His Totes Trad Wigger Hoedown in the 7-11 parking lot (Blaze Studios encounter),, when he's singing along to Afroman... the "singin' them dirty rap songs" line is pure Classic Chris. Nasally, atonal, and simultaneously puerile yet blisteringly gay as all fuck.
The only way he's keeping anything tucked in, is if he wears an adult-sized "onesie" that snaps around under the gunt... probably with industrial-strength bungee cords.
"I CAN'T SOOOOO-IEEEEEEEEEEEEY"
Considering Ralph's history, I wouldn't say that's completely off the table.
It’s Ralphie’s super cool food review! I’m faaaaaaAAAAAT
No “charges” were “pressed”. Ralph made a statement at the police station, they stick in the “report file” and nothing will ever happen. It’s meaningless affidavit based entirely on Ralph demanding to file a report but it made Ralph feel better to have a piece of paper giving his sob story. Ralph is a fat little bureaucrat at heart.
We don't know their story. Possible old account was deleted after the Hack and they made a new one with less personal ties on it. Or they could have lurked for years.
I would fight Andy for 1k incld. Hotel and Flight expenses its a fucking boxing match it would be worth it to get basically a free vacation.
Yes, that's the "tall" trick. Tall sizes add a few extra inches of fabric down there, allowing people like Ralph to tuck the shirt in under the gunt.
Ralph won't off himself. Remember he's set nothing less than his death as victory for the haters and ayylawgs, he's convinced they're trying to kill him themselves. He's too prideful and spiteful to kill himself and let the haters think they've won. 99% of his interactions with others revolve around him trying to prove himself as better and more successful. In his brain damaged wigger mind, these trips, gambling, the drugs, the booze and the purse are victories. He'll keep living his 5 star days, he'll keep escalating to sate his addictions and defend his pride and he will get himself killed, whether thats by his own stupidity or pissing off the wrong person, I don't know. But he won't do it to himself intentionally.
The only way Meigh will leave is if Ralph kicks her out, he won't since he literally needs her to survive financially. I doubt he will find another woman willing to be his bang mommy permanent paypig. Ralph is too much of a retard to kill himself in the traditional way, I'd say he's more likely to kill himself in a drunk driving while reading kiwifarms on his phone accident, or an overdose/lethal combination of uppers and downers.
I get that and normally I would agree but money is drying up, and it's going quick for him. He's looking at child support for two kids, no reliable income, felony status making acquiring work hard, and most importantly Ralphamale status. Which means the chances of getting anything in life beyond beatings and rape allegations are near impossible.
Portugal has been a British ally for 7 centuries, Ralph should have seen this coming.
No, he'll be homeless. He might die soon after from a number of causes, but Ralph is the kind of guy who would rather be homeless and on the streets than give a "victory" to the ahogs.
How did that happen anyway? Is it because of Spain?
