Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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Never Scored said:
We had this discussion in another thread. I am 5'10". At one point I was around 260 because I was dating a girl who cooked a lot. Even at that point I did not have a gunt. Now, I'm built kind of like cog's friend that beat up Ralph with the big shoulders and Ralph clearly is not, but still, it is literally impossible he is 5'7" with that gunt at 250. He has to be lying about the height or weight or both.
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I've always thought that, though the Gunt exists in part because Ralph's a big guy (for you), that he also must have lost too much weight too quickly when they put him in jail, and so he's got that loose skin problem that is causing the actual bifurcation.
 
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Since the topic is already CWC, tell me this doesn't sound him.

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If Ralph starts saying "of which" and blowing raspberries I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Ralph will officially be c-197 Chris who came here to lock up our Chris Chan so he could impersonate him to the extreme.

I will refuse to believe otherwise
 
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Deborah Debbie Grayson said:
How does the Ralph timeline check out in terms of before and after CWC’s arrest? Did his lolcowness pick up afterwards? If so I’m convinced he caught some kind of It Follows-esque curse from CWC. Maybe he just needs to find someone else to pass it to.
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Ralph had a lolcow thread back in 2016. He earned his subforum not long after he leaked the Vickers sex tape and his subsequent meltdown (an event we fondly refer to as The Day of the Harvest), which occurred before the arrest as well. Ralph is, has always been, and always will be, a lolcow.
 
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Deborah Debbie Grayson said:
How does the Ralph timeline check out in terms of before and after CWC’s arrest? Did his lolcowness pick up afterwards? If so I’m convinced he caught some kind of It Follows-esque curse from CWC. Maybe he just needs to find someone else to pass it to.
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I mean really what more is to say than this
Proof the demon jumped to Ralph.png
 
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ZeDarkKnight said:
Ralph could've ignored them and let them videotape him but he had to turn the corner and get in cogs face
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If he had ignored them and let them follow him around playing music and yelling like idiots while not acknowledging them he could have gotten an easy win.
"Lol these faggots following me around, won't even approach me or start shit, just hiding behind corners being stupid, whatever Imma just enjoy myself"

But nah, ragepig played into their hand beautifully. It's so perplexing because in ralph's mind his fragile ego makes it so he can't ignore them, he has to approach talking shit otherwise he's a bitch. But he does, he gets beat, and then he cries on the bird app seething from his hotel filing police reports. Honestly makes him look like an even bigger bitch. I don't understand the rationale, but that's lolcows I guess.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Of all the things Ralph should be insecure about his height is the weirdest one IMO, although I'm not a manlet so maybe it really is that psychologically taxing.
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I used to be in teaching. Spergs I could handle. Retards I could handle. Even belligerent retards were not outside the scope of what I could deal with.
Manlets however? They will never learn.
 
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Penrowe said:
I used to be in teaching. Spergs I could handle. Retards I could handle. Even belligerent retards were not outside the scope of what I could deal with.
Manlets however? They will never learn.
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Why do manlets even live? Do they even have a justification for just not dying? Sick of seeing fucking manlets around everywhere.
 
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Lone Outsider said:
Late to the party but what the fuck?! Ralph can't stop getting beating up in Portugal. At this point it should tradition to beat up the gunt because this shit is hilarious.
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Like in Spain they have the "Running of the Bulls", in Portugal they could have the "Felting of the Gunt".

Edit: ninja'd by @A Rastafarian Skeleton ...but it's still a hilarious mental image lol.
 
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AnOminous said:
It is time for a culling, a Final Solution to the problem of these feral pigs.
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Some jurisdictions allow anyone to hunt as many feral hogs as they want without a license or tag. How many pounds off are we from a person being able to legitimately claim confusion on shooting him when he tries to eat some discarded food or steal an ear of corn?
 
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Lone Outsider said:
Late to the party but what the fuck?! Ralph can't stop getting beating up in Portugal. At this point it should tradition to beat up the gunt because this shit is hilarious.
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Like in Spain they have the "Running of the Bulls", in Portugal they could have the "Felting of the Gunt".

Edit: ninja'd by @A Rastafarian Skeleton ...but it's still a hilarious mental image lol.
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"Running of the Bulls" is just your regular tuesday night in the Ralphamale bedroom.
 
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