Gaunt King Ithan Rilph
"Sargon is probably the tastiest person" - Josh
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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph
"Sargon is probably the tastiest person" - Josh
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This faggot never mentioned his mother when she was alive but now he can get sympathy points it's all 'muh momma'. Fuck off Ralph, she raised you to be a fucking awful human being, she wasn't 'much to good' for shit.
Rage Pig
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One of his reply guys seems to be literally insane.
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lol this guy rules if Ralph got him to call in I would unironically watch the show
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LMAO. I’m sure Sandra had lovely relationships with her abusive, drunk schizo ex Ronnie. The upstanding Ralph family of West Memphis gave her nothing but love and respect after Ronnie abandoned her and his two sons.
Sandra would be shocked at the idea a Ralph would be in a nasty shit flinging contest with the mother of his children, not like the exact same shit didn’t happen to her thanks to good old Ronnie.
The only thing that would truly shock Sandra would be if Ralph visited his brother and actually married one of the women he knocked up. Ralph abandoning his child or throwing a tantrum against the mother of his son is exactly what she would have expected from angry little Ethan.
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Scoring promethazine is really hardly homie shit, as much as that demographic is associated with it. Just lie to a doctor is what most white boys would do, or find the one feelgood in any decent-sized town where that shit is popular who is questionably loose with his "prescriptions."
You don't even need to go to a super sketchy part of town.
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Oh shut the fuck up Ralph. Like you gave any inkling of a shit about your dying mom. You were and always will be a shit for brains deadbeat son. Nothing you can do will change that.
Arcturus
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I noticed them too. I highly recommend looking through his profile posts for an amusing time.
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He was ashamed he lived and leeched off of her his entire life so he would never mention her. Then she goes and dies once he abandons her for his dear Pantsu.
Now that she’s dead, and doesn’t need rides to dialysis, he can safely promote her to sainted status.
We all know Ralph called Sandra x10 worse names than Vickers ever did and nobody could ever hurt Sandra like her own son did.
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Does he not know he sounds like an actual child typing this? All he needs is some naruto sig and it'd be a 2000s forum post about some guy that griefed him in everquest
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Damn. That happy little grin on Rozy hit me right in the feels. Late and gay, but it fucking slammed it home for me. The absolute misery this child will face because of her horrific parents. So much promise and hope, and likely, this will be the happiest she will ever be, blissfully unaware. Poor fucking kid.
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that looks like texts taken when he was on his way to the airport not during the trip
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And May looks absolutely terrible and miserable in that photo. She can't even muster her usual psychotic smile.
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Ralph takes the truth troll bait everytime.
We did already discuss this fan fic in Pantsu’s thread. Love the no time stamps. He’s as bad at imitating Pantsu texting as he is at being her on Twitter.
Looks like texts he sent himself from his other phone. Remember he he was texting with Andy Warski’s sister about hooking up and using the Pantsu Pass during his last Lisbon trip, it’s a trend with him. He at least didn’t leave the phone number in this go around.
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Smarty Pants
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Does anyone actually believe Ralph has ever called Pantsu "angel"?
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You know why people believe this Ralph? Because any rational person with the tiniest bit of self respect would have left a very long time ago. Unfortunately for the baby, it seems May has zero awareness of the situation she is in nor any maternal instincts to protect the baby from the horrifying life that would be growing up around a raging alcoholic drug addicted manlet who hates women.
Oh and about your "momma", if only you'd cared about her this much when she was around, maybe she would still be here.
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My brother in Christ, you made the conscious decision to fuck and impregnate that