DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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rubynutmeg said:
"I used to have 900 subs a month!"

Conveniently leaving out that that was a rare occasion, not a regular thing, and like 600 were gifted/prime subs.
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Its bs like that shows why people fuck with Phil the way they do and why he even the most basic reddit user is above him. A lot of people would kill for the kind of support he gets from his dents. Does he appreciate it no. 0
 
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tomstone said:
what does jasper want to say with this face?
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No hidden message here, cocker.
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His subs for his last four months on twitch were 727, 408, 630 and 593. An average of 590. So he needs 68 more members and then he'll be okay, back at twitch numbers and he won't need the tips goals anymore.

edit: nevermind, thought the gifted subs were included. crazy how many gifted and prime subs he had though
 
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UsedUp said:
Crazy thought. 1 thing that separates us nudniks from DSP is everyone here could or can find 1 thing to whine or gripe about that happens to us daily but what do we detractors do? Keep it in or mention it once or a few times in our own private life. DSP thinks he's sharing his life stories by bitching and whining about everything daily, that's not a life story, DSP. And leave it to DSP to put the stress of his wife's financial worries on his Whales. A real man would either rob a bank or take out life insurance and kill himself, dsp.
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Phil also has an inflated sense of importance over everything and so stories about his daily life end up with him bitching about inconveniences rather than laughing them off. He also never accepts blame for anything.

Like if you take a look at most Just Chatting streams, most people don't talk about the most interesting stuff but they at least tell it in an interesting way. A streamer I watch got sick with Covid and she talked about how she got it: she was spending the day with a friend and while she stepped away he had drank half her soda, and he was sick with it at the time. That isn't an interesting story in itself but her delivery of it would make you think it was something out of a blockbuster comedy movie.

Meanwhile if something similar happened to Phil he would make it sound incredibly boring and make such a friend out to be malicious.
 
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PenskeMaterial said:
It blows my mind that a person can be this retarded and not be considered mentally challenged by the government.

No wonder dentheads flock to him. In the land of the dentheads the man with the oddly shaped head is king.
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I was going to say the blind leading the blind, but StupidBlindMan is king of that.

tomstone said:

what does jasper want to say with this face?

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now we know why he declawed the cat
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You know how attention whore parents will flaunt their kids in front of people in an effort to leech attention, while the kid is traumatized/has that exact same look as Jasper? Yeah...
 
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tomstone said:

what does jasper want to say with this face?

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now we know why he declawed the cat
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This puts a smile on my face. How tf do you get a cat to hate you this much? I guess it's true what they say: Animals sense evil. I feel bad for Jasper having been declawed, but happy to see he still has a fighting spirit. Also happy to see he's alive. Hope he starts biting, preferably while the pig is sleeping he goes for the jugular. I also like how even Jasper looked STRAIGHT at the camera like "Y'all believe this shit?!?" Unironically, the cat is a better streamer and entertainer than Phil is.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Mandatory Begging and Gaslighting Segment
"I am not even close to that level (on Twitch)." -> Tips Tracker
"I can't have my kahntributions via tips dry up. That's how I pay for everything."
"The last thing I would want to do is to be dishonest with you guys... That I definitely don't want to do."

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"I don't want to disappoint the fans and say the money is going to equipment upgrades and then it just winds up going to bills. Thats the WORST thing I can do!"

But Phil you already did this like 7 years ago (sorry for bad quality)

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He was suppose to get a new camera a long time ago and demanded $1,250 A MONTH to pay for it... He got $1,500 and he STILL couldn't afford the camera because it all went to bills. Even with the 900 subs every low stream he had he was begging for money then.

He has a whole greenscreen downstairs that can improve his facecam but is too lazy to put it up.

Anyone actually believes he's gonna upgrade anything unless something in his setup breaks completely, he's not doing a damn thing even if the whales gave him a $1,000,000. Dude is a complete cheapskate to everyone but himself... in which he blows the money on himself very stupidly on top that.
 
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snort inquisition said:
like i know we all hate phil and think he's a retard, but have you guys never met a cat before? even the loviest cuddliest cats sometimes just don't feel like being picked up, it doesn't mean the cat hates him, it means he tried to pick up a cat lmao
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I've never had a cat fuck around near me and not want my attention whether I picked it up or not.

The cat hates him.
 
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He's now talking about fundraising so he can do an "equipment upgrade" to get a new PC otherwise he "can't afford it."😂

He says he "wants to have a life with his wife" brings up wingsofredemption.

Imagine making 10k a month, saving nothing because you blow it on WWE champions, and needing to "crowdfund" basic purposes because you lack the fiscal responsibility to save.
 
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snort inquisition said:
like i know we all hate phil and think he's a retard, but have you guys never met a cat before? even the loviest cuddliest cats sometimes just don't feel like being picked up, it doesn't mean the cat hates him, it means he tried to pick up a cat lmao
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Yeah but in Phil's case, the cat hating him is the more likely option. Animals are surprisingly smart and shrewd. I think on some level, the cat understands he's a scammer. Jasper fucked with his stream 4/5 times he was on camera. There's no way this is just a coincidence.
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You know what needa to be done, Kiwifarms! Add the dicks!
 
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Sicilian1984 said:

He's now talking about fundraising so he can do an "equipment upgrade" to get a new PC otherwise he "can't afford it."😂

He says he "wants to have a life with his wife" brings up wingsofredemption.

Imagine making 10k a month, saving nothing because you blow it on WWE champions, and needing to "crowdfund" basic purposes because you lack the fiscal responsibility to save.
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Imagine talking about fundraising for a new pc when 2 days ago he went really hard he needs help now soo much.

So he needs a lot of help and top of that a fundraising for new equipment. Got it.

EDIT: I will never forget that guy for not asking about his 5000-9000dollars monthly business expenses on the hearing.
 
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Sicilian1984 said:

He's now talking about fundraising so he can do an "equipment upgrade" to get a new PC otherwise he "can't afford it."😂

He says he "wants to have a life with his wife" brings up wingsofredemption.

Imagine making 10k a month, saving nothing because you blow it on WWE champions, and needing to "crowdfund" basic purposes because you lack the fiscal responsibility to save.
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Wasn't his bankruptcy suppose to give him a fresh start? That's what is fucked. Dent heads!
 
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