a 2v1 with cog and his pet britbongorilla.

I know Ralph opens his mouth more than $5 hooker and deserves to get smacked around by someone, but Cog literally set up an ambush and I don't understand how else this can be comprehended.

He sent his monkey man gorilla of a friend to stand beside ralph secretly, Cog then talks shit from behind a corner to lure him over. Once Ralph took the bait and confronts Cog. Just so Dan could come up behind him and rape ralph in the streets of Portugal, and ya I'll even give it to you that it was funny and he sort of deserved it.

That being said this wasn't a fair fight and I don't need to praise either of them. If Cog was an actual man and didn't bring muscle I would be whistling a completely different tune but instead he made it an unknown 2v1 with the hidden competitor being a brick shithouse, how was this fight ever going to pan out differently? If you're happy to see ralph get fucked up I get it and that's fine, I just don't understand praising cog like he's some shining star when all he did was bring a thug to smack a fat alcoholic midget around.

I agree with everything except the 2V1 bit. When I saw the video, it was only Dan and Ralph fighting, Cog just filmed the whole time. It was a 1v1, albeit a 1v1 where Ralph was totally out classed.
 
I agree with everything except the 2V1 bit. When I saw the video, it was only Dan and Ralph fighting, Cog just filmed the whole time. It was a 1v1, albeit a 1v1 where Ralph was totally out classed.
He fought 4 shitskin immigrants beyond what's considered humanly reasonable to valiantly defend his rightful ownership to that piece of Vietnamese Giorgio Armani nylon purse and he didn't pursue the savage beatings legally; yet he feels the need to go after a couple Brits, loses on a 2 vs. 1 fight where one person was incapacitated by his phone filming rig.

Not sure about you but that sounds like a 5 star day to me. Totally not a bitch ass lying wimp.
 
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