🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Fightin round the world
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By the way, how's the kids Ralph? Oh that's right, one you'll never see and the other you travel the world to avoid seeing.

Ralph so broke he needs a donation fund to go to Madrid. Didn’t he say this vacation was to escape the internet? Weird.

He’s been on the internet constantly this entire trip but has definitely not held his newborn daughter or talked to May all week. But this was definitely a trip to escape the internet, not fleeing his second failed attempt at fatherhood.

Most men with newborns take two week vacations for no particular reason because they are so happy and satisfied with their home and family life. The best way to enjoy the magic of your child’s first months of life is to avoid it as much as possible.

 

[Slimy Time]

Fightin round the world
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By the way, how's the kids Ralph? Oh that's right, one you'll never see and the other you travel the world to avoid seeing.

I have been to Madrid, it's very nice. It is also a walking city. Basically you don't need a cab unless you are going out of or near the outskirts of the city, so he's probably going to be streaming and huffing and puffing his way around it.

Isn't it also a place with gangs? This guy might end up getting his ass kicked again.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Gee, IDK Ralph. One is a more or less successful grifter who says some dumb shit every so often, and the other is a fat retard who flies around the world to get his ass kicked, has 2 bastard children with 2 different "women", a drug problem, and just can't stop a-hollerin'.

I don't know, but the last time I checked, Ethan Klein who everyone knows is Jewish, therefore making those parentheses redundant, never called Jade a tub-o-guts fat Korean dog eating whore, neither did he threaten to visit Minnesota and holler in Metokur's yard.

Hard to say, could be due to that.

 

[urr13 account]

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Probably best for the "right wing" to purge the poop-eaters and tranny-porn watching grifters from its ranks.

You look at right-wing movements in Europe and you see healthy, fit, attractive people for the most-part. Good optics. I don't know if they exist anymore but everytime I saw pictures from a "generation identity" march in Europe it was mostly a handsome group of people, clean-cut, respectable, etc.

You look at the American Dissident Right and it's dysgenic pig-people and other weirdos.

Also, in what way is Ralph really "right wing"? He doesn't believe in 'free speech', he doesn't seem to give a shit about "family values" or any of that crap, I guess he is pro-gun probably, so there's that. And maybe he wants to pay less in taxes. That makes him a representative of right-wing America?

 

[Bepis]

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By the way, how's the kids Ralph? Oh that's right, one you'll never see and the other you travel the world to avoid seeing.

But Ralph why do you need a fund? I thought you were making $1300 a day? Fundraising for a trip sounds like a poor person thing to do. Not very alpha, having to beg strangers for money.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Probably best for the "right wing" to purge the poop-eaters and tranny-porn watching grifters from its ranks.

You look at right-wing movements in Europe and you see healthy, fit, attractive people for the most-part. Good optics. I don't know if they exist anymore but everytime I saw pictures from a "generation identity" march in Europe it was mostly a handsome group of people, clean-cut, respectable, etc.

You look at the American Dissident Right and it's dysgenic pig-people and other weirdos.

Also, in what way is Ralph really "right wing"? He doesn't believe in 'free speech', he doesn't seem to give a shit about "family values" or any of that crap, I guess he is pro-gun probably, so there's that. And maybe he wants to pay less in taxes. That makes him a representative of right-wing America?

He’s a right winger by grift only, he voted Obama twice and really only went right wing when he discovered he could parasite off Gamer Gate. If America First dropped him and if he could or thinks he could profit from switching to a lefty grift he would faster then he goes to the ground in a fist fight.

 

[veri]

LMAO. I’m sure Sandra had lovely relationships with her abusive, drunk schizo ex Ronnie. The upstanding Ralph family of West Memphis gave her nothing but love and respect after Ronnie abandoned her and his two sons.

Sandra would be shocked at the idea a Ralph would be in a nasty shit flinging contest with the mother of his children, not like the exact same shit didn’t happen to her thanks to good old Ronnie.

The only thing that would truly shock Sandra would be if Ralph visited his brother and actually married one of the women he knocked up. Ralph abandoning his child or throwing a tantrum against the mother of his son is exactly what she would have expected from angry little Ethan.

sandra wouldn’t be shocked or disappointed at anything ralph does cuz she’s dead

@MirnaMinkoff

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i noticed there’s rain in the background. can we get the last week of weather reports in richmond?

 

[LadiosSopp]

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Gee, IDK Ralph. One is a more or less successful grifter who says some dumb shit every so often, and the other is a fat retard who flies around the world to get his ass kicked, has 2 bastard children with 2 different "women", a drug problem, and just can't stop a-hollerin'.

Not like Jim has an entire series on brain rotted Tumblrinas or anything.

What a fat gay baby. He's so hurt that he's at the point he's just throwing shit out that is instantaneously proven false in the hopes that someone outside of his retarded audience will eat it up.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

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Gee, IDK Ralph. One is a more or less successful grifter who says some dumb shit every so often, and the other is a fat retard who flies around the world to get his ass kicked, has 2 bastard children with 2 different "women", a drug problem, and just can't stop a-hollerin'.

"Attacks right winger" how many times have Nick and Ralph use to dunk on Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, and Charlie Kirk? Is Ralph implying that Metokur is a lefty now because he makes fun of Ralph and Nick who just so happened to be right leaning?

 

[GL09]

I take it Ralph deleted that tweet? It no longer has the parentheses. I thought he was against self-censoring.

L/A

Ralph don't scare, he's fine with being killed in the streets. Fuck Meigh and his kids I guess.

L/A

 

[Angry Shoes]

I take it Ralph deleted that tweet? It no longer has the parentheses. I thought he was against self-censoring.
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Ralph don't scare, he's fine with being killed in the streets. Fuck Meigh and his kids I guess.
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I see he's taking the Dick Masterson approach of replying to kiwi posters through twitter. Just log in and reply you fucking pussy.

Also "kill me in the streets I don't give a fuck" says the man who had a second child a few weeks ago.

 

[Freeman]

Kill me in the street...I'm not scared of that at all

Man who screamed for the police when a bong pitter pattered him.

 

[GuntN7]

Rape-It Ralph raped Alice in her sleep !

Fuck you, Rape-It Ralph !

 

[Beef Elemental]

I take it Ralph deleted that tweet? It no longer has the parentheses. I thought he was against self-censoring.
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L/A

Ralph don't scare, he's fine with being killed in the streets. Fuck Meigh and his kids I guess.
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L/A

I actually thought that post made a good point. Ralph must be pretty confident in his ability to control the narrative to be streisanding it out there so hard.

 

[Dead Wife]

If he starts mouthing off in the shrine and being his usual disrespectful self, he’ll get a handbag pummelling from a hundred devout catholic grandmas.
I only hope it’s caught on film.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The least this suicidal barnyard animal could do is commit suicide by cop. Too bad he’s too much of a pussy for that.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Can we get the catholic Madrid gangs to press this motherfucker to deny he is a catholic? By use of force, if necessary. Its too goddamn shameful to have the faith associated with those people, especially when they call themselves "trad" and dont even know what a tridentine mass is.

Mad respect to the former groyper who has kids and walked the walk tho.

 

[Lazy Man]

I take it Ralph deleted that tweet? It no longer has the parentheses. I thought he was against self-censoring.

When is the last time Ralph had real beef with a lefty? All his feuds within the last year have come from the right wing. Sure he criticises the left on stream (I assume, I don't watch his streams) but all his attempts at life ruination are against people on the right.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I take it Ralph deleted that tweet? It no longer has the parentheses. I thought he was against self-censoring.
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L/A

Ralph don't scare, he's fine with being killed in the streets. Fuck Meigh and his kids I guess.
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"Undistilled Mental Illness" says the fat hog who begs you to kill him in the street and yearns for death.

 

[Retink]

I like how he doesn't understand the difference between fear and self preservation and common sense. You don't need to live in fear to have enough awareness to avoid getting your ass kicked for no reason than you yourself being a tard.

If he starts mouthing off in the shrine and being his usual disrespectful self, he’ll get a handbag pummelling from a hundred devout catholic grandmas.
I only hope it’s caught on film.

Christ would truly be king if we got video of Ralph being beaten by nuns.