Crossover The Battle of Jim's Driveway (2022?) - A very real event that's totally happening

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What about the last 2 years of Ralph has made you think he would respect the law and not deface private property?

He's cowardly, if he thinks he could get arrested before he does something he will run off. We've seen this pre bowling event when he booked it the moment he thought cops were gonna show up at him hollering at blaze

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

If Jim really is not long for this world he could go down in a blaze of glory and fight to the death with the pack of retards assembled in his driveway. It would be an honorable death, and if we're lucky the Gunt would go down with him

 

[Dr Doom Pill]

Repeat of the Boogie Hassle feud, except this time there won't be a warning shot

One can only hope

 

[glib]

Ethan, your son needs a father.

 

[Stoneheart]

Repeat of the Boogie Hassle feud, except this time there won't be a warning shot

little pippa will be around and shovel the ditch for the pigs body.

 

[Niggaplease]

jim will look at ralph disappointed with tears in his eyes as he delivers the final blow.
then he would cry out I FAILED YOU son...
there would be a teary eyed moment where jim hugs ralph as he breaks down emotionally over what an alcoholic wreck his life has become, then vows to start anew, he sobers up cleans up his act actually becomes a dad to both his kids, and they live happily ever after.
atleast how I picture the good ending of course.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

jim will look at ralph disappointed with tears in his eyes as he delivers the final blow.
then he would cry out I FAILED YOU son...
there would be a teary eyed moment where jim hugs ralph as he breaks down emotionally over what an alcoholic wreck his life has become, then vows to start anew, he sobers up cleans up his act actually becomes a dad to both his kids, and they live happily ever after.
atleast how I picture the good ending of course.

There aren't enough to give to this post.
Besides the good ending is the one where Jade shoots Ralph in self defense.

 

[Hamdulilah]

Not happening. Watch Ralph memory hole this and never mention it again. He already wanted to go in March, he said as much earlier this year.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Not happening. Watch Ralph memory hole this and never mention it again. He already wanted to go in March, he said as much earlier this year.

He already backed out. At most he will get a quote from a PI and grift for the fee but not take it any further. He doesn't have time for this shit anyway now that he is Fuente's milk fed gimp.

 

[MegaFaggot]

I know this won't happen but god do i want it to.

 

[Solus]

Already have battle plans drawn up. Jim's house is on the top and the battle strategy is written in Japanese so that the enemy is caught unaware

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I’m literally going to drive there and park a hundred feet away and sit on lawn chairs with a camera out, I’ll livestream everything to YouTube, as soon as Ralph announces his departure for the battlefield I’m gonna stock up on tailgating shit for the worlds first Gunt Fest. It’s a 17 hour drive but I’m gonna do it anyway.

 

[draggs]

Ethan, your son needs a father.

yes, but that father does not have to be and definitely should not be ethan ralph

 

[The FedEx Pope]

If this event ever happens, Jim might be be able to finally get suckers attending this brawl to buy his godawful shitty fan merchandise by setting up a shop table outside his lawn

 

[Red flaming panda]

If this event ever happens, Jim might be be able to finally get suckers attending this brawl to buy his godawful shitty fan merchandise by setting up a shop table outside his lawn

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Only retards like Quartering are stupid enough to actually buy this shit

 

[Hambubger]

Ralph will talk a big game but, we know this fat fuck will make an excuse. Ralph is one of the easiest dumbass to rile up hell never mind he will be spending around $1000 to go to Jim's house because this hog can't be flown in.

 

[The Internet Dick]

GOD, if we get footage of Jim gunning down Ralph with Frank Sinatra “That’s Life” playing in the background, I won’t think any other lowcow could top that climatic end to their story. True Lowcow KINO shit.

There are signs, omens, and portents prior to the ending of a lolcow death spiral. We're seeing them now. These precursors manifest differently, vary from cow to cow, but the end itself is boring in its repetition. With Ethan Ralph, I foresee a tranny hooker--not because I'm psychic but because it seems like the likeliest outcome given all we know of the man.

It always ends in trannies with these people. She waits.

 

[L50LasPak]

How many mags will it take to penetrate the Gunt? I'm not even sure Armour Piercing rounds can do the job

I think all you'd need to do is a stick him with a pin to pop the bitch.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan, your son needs a father.

He already has one, the totally real boyfriend.

 

[GuntN7]

We went from cancellation of the Killstream at the beginning of the year to the second trip to Portugal...

I BELIEVE IN YOU, ETHAN !!!