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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
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- Aug 25, 2017
Ralph's loving his vacation in Lisbon so much he's spending it arguing with people on twitter that he went to Lisbon to avoid! He's so fat and dumb it fails on multiple levels. Not only is he still engaging on twitter with the suposedly mentally ill people he's trying to avoid, but twitter isn't a physical location you can fly further away from. Gunt really needs to stop trying to be witty.
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It's always interesting to see Ralph talk about his impotent rage, because he always romanticizes it so fucking much it sounds like he gets a boner just writing about it.
I mean it, dude fucking loves to talk about how mad people made him, and every time he talks like this is the final straw and he's FINALLY going to stop holding back. He lost all doubt of reconciliation when they went after his son, then when Gator betrayed him, then when Metokur laughed at him, so on and so forth, this might be the fifth time this month that he talks about how he can no longer forgive "these people". I have to assume he thinks it makes him look badass, but it just looks like he's crying his eyes out over internet shit.
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Wat?
Flew away to get away from the stress of being alogged. Leaves his fiance and newborn behind because they can handle it better?
Wigger Ralph, you take breaks like these to relieve uncontrollable stress such as work, school, etc. Not for shit that is completely in your control. All of your stress is self-imposed and a vacation like this does absolutely nothing.
However, Ralph has a valid biological reason for his high cortisol levels. Lack of testosterone.
Fslur
kiwifarms.net
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Gunt is only away from May and his children. He hasn’t taken a break from the internet at all…
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Yes, how exactly is he "taking a break" from any of this when he reads this forum constantly just like he does at home, keeps tabs on his enemies, checks what's being said on Twitter obsessively, etc.
The only thing he's taking a break from is May and the baby, it doesn't take a fucking genius to see that.
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This is the funniest part, Ralph tells bizzaro world lies. He took a trip to concentrate even more on the internet and totally forget his baby mama and infant exist.
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I don't have sympathy for Ralph, he quite literally brings this on himself by his own behaviour and constantly goading people to do exactly that.
He did it with the trannies to, "I bet you don't shut that fucking door... What's up bish?"
With that said, it does not mean that Cog can't be criticised for it. It's pretty insane behaviour to fly out to Portugal from the UK for one day to beat someone up in the streets. Even if it is Ethan Ralph, even if it was for profit.
Just like Ralph deserves to get everything he gets from the Vickers for his behaviour, it doesn't mean it looks good on them to be shit talking a dead woman because when she was dying, disabled and reliant on the care of her son she couldn't stop him from abusing their daughter.
That kind of behaviour is kind of like Ralph, nothing is too low, nothing is off limits, it's all on the table. It's retarded because it's self defeating, there are more ruthless anons out there who would fuck you over for a cheap laugh than you can shake a stick at so why make yourself a valid target through your behaviour.
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“I physically left the country to get away from people on the internet and spent the whole time arguing with those people on the internet.”
This nigga got punched so hard he turned Chinese and retarded.
This nigga got punched so hard he turned Chinese and retarded.
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- Aug 29, 2018
You're not alone, seeing that happy little grin sent my parental instincts into overdrive and now I just feel so bad for her. Fuck. You and your mare are soulless, Ralph.
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- Aug 13, 2018
"IT'S NAWT TRUU!
May didn't leave, FAN-FICTION FARMS!!!!
Here's a picture of her and my kid she took in a car for some reason!!!!!!!"
Ralph delivers over and over. This is "I fuck a fine bitch" levels of "you can't make this shit up" I'm fucking dying LMFAO
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Ralph Every modern and even third world country to a point has access to the internet, You did not need to fly to a different country to get away, all you had to do was turn your fucking phone off.
Nobody woulda even known you were there if you didn't advertise it to everyone and dox your location.
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It was the scripted “my Angel” text convo, with no time stamps, that he created to go with the random photo that totally sold me.
In Ralph’s mind that’s how May should have reacted to him leaving her to go on brilliant return trip to Lisbon “for no particular reason.”
Criminal Stupidity
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Nigger you know fuck-all about Lisbon. You've huffed and puffed up one mildly inclined street, got beaten twice in two separate locations and went to three burger kings with a side of midday thievery from the church. What you love about Lisbon is you get to have the exact same schedule you have in the US without having to dodge the horse and child you have no regard for.
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The Gunt loves Lisbon so much, that he keeps getting his ass kicked there. Portugal: 2, The Gunt: 0.
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America First is centered around trannies. They have grift events for trannies They alienated millions of right wingers to embrace trannies. They listen to tranny music. They elect a tranny lover as their president. They dress and act like trannies. They draw the entirety of their identity from trannies. They post sassy gifs about trannies. They watch HBO Films in worship of trannies. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing catboy orgies in honor of trannies. They use tranny slang like "Tgirl" and "bussy". When you say "Mein Kampf" they're not thinking of the book of National Socialism. They're thinking of The Pesudohermaephrodite. Their cities are completely overrun with trannies. They worship their content creators disproportionately filled with trannies and their global patrol force of soldiers filled with trannies. Their men sit around watching tranny music videos while their "women" sit around sucking trannies. They worship trannies while attacking the working class whites who actually built their country before trannies took over. Their movies are filled with trannies and their music charts are topped by trannies and their porn collection is full of trannies. They send trannies to TPUSA and celebrate when the trannies "pwn" Charlie Kirk because those trannies are women and American First catboy trannies. They binge watch trannies bestiality porn to a point where "BTC" does not make them think of an international cryptocurrency but about big tranny cocks instead. They will tell you how much they hate trannies and how the catboy meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love trannies but the evidence speaks for itself in that America First has always been and will be a movement of trannies loving trannies.
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I’m a tranny and Nick Fuentes had sex with my behind
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- Mar 6, 2018
"I'm doubling down on my enemies"
Oh shit the gunt will double in size
It's kind of interesting to think that he might have legit brain trauma and his self-preservation instinct got destroyed by a pimp on Portugal
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Fightin round the world
By the way, how's the kids Ralph? Oh that's right, one you'll never see and the other you travel the world to avoid seeing.
By the way, how's the kids Ralph? Oh that's right, one you'll never see and the other you travel the world to avoid seeing.
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- Mar 2, 2019
Gee, IDK Ralph. One is a more or less successful grifter who says some dumb shit every so often, and the other is a fat retard who flies around the world to get his ass kicked, has 2 bastard children with 2 different "women", a drug problem, and just can't stop a-hollerin'.