Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Iunno. If he hangs around the Boglim pit enough he might genuinely die soon like Miss Green.
💚Gone but not forgotten. 💚
RIP Mrs Green.gif
 
Cobra, in the middle of his school shooting analysis, deciding to share today’s beverage with us to reveal it’s BODY ARMOR, and then saying “no pun intended” is unintentionally hilarious
I also love how he mentioned "blame the artist" like this was the year 2000.
 

For 2 dollars you can get a personalized boglim shoutout. Gotta get that door dashed case of bud light.
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Cobes is also an absolute beast at making good thumbnails that make him look like a Tim and Eric character.

I like the way the grease soaking his forehead makes the light reflect so bad it blows out the white balance on this Mac's web camera.

Also he's making some more wand's he's got a spindle mounted between centers on the late at the moment and it looks like he's got some work done on it already.
 
Also he's making some more wand's he's got a spindle mounted between centers on the late at the moment and it looks like he's got some work done on it already.

He must need some money. I have no clue why he doesn't just churn out a hundred wands and get black-out drunk for a week. The second he puts anything online it sells out immediately.
 
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For 2 dollars you can get a personalized boglim shoutout. Gotta get that door dashed case of bud light.
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Cobes is also an absolute beast at making good thumbnails that make him look like a Tim and Eric character.
Sweet, a shout out that will take him a month to get to. Can’t wait for a drunken boglin to slur my user name. I bet the reddit fags are waiting in line for the chance lol
 
Going live is too painful. Phone starts getting spammed, can't read chat because he's a pussy, doesn't make shit from it unless people donate to his paypal. And the faggots in discord tell him the joke videos are funny. He's doing the bare minimum.
I think he’s just too lazy
 
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He must need some money. I have no clue why he doesn't just churn out a hundred wands and get black-out drunk for a week. The second he puts anything online it sells out immediately.

I honestly think it's down to effort, he only does them now to make some ready cash at one point he enjoyed making them and could have been a "viable" source of change for him, but like Chris and his medallions he's eroded what joy he earned from making them and then it started causing him problems like complaints and charge backs from shipping things late complaints he has to deal with etc so he only does them when he absolutely has to.

Ironically that lathe he has could be a proper little money making machine for him the number of woodworkers who want turned stuff outnumbers the people who have the space for a lathe, he could turn bowls, chair legs, hobo fishing reels, and sell them on Etsy and Ebay but it would take effort but I honestly think it's something he could potentially be good at or at least he could have been good at it once.

But doing it would have eaten into his drinking and smoking time so he never tried.
 
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Translation:
"I know my fans miss me but I also don't give a fuck and, also, fuck you. Can you buy me a shirt so I can go down to CY and get a handle, faggot? Love you."

Never ceases to make me laugh.
Actually laughed out loud. He's a master of unintentional comedy. Do wonder why he refuses to stream now though? Apparently Porkney bought him a phone. Is it account problems still or are the discord retards still pulling his strings?
 
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