DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Qliphoth]

How in the absolute fuck do you centre a rant around "life-changing decisions" such as reinstalling software or rebooting your laptop? Holy fuck you're retarded, Phil.

If you are low IQ (just dumb or actually retarded) or mentally ill (depression and shit), then small things can seem huge, impossible and threatening.

I am obviously discounting the possibility of him just being fat and lazy.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

This OBS shit is exactly why it doesn't matter that he's been a streamer for ten years or whatever. He still can't perform the most basic functions of the job. "Thirteen years of cahntent creation" but he can't upgrade OBS. Imagine if you had "thirteen years of building houses" experience but you don't know how to change a drill bit.

And of course he bitches about it as if it's anyone else's problem. Just do your job dude! The fucking contrast between how he sees himself as "DSP THE IMMORTAL/UNDYING" and the reality of "my job's too hard :-(" is just hilarious.

 

[UsedUp]

Re: OBS

Any other million plus users that uses said program, little to no problems. DSP gets his hands on it and doesn't do the necessary upkeep ALLAH updates! and just general retardation his whole world falls apart. Story of his life!

 

[Let's recap the situation]

So we get a brand new laptop and still don't learn how to use the snipping tool? gotta physically pull out my phone and do it this way.

 

[Corpun]

Can I just say I love the idea of Piggy waddling around his gated community stroke scowling at everyone who waves to his gormless sickly pale mass of flesh and getting tired out by simple walking. Guy is somehow more unhealthy than Boogie.

It is amazing to me Phil knows his begging isn't getting him as much money as it used to on streams and instead of lowering goals he is doubling down and finding every possible excuse for why his third beg tweet today didn't get a rallying (he used that word that way).Phil if you are reading this it is entertaining to see you financially destroy yourself with your addictions while refusing to change anything at all, it's not lack of games that is the issue it's you, yes you! Keep surfing the gamepass for free shit no one likes though.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

So we get a brand new laptop and still don't learn how to use the snipping tool? gotta physically pull out my phone and do it this way.
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what a faggot. thats such a literal boomer move

 

[sentrandeti]

I thought of another reason Phil could never get a real job again, If he doesn't get tipped for 30 minutes and he starts complaining how no one is enjoying the stream and how he is going to lose everything because his bills are due. Unless he got paid multiple times a day he would never actually do his job saying how he can't survive on a normal job since they don't pay him regularly enough to pay his bills.

Phil would have to become a waiter and we all know he'd never do that

 

[PervertedAnimeDegenerate]

Phil would have to become a waiter and we all know he'd never do that

the fat slob would probably eat half the food before he would waddle to the table to deliver it.
"There was already a bite out of it! Nothing I could do!"
"Bugged kitchen mechanics dood!"

 

[Crooked 16th]

the fat slob would probably eat half the food before he would waddle to the table to deliver it.
"There was already a bite out of it! Nothing I could do!"
"Bugged kitchen mechanics dood!"

The other half would be on the floor from the rocking

 

[PutridElephant]

Re: OBS

Any other million plus users that uses said program, little to no problems. DSP gets his hands on it and doesn't do the necessary upkeep ALLAH updates! and just general retardation his whole world falls apart. Story of his life!

If he did the updates incrementally then there would be so much less chance of things breaking and less change to adapt to. His decisions made this situation and as always refuses to take responsibility for it.

 

[Sup3r]

So we get a brand new laptop and still don't learn how to use the snipping tool? gotta physically pull out my phone and do it this way.
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And a brand new laptop purely because he couldn't admit to himself that his chat is slow because it's a ghost town, instead deluding himself into believing that it was because it was the old one that was slow. A whole laptop he didn't need just to read chat instead of getting one that could run his streamdeck and be easier to keep up to date.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Minimum effort, maximum profit. That's the DSPGaming way.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[snort inquisition]

"updating things fucks it up" does this retard still use windows xp l;mao

 

[PutridElephant]

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"updating things fucks it up" does this retard still use windows xp l;mao

You fucking reeeetarded man child. I'm older than you and keep my restreams updated.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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"updating things fucks it up" does this retard still use windows xp l;mao

He's such a fucking retard. I still somehow get a little surprised by the absolutely idiotic things that he says.

 

[PutridElephant]

As I said a few posts up, incremental updates are much less prone to breaking. It's like his medical regimen. If you deal with something early then it's cheaper and success is higher but if you wait for that bump to be malignant, then good luck to you.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

RIP 5 glorious years of old OBS

"I really liked how professional the stream looked."

 

[Wesley Tailpipe the Third]

As I said a few posts up, incremental updates are much less prone to breaking. It's like his medical regimen. If you deal with something early then it's cheaper and success is higher but if you wait for that bump to be malignant, then good luck to you.

Not to mention, if your livelihood DEPENDS on your tech, you kinda should fucking learn about it, shouldn't you?

 

[FormerPro]

There's no way Phil's alerts just broke out of the blue. He was trying to hide his behind the scenes tips popping up when he went live the next day after his EMERGENCY beg video and fucked them up some how.