🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

They probably saw a twitter post about Stalin thinking gays and women were terrible and dumb so they made him their personality without knowing anything about him really. I also wouldn’t be surprised if it’s about being a contrarian as an anti US globalism.

Idk I feel like the guys who thought Hitler was based shouldn’t be worshipping the dude who took him down?

It’s because Putin is a big Stalin fanboy and AF is the in charge of the Puntin cheerleading squad in the USA.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Moar (likely false) info from the big bad Ralpha male regarding his second beating in Portugal :
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"Dwarven thug"- Ethan Ralph, a 4'11 manlet who wears elevated shoes.

imagine posting this unironically demonstrating how much of a massive faggot you are. jesus christ he really is retarded, like clinically, I refuse to believe otherwise

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

It's just so funny because that guy was clearly taller than Ralph. So does that make Ralph a dwarven blob?

AHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S NAWT TRUU YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL AH WAS ON THE GROWND THE WHOLE TIME HOW WOULD YOU KNOW BITCH FUCK YOU AH'M THE RALPHAMALE AH ALWAYS WIN MATTER O' FACT IF AH HAD TO GUESS IF YEW ASKED ME AH BET IT'S YEW WHO'S SHORTER THAN THAT FUCKIN ALOG CAHN'T-FAIGHT PUSSY, IF AH WAS 5'1'' I'D SAY SO AND BE PROUD OF IT, MOTHERFUCKER

 

[A-A-AAsssston!]

Moar (likely false) info from the big bad Ralpha male regarding his second beating in Portugal :
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"Dwarven thug"- Ethan Ralph, a 4'11 manlet who wears elevated shoes.

"Other routes here in Portugal such as a civil suit."

You already admitted that you weren't badly injured when you didn't want to go to the hospital. Good luck seeking damages, Ralph.

 

[FinnSven]

Moar (likely false) info from the big bad Ralpha male regarding his second beating in Portugal :
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"Dwarven thug"- Ethan Ralph, a 4'11 manlet who wears elevated shoes.

Ralph is a hobbit or halfling rather than a dwarf.

Possibly he was a failed experiment by Sauron who wanted to make a diminutive sneaky race, a thief, spy and assassin breed, contrasting the Uruk hai and their brutality.

Unfortunately giving them far too much ale and pipe weed created this.

 

[Zilortha]

AHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S NAWT TRUU YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL AH WAS ON THE GROWND THE WHOLE TIME HOW WOULD YOU KNOW BITCH FUCK YOU AH'M THE RALPHAMALE AH ALWAYS WIN MATTER O' FACT IF AH HAD TO GUESS IF YEW ASKED ME AH BET IT'S YEW WHO'S SHORTER THAN THAT FUCKIN ALOG CAHN'T-FAIGHT PUSSY, IF AH WAS 5'1'' I'D SAY SO AND BE PROUD OF IT, MOTHERFUCKER

It's just... so painfully accurate.

 

[LanceHaver]

I'm sure it has been said but this is the same thing that happened with Fuentes with the Jaden drama. Everyone knows that if roles were reversed, Ralph would be gloating on Twitter, saying "try and catch me bitch!", all the groypers would come out of the woodwork to support him and call his enemies weak pussies, etc.

With Fuentes, if Jaden ignored a woman he was a beta faggot, if Nick did he was a based sigma. If Jaden talked to a woman and had a girlfriend, he was a simp, if Nick did, he was an alpha that was cucking Jaden.

Some people are saying "I know it's funny but going to fight him IRL is a bit low" but I don't know how you can have any sympathy for this guy - just think about how Ralph would act were the roles reversed. There would be non-stop 'I WON' gloating on Twitter. They just warp their principles and opinions based on the outcome of events. Ralph deserves everything that happened to him

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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I'm sure it has been said but this is the same thing that happened with Fuentes with the Jaden drama. Everyone knows that if roles were reversed, Ralph would be gloating on Twitter, saying "try and catch me bitch!", all the groypers would come out of the woodwork to support him and call his enemies weak pussies, etc.

With Fuentes, if Jaden ignored a woman he was a beta faggot, if Nick did he was a based sigma. If Jaden talked to a woman and had a girlfriend, he was a simp, if Nick did, he was an alpha that was cucking Jaden.

Some people are saying "I know it's funny but going to fight him IRL is a bit low" but I don't know how you can have any sympathy for this guy - just think about how Ralph would act were the roles reversed. There would be non-stop 'I WON' gloating on Twitter. They just warp their principles and opinions based on the outcome of events. Ralph deserves everything that happened to him

I know when I go on vacation, my favorite thing to do is get beat up and file paperwork and stay up until 3am crying on Twitter.

 

[veri]

Ralph is going after some woman on twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529879907383361537 (https://archive.ph/wip/1t9HF)
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529881106895585282 (https://archive.ph/wip/G38lM)

She's a very rotund woman and she posts a lot of porn and sells it, probably has an only fans.
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gunt subforum attracts some strange ones

LOOOOOL

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@Null you have a chance bro. she's perfect for you

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Spoiler: ☪ISLAMIC CONTENT☪for josh's eyes only uwu

his dream woman

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t | look at the archive link. IMAGINE THE SMELL

Spoiler: early stages gunt bifurcation

Spoiler: dox

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[LadiosSopp]

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I'm sure it has been said but this is the same thing that happened with Fuentes with the Jaden drama. Everyone knows that if roles were reversed, Ralph would be gloating on Twitter, saying "try and catch me bitch!", all the groypers would come out of the woodwork to support him and call his enemies weak pussies, etc.

With Fuentes, if Jaden ignored a woman he was a beta faggot, if Nick did he was a based sigma. If Jaden talked to a woman and had a girlfriend, he was a simp, if Nick did, he was an alpha that was cucking Jaden.

Some people are saying "I know it's funny but going to fight him IRL is a bit low" but I don't know how you can have any sympathy for this guy - just think about how Ralph would act were the roles reversed. There would be non-stop 'I WON' gloating on Twitter. They just warp their principles and opinions based on the outcome of events. Ralph deserves everything that happened to him

More like doubling down on being an insufferable faggot lel

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Imagine growing a chub for blocking people on Twitter. Lmao
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I thought you love hate comments, Ralph? I thought it fuels you? I would say this fat ass is a walking contradiction, but the fucker can’t walk 5 feet without huffing and puffing.

 

[NicoFountaine]

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Lmao that tweet. Ralph is probably seething at the Alawgs wishing happy birthday to Xander. I think we haven't seen the full extent of Ralph being a retard. I think we are about to see Ralph in full retard mode so shit will get worse.

 

[Neko GF]

Straight from the pig's mouth:

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[ddlloo]

Straight from the pig's mouth:
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You dumb fucking faggot Ethan. You've been saying that shit for months and that's the number one fucking reason people are fucking with you so much Mr I Will Go Lower Than Anyone Else. You dish it out but can't fucking take it, and then you double down on dishing it out while pretending everyone else started it. You are such a histrionic woman.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Straight from the pig's mouth:
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"I am dealing with sick individuals who are being despicable and vile and cruel to me."

Literally not one day later:

"Everything's Fair Game"

Hey fatty, if everything is fair game then stop fucking whining and crying anytime anyone does anything to you! Pussy!

 

[free_protons4u]

Straight from the pig's mouth:
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Yet another tweet that will age well

 

[Buel19]

A rapist who said he'd murder people if he could get away with it is calling other people evil. Lol

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Straight from the pig's mouth:
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Great now the moralfags upset about Ralph getting beat down in the streets don’t have an argument because Ralph says it’s fair game.

Hog hunts back on the menu fellas

 

[Hüftpriester]

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I'm sure it has been said but this is the same thing that happened with Fuentes with the Jaden drama. Everyone knows that if roles were reversed, Ralph would be gloating on Twitter, saying "try and catch me bitch!", all the groypers would come out of the woodwork to support him and call his enemies weak pussies, etc.

With Fuentes, if Jaden ignored a woman he was a beta faggot, if Nick did he was a based sigma. If Jaden talked to a woman and had a girlfriend, he was a simp, if Nick did, he was an alpha that was cucking Jaden.

Some people are saying "I know it's funny but going to fight him IRL is a bit low" but I don't know how you can have any sympathy for this guy - just think about how Ralph would act were the roles reversed. There would be non-stop 'I WON' gloating on Twitter. They just warp their principles and opinions based on the outcome of events. Ralph deserves everything that happened to him

What da?

Archive

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

You dumb fucking faggot Ethan. You've been saying that shit for months and that's the number one fucking reason people are fucking with you so much Mr I Will Go Lower Than Anyone Else. You dish it out but can't fucking take it, and then you double down on dishing it out while pretending everyone else started it. You are such a histrionic woman.

Rules for thee and not for me