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"consequences will never be the same" everyone knows thats what he means.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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You aren't gonna do shit you fat worthless fuck. Everything he says is a lie.
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You and your lawyer should really thank the farms for doing the archiving for you, Ralph.
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He'll never do it just like how he pussied out the first time.
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This is the most pathetic coping I've seen from Ralph yet: "they had knives", "they had brass knuckles", "they ambushed me", "it was 2 v 1", "he hit me from behind", "they've been arrested", "I'm pressing charges", "I'm marking down everyone who laughs", "I've contacted my lawyer", "Vickers will get in trouble". It keeps becoming more and more pathetic and less and less threatening. Culminating in "I'm going to go visit Metokur".
You're not going to do shit, same as always Ralph, you always talk and talk and talk and then do nothing, it's the same thing that's gotten you beat up now multiple times, your mouth is writing checks your tiny little T-rex arms can't cash.
You don't know how to fight, Cog didn't get in trouble for the fight (why would he? You started it and he didn't throw a single punch? Besides his friend tried to neutralize you every time and then walked away, and like and idiot you kept coming at him again and again), Vickers won't have any issues because he's laughing at you or from donating to Cog. You can't do anything to these people once doxing/contacting family members or employers is not an option anymore, that's the extent of your power, so keep coping and seething, it makes the fight all the more enjoyable.
You're not going to do shit, same as always Ralph, you always talk and talk and talk and then do nothing, it's the same thing that's gotten you beat up now multiple times, your mouth is writing checks your tiny little T-rex arms can't cash.
You don't know how to fight, Cog didn't get in trouble for the fight (why would he? You started it and he didn't throw a single punch? Besides his friend tried to neutralize you every time and then walked away, and like and idiot you kept coming at him again and again), Vickers won't have any issues because he's laughing at you or from donating to Cog. You can't do anything to these people once doxing/contacting family members or employers is not an option anymore, that's the extent of your power, so keep coping and seething, it makes the fight all the more enjoyable.
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Honestly I hope he does, I hope he can scrape up what little testosterone he has left in that diseased body to actually do it. Because whether Jade or cancer man Jim beats him up, it'll be pure uncut kino.
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Itās weird to think that when Ralph dies, his legacy will just turn to that one grave that people leave corn on.
ZheZuoShan
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Ralph isn't going to go to Metokur's house. That would be an entertaining show and would actually earn quite a bit of money. Those are both things he is no longer capable of doing.
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Has to be my favorite.
"I got hit in the chin with brass knuckles. For some reason my jaw isn't broken."
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im guessing its baked alaska related
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Jim should do something like hiring a black actor to pretend it's him while Jim is taking chemo therapy in Mayo clinic.
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I'm hoping he does, but this is obviously a lie, why would he need a lawyer to press charges? Why didn't he do it when the police came? What's he going to do once Cog and his friend press charges against him?
Will charges in another country trigger his suspended sentence? Does Ralph want to take that chance?
I know he's lying like always, but he's so retarded he might just be baited into doing it because everyone is laughing at him so I'm looking forward to the fallout.
Yes, I would hope he does, but if he does it'll probably be the pig's final arc, either because Jade shoots him (with good reason from all the threats), or because he gets into serious trouble. Either way it would be entertaining but I think Ralph's self-preservation instinct isn't busted enough to allow himself to go there, only lie about it.
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Ralph is going after some woman on twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529879907383361537 (https://archive.ph/wip/1t9HF)
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529881106895585282 (https://archive.ph/wip/G38lM)
She's a very rotund woman and she posts a lot of porn and sells it, probably has an only fans.
I did notice this tweet from her that indicates she has a KF account. Hello if you're reading this, keep poking the ragepig!
https://twitter.com/Kawaiifxxx/status/1509713018233540617 (https://archive.ph/wip/fbeEj)
She's been going back and forth with ralph but he has me blocked so it's hard for me to follow the conversation:
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529879907383361537 (https://archive.ph/wip/1t9HF)
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529881106895585282 (https://archive.ph/wip/G38lM)
She's a very rotund woman and she posts a lot of porn and sells it, probably has an only fans.
I did notice this tweet from her that indicates she has a KF account. Hello if you're reading this, keep poking the ragepig!
https://twitter.com/Kawaiifxxx/status/1509713018233540617 (https://archive.ph/wip/fbeEj)
She's been going back and forth with ralph but he has me blocked so it's hard for me to follow the conversation:
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Why does he need a lawyer? The city of Lisbon presses charges if a crime is committed in their city. Not Ralphās ex-jew Manhattan attorney.
Ralph is such an idiot he doesnāt know the difference between civil and criminal law and really knows nothing about how Europe views street fights as a fun hobby, esp among the English tourists. He obviously knows nothing about the legal system in Portugal either.
Heās such a pathetic sad bitch. Cog is back in the UK enjoying a pint, laughing at Ralph and collecting donos. Iām glad Guntās second vacation in Portugal has been utterly ruined.
Funny Ralph is trying furiously to have Cog arrested but he didnāt lift a finger or say jack shit about the Portuguese who broke his face in two and stole his designer purse. Iām sure the Portuguese authorities will take the case against Cog as seriously as they took the one against Ralphās orbital bone breakers.
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Ralph mocked her by saying he's at a 5 star hotel about to enjoy himself. Because before that he's been at a 5 star hotel furiously coping and seething and raging at Twitter. What a vacation!
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Thereās no evidence of what happened in the purse incident so he could spin it however he wanted and cope about how he single handedly held off four attackers. No one believes it but we canāt really disprove it. This time though it was all on camera, so no matter how much he copes he knows that we all know what really happened, so this incident is more embarrassing in his mind and therefore the bigger crime.
Desktop User2
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"IĀ“m pressing charges because some AYLAWGS followed me and I felt compelled to confront them, but they were the instigators for coming after me!" a day after "IĀ“m camping on OĀ“FurnitureĀ“s lawn till I can take a picture of his whore of a wife."
1. Policia will just waive him off after listening to his felting;
2. If someone somewhere decides to follow this up, or if he tries a civil suit, CogĀ“s lawyer can just open his twitter page and show he has 0 problems about people coming onto and confronting you even if he has to travel thousand of miles.
As always, you can just appeal to what this yokel said or done to completely dismantle his case. HeĀ“s truly the most retarded person IĀ“ve ever known.
1. Policia will just waive him off after listening to his felting;
2. If someone somewhere decides to follow this up, or if he tries a civil suit, CogĀ“s lawyer can just open his twitter page and show he has 0 problems about people coming onto and confronting you even if he has to travel thousand of miles.
As always, you can just appeal to what this yokel said or done to completely dismantle his case. HeĀ“s truly the most retarded person IĀ“ve ever known.
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I want Jim to go to Kinko's and get that life size Ralph poster that says "convicted felon and revenge pornographer" so when the gunthog goes to Jim's house that'll be on stream
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I just want Ralph to waste the rest of his trip furiously trying to push futile legal maneuvers against Cog, sit aimlessly at police stations for hours, struggle to understand Portuguese lawyers laughing at him and bringing in their buddies to laugh at him, waddling around Lisbon because the lawyer told him their office was just around the corner and rage on Twitter about Cog being extradited because his friend made a fool of Ralphamale by making him splay his fat Gunt on the ground of the public square.
If he wastes money in these attempts all the better. Iād like him to stream his call to Interpol - Iām sure they will sending out a team of agents to apprehend Cog stat.
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I believe to be allowed into one of their secret