Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Sneed Weed]

"Everything's fair game"

Incoming more gay ops

 

[Trench]

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Ralph has something that is on the same level as the police recording a stolen bicycle and thinks this is a massive win.

Ralph: You should be spending this effort on looking after the piglet you'll get to see for a few months before Meigh gets sick of you or gets taken away because Meigh is a kid diddler.

This is the translation I got, which differs from what he posted.



Ministry of Internal Administration
PUBLIC SAFETY POLICE
CM LISBON
CM LSB-Div Public Transport Security
LSB
CM LSB DSTP-Tourism Left
NPP: 232439/2022
NUIPC: 000402/22.1 PALSB
Declaration
For all due purposes, it is declared that on 05-27-2022, a NPP Complaint Report was prepared in this Police Department
232439/2022, NUIPC 000402/22.1 PALS, Crimes against physical integrity, on 2022-05-25 18:35 , in which the complainant
Ethan Oliver Ralph, born on 1985-09-20 in United States of America (North America) residing in
Richmond, VA 23224-6503
The complainant was the victim of aggression.
As stated in the Denunciation Notice with NUIPC000402/22.1 PALSB, prepared in this police unit.
And because it is true, I have prepared this statement.

EDUARDO ANTONIO LARA


The caveat is this was google translate and text was lifted via OCR. Also according to google translate The Portuguese word for “assault” is “assalto” but who knows if it’s 100% correct

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Everyone go subscribe to Brick Queen, she's one of my personal low view waifus and I was shocked to find out either she (or her husband) is an ayylawg.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Warski is that kid in highschool that nobody liked but would let tag along because you kinda felt bad for him but he thought that everyone liked him.

I could never bring myself to not like Andy, because a lot of his mannerisms remind me of Jace Connors and I have many fond memories of the Deagle Nation days.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

I kept thinking that Ralph's face reminded me of something, but I couldn't figure out what exactly. And then it suddenly hit me:




I'll let the metaphor speak for itself.

 

[RollerGator]

Ralph keeps tweeting about eating octopus and I'm just picturing a Portuguese octopus wrapping a tentacle around Ralph's head and bonking it off the table.

 

[TJBirish]

Ralph keeps tweeting about eating octopus and I'm just picturing a Portuguese octopus wrapping a tentacle around Ralph's head and bonking it off the table.

Kurt Eichenwald is suddenly aroused.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I could never bring myself to not like Andy, because a lot of his mannerisms remind me of Jace Connors and I have many fond memories of the Deagle Nation days.

joined august 2 2021....

 

[Persepolis]

I'm pretty sure that fight smacked ralphs eye back into place lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph keeps tweeting about eating octopus and I'm just picturing a Portuguese octopus wrapping a tentacle around Ralph's head and bonking it off the table.

He needs money so trying to get ppl to donors for him to eat weird shit is his brilliant grift idea on his vacation from fatherhood

 

[RollerGator]

He needs money so trying to get ppl to donors for him to eat weird shit is his brilliant grift idea on his vacation from fatherhood

Ralph: I will not eat the bugs!
Also Ralph: Send me money so I can eat a gross squishy underwater critter!

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph will eat maggots and spiked scaly demon cocks when he dies and goes to Hell.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Bricktop Cog

 

[AnOminous]

Bricktop Cog

Fun fact, pigs, especially sows, like Ethan Ralph, do engage in cannibalistic behavior sometimes!

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Of all the things Ralph should be insecure about his height is the weirdest one IMO, although I'm not a manlet so maybe it really is that psychologically taxing.

I'd be more worried about the fact that my body was slowly going spherical.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

A)the address would have to be correct
2)Ralph would actually have to show up (he won't)

as for 2, I think Ralph's stupidity has been underestimated one too many times to be sure of this

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I kept thinking that Ralph's face reminded me of something, but I couldn't figure out what exactly. And then it suddenly hit me:

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I'll let the metaphor speak for itself.

IT'S ALL THOSE DANG KIWI FAGS FAULT

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

“Arrest him! Arrest him!”

What Ralph means by 'fair game' is he can do anything he wants without repercussion but if someone treats him in kind it's a big fucking deal and he's gonna (claim to) escalate.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ralph will eat maggots and spiked scaly demon cocks when he dies and goes to Hell.

How could Hell hold any horrors worse than living the life of Ethan Ralph?

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

It is time for a culling, a Final Solution to the problem of these feral pigs.

Gradually I began to bacon