Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
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The first time we've seen rozy is when Ralph is gone....LMFAO


 
I wonder if May is at all worried about the state Ralph will be in when he comes home, given the disaster of Portugal 2: The Cog Boogaloo. This is pretty much a perfect setup for some ol'fashioned domestic violence.
I wouldn’t be surprised. The first beatdown left him way more unstable than he was before, which is saying something.
 
He takes the bait every fucking time because it TRUUUU.

I believe those messages as much as I believe his Pantsu pass texts about Andy’s sister trying to hook up with him. Also Why is she in the back of a car holding the baby in the dark?

“Pantsu’s” prediction was spot on - it’s been a fantastic trip. Ralph got his ass beat, we got full frontal Gunt photos, humiliated again and a Ralph has spent three glorious days impotently trying to make the police man punish that meany cog for him. Now Ralph will stay up listening to Daddy Jim mocking him tonight.

Ralph really needs her to do a guest spot on the KS to support her beloved on his much needed, totally no particular reason vacay far, far away from her and his newborn daughter for two weeks. Totally normal behavior for a new father.
 
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Her awkward laughter Tourette's is what convinced me she really does have autism. It's very off-putting too, not wanting to be around Meigh is one thing I can't hold against ralph.
Eh, she's probably just neurotic and was poorly socialized as a kid.

To be fair if you're a very ugly poorly socially adjusted mousey chick with a screwed up upbringing who never learned how to relate to people in any kind of healthy way, I could see that making someone pretty neurotic. Like every cluster B she's desperate for approval and terrified of abandonment, so she winds up trying too hard a lot of times and it makes her seem like she's an alien wearing a human skin suit. Presumably one they got for a heavy discount in her case.

That said she's also a retard and a miserable predatory cunt who's multiple times tried to groom screwed up younger women into whatever sick polycule bullshit her and Ralph have concocted in their heads, so don't mistake understanding for affection.

If nobody had told me who wrote that tweet I would've been positive it was Tommy Tooter. The merge continues as anticipated.

I wonder what these two say to each other behind closed doors? Like how exactly does one go about telling their wife that they're taking off for a vacation to Portugal and leaving her and your newborn infant behind? And what response could a wife possibly come up with to that aside from either "...what?" or "lol, that's funny. Here, it's your turn to watch the baby".
 
Yeah those texts don't look rehearsed at all. You're not fooling anyone Ralph buddy.
Ralph has at least two phones on him in Portugal and we know he is signed in/ controls all of Pantsu’s accounts.

The irony is he’s texting himself fanfic. Trolling Ralph with the truth always gets a OTT defensive response.
 
I would like to ask for your educated guess and speculation on Ralph leaving to Portugal, do you believe he left to get away from Meigh and the baby or to avoid being served papers and buzzer beat legal issues?
How do you speculate life at home between the two are?
Do you think Meigh is getting dicked down behind Ralph's back the same way he raw dogs hookers in front of her?

1. Did he go to Portugal to get away from May and the responsibilities of being a parent, absolutely. Whether he's dodging papers and legal business is anyone's guess. Just surprised he went back after getting his ass handed to him the last time.

2. Ralph is a raging and controlling narcissist. Living with any narcissist is an absolute nightmare. He's always in control and May has absolutely no say in anything whatsoever. She only does what Ralph tells her to do and if she falls out of line, she gets punished. It's all Ralph, all the time and May is his bitch. Unfortunately, May is also a very codependent person which is why I have doubts she's ever going to leave. Codependents never leave a relationship with a narcissist because it gives them that feeling they are needed and they feel their partner won't function or spiral downward without them. It's the exact same dynamic she was in with Digi, though Digi wasn't malignant.

3. I doubt it honestly.

Any more insight as to why she has to get roommates? Was she annoying/gross/dramatic etc? All of the above?

I only reconnected with her during her sophomore year as I was a transfer student, but she told me how all her roommates have asked to be reassigned at the end of each semester. I never met the one she had that fall semester since that roommate was never around (I can now see why). I did meet the one she had that spring semester. Her name was Claire. They actually got along great, but that roommate ended up flunking out as well, a semester before May did. I know afterwards she ended up enlisting in the Air Force and moved to Colorado.
 
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If these messages are real (they're not lol) then it's curious how the only time RoSanna* smiles in front of a camera the Gunt isn't even in the same continent. Just a coincidence I'm sure!


*RoZanna is not a real name and the baby is fake
 
Ralph is dumb enough to create fanfic where his newborn isn’t in a car seat and his “woman” looks like a dude who just found out his favorite sportsball team lost the championship. At least add a smile with a filter, Gunty. Take her from this:

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To this:

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Ralph is dumb enough to create fanfic where his newborn isn’t in a car seat and his “woman” looks like a dude who just found out his favorite sportsball team lost the championship. At least add a smile with a filter, Gunty. Take her from this:

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The photos look suspiciously like the same night Ralph took May out for that fancy donation dinner two weeks ago. Rozy is even wearing the exact same outfit.
 
their convos are weird, why are they texting this before he leaves? Oh right because he's never around them, that's why Meigh is sitting in her car alone in the front seat with the infant at night in the rain texting her forever fiance about how she's going to miss him when he goes across an ocean to further the distance between them.

also, she's so ugly lmao I swear that nose gets longer every picture I see, she looks worn down and tired and I see she's rocking that dirty greasy hair again.
 
IIRC Meigh was wearing makeup in those pics. She looks washed out and barefaced in these.
Those photos were filtered to fuck and it looked like a make-up/ beautify filter to me, but hey, could be a different rainy night in the truck for May. I figure Rozy doesn’t have many shirts.

their convos are weird, why are they texting this before he leaves? Oh right because he's never around them, that's why Meigh is sitting in her car alone in the front seat with the infant at night in the rain texting her forever fiance about how she's going to miss him when he goes across an ocean to further the distance between them.

also, she's so ugly lmao I swear that nose gets longer every picture I see, she looks worn down and tired and I see she's rocking that dirty greasy hair again.
It’s because it’s a scripted text by Gunt. It’s as inauthentic as his posts on her Twitter.
 
What I'm getting from Ralph here and in general, is that a father is an absolutely superfluous accessory for a young child, that has absolutely no importance, bearing or use to the child whatsoever.

Whilst he's giddy that some obviously gay footballer turfed his beard to the side and is flashing pure cope around like a faggot to "own dem hoes", Ralph is proving that men are completely auxiliary to the family unit. 2 single moms, no financial support, never there... lol... really hitting a home run there for "muh strong, independant man" trope, you gelatinous not-so-long pig.
 
It's the exact same dynamic she was in with Digi, though Digi wasn't malignant.
That has me curious as too why she left Digi. I know Digi is a beta and a weirdo, but with May being co-dependent and Digi offering some e-fame and security, why did she end up with Ralph in the first place. I'm speculating Ralph was being a stereotypical sex-pest and messaging her behind Digis back, but May taking the initiative to cheat on him is the part I don't get because digi isn't 1/10th of the disaster Ralph was, and she's never shown any signs of leaving. In fact it's concerning levels of lack of self-perseveration.
 
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