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Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Sure, this most definitely happened. And afterwards, all the alpacas clapped.
Show us the footage from the security cams you installed, that were contributed to you by your legion of followers/suckers. Show us photos from your smartphones. Pics, or it didn't happen.
How many times are you retarded fags going to cry 'wolf'? Learn a new trick already.
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Well, nobody lies on the Internet so I think it's perfectly all right to believe them without any proof!
ExsanguinateHorizon
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It wouldn't be surprising if they got the goats from calculating optics. They don't consume much resources and can do okay on shit grazing, even though there's nothing for them to eat. There is a lot of trash though and goats tend to nibble everything. It would've been amazing if they had been stupid enough to bring a billy too but it looks like just nans; a lot of goat breeds regularly have twins and they could've doubled their baby animal killed by chuds grift in no time!
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I'm sure all the neighbors were completely fine with this. You'll regularly hear shooting in a rural area. No normal person is going to call the cops unless it's late at night, close to their house, or causes bullets to land on their property. What would get me to call the cops is my dogs barking at 2am because it sounds like there is a firefight going on down the road. The fact that they aren't complaining about chud cops harassing them for defending themselves is another giant hole in their story.
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Unfortunately the two pictured were not the only goats... from Kevin's thread:
Edit: They look like some sad Cashmere hybrid, so they're continuing the fiber arts larp I guess?
Open Window Maniac
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That was merely Earl's first volley. The liberation of the Tranch is imminent!
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There's a non-zero chance that they were shooting emaciated alpacas.
The land is no longer suitable for grazing. I'm not sure even goats could survive outside without kitchen scraps. They've wrecked the kitchen and if their plastering business is anything to go by they may well have damaged the structure of the buildings. They've certainly wrecked the place with their hoarding and negligence. According to Bonbon the barn they built is unfit for use. They never fixed the solar power system either. All the money they raised through their GFMs was spent on tacticool crap and unnecessary security equipment, not invested into repairs or improvements, or even mortgage payments.
Basically, the property is almost worthless, or at least it's only worth a fraction of what they paid for it. They're probably massively in negative equity and will owe the bank massive amounts of money even if it is foreclosed. As Bonbon's mom is a co-signatory on the mortgage she might have to declare bankruptcy if she can't absorb the losses.
The end of the saga could be spicy.
The land is no longer suitable for grazing. I'm not sure even goats could survive outside without kitchen scraps. They've wrecked the kitchen and if their plastering business is anything to go by they may well have damaged the structure of the buildings. They've certainly wrecked the place with their hoarding and negligence. According to Bonbon the barn they built is unfit for use. They never fixed the solar power system either. All the money they raised through their GFMs was spent on tacticool crap and unnecessary security equipment, not invested into repairs or improvements, or even mortgage payments.
Basically, the property is almost worthless, or at least it's only worth a fraction of what they paid for it. They're probably massively in negative equity and will owe the bank massive amounts of money even if it is foreclosed. As Bonbon's mom is a co-signatory on the mortgage she might have to declare bankruptcy if she can't absorb the losses.
The end of the saga could be spicy.
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There were counter-revolutionary fascist alpaca. By starving they were rejecting the centrally determined food quota in an attempt to destabilize it and allow fascist recapture of the tranch.
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Who looks out at the wasteland of the Tranch and says to himself "yep, we need more livestock?"
Penny's a dumbass and a dreamer, but he's also coming back after long, hard days of doing drywall badly, out in the community. Why would he add more animal upkeep to his chore chart, especially since they're hemorrhaging serfs?
Penny's a dumbass and a dreamer, but he's also coming back after long, hard days of doing drywall badly, out in the community. Why would he add more animal upkeep to his chore chart, especially since they're hemorrhaging serfs?
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You can immediately disarm any of the bullshit they come up with in this vein because between Penny's habit of posting shitty quickdraws and firing drill videos, none of these spergs can help themselves from tweeting about every random thing that happens.
If this shit actually happened one of them would be posting pics of all the spent casings or people watching windows. Someone would have tried to get photo ID to set the tranny dox squad onto them since cops are anathema.
Remember that 'trans sister' they 'rescued?' No evidence. Not even a peep about it ever since. Total horseshit. Everything they do gets a picture, a tiktok or a video. All the things that sound dangerous or dire get absolutely nothing. Only reaffirmations of 'totally happened guys!! Really happened!'
Come on now.
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That’s the story, and Kevin is sticking to it too. This must be the best narrative they could come up with for the documentary.
Wow
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“Ask your local leftist group who the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are.”
“Aren’t they the Transformers collectors living in a shit-covered wasteland surrounded by starving alpacas?”
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"Literally" twice? You're lying and you know it, asshole.
Attractive Sexhaver
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Evil fascist here. Whenever me and the boys are planning to do hate crimes, we make it a point to sneak onto a property and clearly state to the occupants why we're there. It usually is to "burn (them) out" but sometimes it's also because we are super jealous of all the hot sex they're having.
We usually leave after we've been shot at a few times, but not before we clean up any evidence we were ever there in the first place. It's a temporary setback, getting beaten by these proud cool wymyn, but the only way we can truly be defeated is if you donate to trxns wymyn pexple xf cxlxr's gofundme's and patreons. So please under no circumstances do that. TIX.
We usually leave after we've been shot at a few times, but not before we clean up any evidence we were ever there in the first place. It's a temporary setback, getting beaten by these proud cool wymyn, but the only way we can truly be defeated is if you donate to trxns wymyn pexple xf cxlxr's gofundme's and patreons. So please under no circumstances do that. TIX.
RazorBackBacon
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I wonder if they knew that 'chud' comes from a movie where the word essentially means 'prole'?
By using 'chud' they are de facto insulting the underclass, the damned bourgeois that they are.
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I have a feeling a number of Alpaca have gone to join the circle of life as wolf food, so theres probably room for goats now
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off topic but who cares
The leftoid proclivity to use chud as an insult stems directly from their self imposed inability to call people retards, faggots or faggoty retards. Getting called a Chud has about the same impact as getting called in milladippo or a huggaluppa.
Meanwhile us Chuds have all the best insults, Nigger, Spic, kike, dyke, beaner, coon, jiggaboo, porch monkey, faggoty retard gorilla nigger etc etc.