Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF
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A lot of his chimpouts are him posturing to us. While he has gotten legit pissed too, the extent to which he displays real emotion towards us and what part he's just playing up to get asspats is unknown. For example, with the Kiwi assassination plans it's not entirely known how deluded he is that we're going to do anything to him and what's just him basically trying to like play an Alternate Reality Game with us. He was intentionally playing up the Drive-by incident, which iirc he admitted that never happened to someone else, but decided to play it up for asspats anyway. ADF's stupid, but he isn't as oblivious to trolls' tricks as Chris is.
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There is an element of playacting to all this, for sure, I agree. Look, here's the lock Phil put around his neck...
and here's what it looks like when someone is serious about things:
The difference is plain as night and day. My conclusion is that Phil wants random bystanders to cower in fear of his edgelordery but (no suprises here) completely lacks the balls necessary to actually lock anything around his neck. I mean that lock looks like the one on a ten-year-old girl's secret diary.
No commitment. No integrity whatsoever. And for what audience is he performing this? The only one that cares, which is us.
and here's what it looks like when someone is serious about things:
The difference is plain as night and day. My conclusion is that Phil wants random bystanders to cower in fear of his edgelordery but (no suprises here) completely lacks the balls necessary to actually lock anything around his neck. I mean that lock looks like the one on a ten-year-old girl's secret diary.
No commitment. No integrity whatsoever. And for what audience is he performing this? The only one that cares, which is us.
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I think it is that you are never tempted to sympathize with him. No matter how terrible the things are that happen to him, he deserves all of them and worse. Sometimes, Chris is just not enough of an asshole to feel super awesome about his current predicament.
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>inb4 "Phil has a neck?"
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That picture...I just can't anymore. It is 100% the definition of "hot mess."
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In the original sense...like a big steaming splat of dogshit on the summer sidewalk.
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He is genuinely worried about the Farms and really cares about us knowing exactly what we know and talking about it publicly, the main reason is we are eating into his available asspats a lot of his "friends" are aware of the farms either directly or indirectly and he at least suspects that some people on his friends list either read hear regularly or are active if unannounced members (and not just people who have gotten on his list lately and is at least partly accurate).
He views us as his "red menace" he genuinely does think we are out to get him and the fact he knows his friends are aware of us and we provide him a handy scapegoat when he does fail at doing what he claims he's going to do or any form of random failure. He's got this hyper active paranoid streak in him that's metastasizyd consciously or not of constantly wanting to be the victim of somebody because he can't accept that he himself has failed because in all honesty his ramshackle ego won't allow for that kind of self improvement to happen and he views any personal failing as a major defeat and he'll never admit that he's been defeated to anybody not even himself at this point, He has also learned from experience and observation that being the victim pay's off on some level for him so he's more than willing to play the part when it's getting him what he wants and he's glad he has the farms to point at to prove that point when needed.
tl;dr, Phil has a very complex (for him anyway) relationship with the farms, He hates us for pruning his available asspats, But on the other hand he loves us for providing a identifiable bogy man that he can claim is responsable for all the ill's in his life.
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I tried to avoid him, but I remember several of the younger youth explicitly expressing how uncomfortable they were with him.
That was me. He said he wanted to scare you guys. And when it inevitably got to you that it was fake, he blamed me for telling you. I believe his exact words were "snitches get stitches". That was our original falling out that really made me one of you, lol.
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I'm guessing he did stuff like hang out too close or unwanted glomping, like in those cosplay pics.
And Phil wonders why he has a "falling out" with others all the time.
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Damn, Phil looks like a monster clown dressed in BDSM crap. In other words, the stuff of nightmares. And yet, he STILL comes off as laughably pathetic.
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Holy shit what an asshole. Well on the upside you've already done much better on your own in just a few years than Phil's done in a decade!
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Ooooh, doesn't it just make you shiver when Phil acts all butch like that? Pre-op, please!
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Thank you Phil for giving us so many new and awesome friends, you fat white fuck.
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"Man, all these people I thought were my friends are saying they don't like the things I say and the way I act.
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Welp, must be a false flag operation. Those sneaky gamergaters.
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The lip liner is insinuating Latina monster clown, thank you very much
I believe this was the look Phil was probably trying to obtain, but at the end of the day the reality of being a fat, bald, white, cis- male with white mommy and daddy issues shot that entire dream to shit
If real latinas had mommies and daddies they would not beat them or make up false allegations under threat of death
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He loves glory holes for sure.
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So forgive me if this is late, but whatever happened after Phil traded in all of his US dollars for English pounds because he believed a retarded conspiracy that the economy was going to be destroyed?
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He got a small amount of Kuwaiti Dinar, too.