Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
"Everything's fair game"
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Incoming more gay ops :drink:
 
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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

This is the translation I got, which differs from what he posted.



Ministry of Internal Administration
PUBLIC SAFETY POLICE
CM LISBON
CM LSB-Div Public Transport Security
LSB
CM LSB DSTP-Tourism Left
NPP: 232439/2022
NUIPC: 000402/22.1 PALSB
Declaration
For all due purposes, it is declared that on 05-27-2022, a NPP Complaint Report was prepared in this Police Department
232439/2022, NUIPC 000402/22.1 PALS, Crimes against physical integrity, on 2022-05-25 18:35 , in which the complainant
Ethan Oliver Ralph, born on 1985-09-20 in United States of America (North America) residing in
Richmond, VA 23224-6503
The complainant was the victim of aggression.
As stated in the Denunciation Notice with NUIPC000402/22.1 PALSB, prepared in this police unit.
And because it is true, I have prepared this statement.

EDUARDO ANTONIO LARA


The caveat is this was google translate and text was lifted via OCR. Also according to google translate The Portuguese word for “assault” is “assalto” but who knows if it’s 100% correct
 
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Ralph keeps tweeting about eating octopus and I'm just picturing a Portuguese octopus wrapping a tentacle around Ralph's head and bonking it off the table.
He needs money so trying to get ppl to donors for him to eat weird shit is his brilliant grift idea on his vacation from fatherhood
 
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