Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Darth Maul can survive getting cut in half with a lightsaber and falling down a huge air shaft with his guts presumably falling out all over the place, this grand inquisitor who can survive a little stabbing in the stomach with a lightsaber I guess
Doesn’t explain why they didn’t revive Snoke that way instead of saying he’s a damn clone and bringing back Palpee.

But I mean, what does it even matter anymore? Just let the franchise end.
Holy shit Ellen Page looked so hot in that outfit, so why did she decided to troon out?
Because being mentally ill is acceptable in everyday life now.
 
Was shaky cam even a thing in Star Wars while George Lucas was still around?
Yes. George used shaky cam in AOTC. It looked bad just like the Kenobi scene does because it was digitally moving the frame in post instead of actually shaking a real camera.

Watching the scene for the first time though it's pretty wild Disney put out a show with children getting violently gunned down a few days after one of the worst elementary school shootings in American history.
 
Watching the scene for the first time though it's pretty wild Disney put out a show with children getting violently gunned down a few days after one of the worst elementary school shootings in American history.
Done as a Federal Psyop to push gun rights because the Democrats know they are going to lose hands down in the fall plus wasn't Sandy Hook even worse than Uvalde?
 
Yes. George used shaky cam in AOTC. It looked bad just like the Kenobi scene does because it was digitally moving the frame in post instead of actually shaking a real camera.
This. The shaky cam could have worked in this scene but for some reason they did it digitally. I wonder if that sequence was shot in the Volume.
 
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"Benny Kenobi." Seen on Twitter...
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Wow disney Star Wars is so fucking gay and lame. Prequel nostalgia is at an all time high. All those Youtube videos of Hayden and Ewan are garnering millions of views. People were so excited to see that iconic duo back together on screen. It's been nearly 20 years!

But instead people are just getting this boring gay shit full of niggers. How is disney so damn incompetent? They can't even pander to nostalgic geeks properly, which is the easiest thing imaginable to do. If they want prequel pandering so badly, why not just commission Genndy to do another season of his Clone Wars? Anything would be better than this cringe.
 
why not just commission Genndy to do another season of his Clone Wars?
I'm pretty sure Genndy is working on his own stuff right now, plus he doesn't want to work for the Mouse. You have to be an idiot to willingly get cucked by Disney. He had his Star Wars cartoon with the right people at the right time and said what he had to say, that's why Irvin Kershner didn't direct ROTJ.
 
Watched the Kenobi show with my sister for the first time today.

Whose brilliant idea was it to have the Asian inquisitor wear a fucking rice paddy hat?
I love it how Disney will tell their audience that they're racist if you don't like their actors/characters and will disown certain animated classics (Fantasia, Dumbo, Lady and The Tramp, Song Of The South etc) only for them to pull some hypocritical retarded shit like this and get away with it at that.

To paraphrase Obi-Wan from ANH "And these racist depictions, too disgusting by white people, only Imperial Disney Jews could get away with such bigotry"
 
I'm sorry, back the fuck up. I was told that the Strong Independent Inquisitor Who Don't Need No Moff™ straight up kills the Grand Inquisitor. I didn't believe it, and then I saw the screen cap and official articles for myself.


How the fuck is this even possible? This motherfucker is supposed to die five years later in the finale of Star Wars Rebels:

Which means one of two things: either the retards writing this show have zero clue about the continuity, and just retconned an entire season of a canon cartoon series (which I hope to God is the case, as no one deserves this treatment moment more than Dave Filoni, who has recklessly retconned other people's work repeatedly to prioritize his stupid-ass OC's), or even worse, this guy will have been gutted by a lightsaber and some how brought back to life to reprise his role as antagonist in Rebels, which almost certainly involve even more lore-breaking to explain how the Sith Inquisitors can cheat death...despite TROS making it a big deal that only Palpatine can do it, and with incredibly contrived limitations like needing to leech off of a Force Dyad.

This fucking series is two episodes in, and it's already broken more than Blando and Book of Blorba Fatt did combined.
I posted this some pages back, but one of the soyboys that works at Disney said something about cannon not mattering and being whatever you want it to be. This is the natural conclusion of post-modern "art" and consumerism. Nothing matters, shut the fuck up and enjoy product, get ready for next product. This is part of why everything sucks in media. No one cares about quality or consistency, just making some shitty product.
 
Jesus christ this shit is so fucking gay I got monkey pox.

I'm pretty sure Genndy is working on his own stuff right now, plus he doesn't want to work for the Mouse. You have to be an idiot to willingly get cucked by Disney. He had his Star Wars cartoon with the right people at the right time and said what he had to say, that's why Irvin Kershner didn't direct ROTJ.

Well it is nice to see that at least someone associate with Star Wars has integrity.
 
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