Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Oh, don’t get me wrong, the community is full of spergs and silly ideas, but I think there’s something to the idea of thing to improve the human condition via science. We do it with glasses and pacemakers. You just have to be realistic and not treat it like the fucking Raptrue. Everyone on Earth as of this moment will probably die of old age, our understanding of human cognition is currently about as advanced as an alchemist’s understanding of chemistry. But in a few centuries, who knows?

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think both are just communities of nerdy men with too much disposable income who let a fantasy go too far. They're also all about buying stuff, wether that stuff is breast implants or a cryogenic head-freezing service. They hide behind poetic, lofty language, but they're just afraid of dying and trying to hide that fear by buying stuff. This is painfully obvious to everyone who's outside of their subculture.
Dating, sex and romance are all full of opportunities for disaster. Getting old sucks. Death is inevitable. It's like that for every human alive though.
Elon's not going to upload your consciousness to the cyber-cloud, and you're never going to transform into a desirable member of the opposite sex. Come back down to earth and figure out how to play the hand you're dealt with the rest of us.

Equally valid points but you must admit the idea of being immortal or at the very least long living without any of the problems age brings is a lot more mentally sound than chopping your dick into a festering wound and deluding yourself into a woman. There are some in the transformation moment that are legit in it for the pursuit of knowledge. And what research we have made strides in while not 100% perfect are still strides that can lead to a better standard of living.

What has the societal wide acceptance of troonery given us besides lolcows like Kevin to laugh at, quack science surgeries, and wasted time and money validating the delusions of utter morons? Frankly it's always been my philosophy that of we spent less time mutilating genitals and processing hormone pills, we'd have found a way to understand the process of DNA deterioration by now, and would have a means to prevent it before the last boomer dies.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

That’s something that really bugs me about trans shit. In a world where many people—everyone if you count simple old age—have to deal with health problems they cannot change, we’re celebrating the medical industry deliberately mutilating people, permanently compromising people’s health, including kids. Say what you want about the Elon Musk, El Yud fanboys, they at least want to be enhanced, not made sicker.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Too inhospitable for goats is a grave condemnation of the trancher's land management, much less their animal husbandry, yet it applies. Makes me MATI that these animal hoarders keep getting more creatures to abuse through incompetent neglect.

what exactly is the justification for getting goats? they're not gonna raise em for slaughter (except through incompetence), they don't have dairy facilities and they don't even pretend to sell wool anymore

 

[A Grey Cat]

That’s something that really bugs me about trans shit. In a world where many people—everyone if you count simple old age—have to deal with health problems they cannot change, we’re celebrating the medical industry deliberately mutilating people, permanently compromising people’s health, including kids. Say what you want about the Elon Musk, El Yud fanboys, they at least want to be enhanced, not made sicker.

The drive to better than what we are. An innovation that had been the driving force behind better living for eons.


And that my friends is what separates us from the sexual deviants running around in skirts and panties calling themselves women.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

what exactly is the justification for getting goats? they're not gonna raise em for slaughter (except through incompetence), they don't have dairy facilities and they don't even pretend to sell wool anymore

"We want 'em, we're gonna get 'em" is basically the entire line of logic there.


Also surprised Kevin doesn't have a bee persona, given how into drone shit he is...

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

"We want 'em, we're gonna get 'em" is basically the entire line of logic there.


Also surprised Kevin doesn't have a bee persona, given how into drone shit he is...

Are you suggesting Kevin would be a male bee? REEEEEEE

Although, drones do literally not have fathers…

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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That's sparkling water, which generally has no calories.

It's decent as a dietary aide, which baffles me because "anorexic" is the only thing Jen passes as, the last thing he needs is to cut calories.

 

[Miss Misery]

Oh super hot take Kev. You are literally being a rape apologist.

what exactly is the justification for getting goats? they're not gonna raise em for slaughter (except through incompetence), they don't have dairy facilities and they don't even pretend to sell wool anymore

They're cashmere-type goats so it's something to do with the fiber arts larp... no I don't understand it either.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

HOT TAKE BUT IF MY GRANNY HAD WHEELS AND WAS PAINTED YELLOW SHE'D BE A NEW YORK TAXI. This is fucking idiotic.

That's sparkling water, which generally has no calories.

It's still a luxury when they can't afford it. I'd wager even one of those cases costs more than three cases of boring old unflavoured water.

 

[Miss Misery]

It's still a luxury when they can't afford it. I'd wager even one of those cases costs more than three cases of boring old unflavoured water.

It looks like they're at King Soopers, where Bubly is currently $4.49 for an 8 pack. So that's $45 for 80 cans of fizzy water. Which is 7.5 gallons.

And only one pack is grapefruit smh.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

HOT TAKE BUT IF MY GRANNY HAD WHEELS AND WAS PAINTED YELLOW SHE'D BE A NEW YORK TAXI. This is fucking idiotic.

Careful, taxi transformation might be Kevin's next fetish.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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this is another example of the troon strategy of 'blow things out of proportion and argue for special rights'

yes people argue that they were justified in killing people because they were trans and fooled them*, but it's not a 'defence' any more than 'my victim was a high ranking member of the illuminati and Q told me to kill him' is a defence

you can make whatever retarded argument you want in defense, but trannies want to ban you from being able to even SAY it, because muh twansfobia, even though it literally never works

*these men are never actually fooled because they're always DL tranny chasers, but troons salivate over how THEY TOTALLY CAN'T TELL WE AREN'T CIS WOMEN

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

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Bubly markets itself as an ally of the LGBTQ+ community, so it's no wonder these consoomers drink it by the gallon.
However Bubly also sponsors RuPaul's Drag Race which I think trannies hate for some reason.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I, for one, am thrilled to see the tranchers drinking carbonated water by the boatload. This pays dividends in the resultant dental decay that they incur as a consequence of carbonic acid intake.

Given the photos we've seen of the rotted teeth in Phil's graveyard mouth, I'm guessing he's swilling this stuff continually. How long until his next "dental emergency"?

 

[break these cuffs]

Of course they pay double the price per oz for name brands cans over generic two liters. It's carbonated water and a dash of syrup.

 

[Lubby Smith]

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[Miss Misery]

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Oh shit, is Kevin reaching self awareness?

...NAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

 

[necromancy]

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It's always amusing to see how little these kinds of people actually apply the things they preach on Twitter to material reality. I mean, we already know they do a majority of their shopping on Amazon, but lol. PepsiCo (who own and distribute Bubly) were major coporate contributors to that "Don't Say Gay" legislation that people have been bitching about lately. The brave Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is directly giving a substantial amount of their funds to an anti-LGBT corporation. Over a frivolous consumer purchase. (Multiple, actually, noting that Amazon also financially backed the same bill.) Now who wants to eridicate "queer" youth again? Hmm...