DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I don't normally play gacha games but Genshin Impact is actually a quality game. I have gotten every character I wanted without spending anything. The game gives you so much just by playing the story quests or events. I actually surprised Phil hasn't played it. Its free on console so he doesn't have to learn how to stream from his phone. Not to mention gamepass eventually is going to dry up unless he wants to go back and play a racing game or get his PC up and working and play Age of Empires.

In fact, fuck Phil playing Genshin we all know he will stall playing that game. I want to see him play Age of Empires. A lot of strategy is involved in those games and anything that involves thinking is too hard for Phil. Go watch a clip of Xcom this is how you don't play and you will understand Phil playing a RTS would actually be entertaining to watch.

He did play this btw.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

I'm starting to think he is mentally handicapped.

 

[Somecatchyname]

He did play this btw.

Did no one make a this is how you don't play? I want to see how much of a train wreck that was and I can't find it.

 

[Jasper2K]

I'm starting to think he is mentally handicapped.

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Naturally Phil is the only one in the whole world who uses OBS who has these problems. Oh yes. I hope he uses these OBS issues as another launching point to beg more of a gaming desktop. That's what the business side of Phil should be thinking.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

I'm starting to think he is mentally handicapped.

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God, he's so fucking dumb, it's unreal. His excuse for not updating anything is "enough experience with tech, to know that updating shit fucks it up"... but if he's had enough experience with tech, he'd know that NOT updating it fucks shit up at some point... he could've been absolutely fine now if he just carried on updating it. Old man Phil up to his old tricks as per usual.

 

[Corpun]

Phil is going viral on Reddit in r/cringe right now!
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Even on Reddit he is known as The Guy. How does it feel to be known for jerking off on stream Phil?

Was it the crazy Superbad college party story?
"So someone goes and gets herb, I'm like this party is getting out of hand" lol

Is there a reason he rocks back and forth standing up. I don't care for his stories that reek of insecure manchild to much but is there a reason to his rocking?

Can't wait for him to spin this massive L as a W just because the video has more than 10k views.

As if that is anybetter because as usual he wil rant how he usually gets 300 views and now got 10+k on his 200k chanel like that is a great thing. Fucking retard thinks his channel is healthy right now.

So we get a brand new laptop and still don't learn how to use the snipping tool? gotta physically pull out my phone and do it this way.
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BoomerSydePhil is probably baffled by screenshots. If he is aware of them it's probably too much work for piggy.

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"updating things fucks it up" does this retard still use windows xp l;mao

I'm still waiting for Windows to update on him for that bitch segment. Honestly I'm more surprised his setup hasn't died on him with how ancient it is now.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I'm starting to think he is mentally handicapped.

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"Updating tech makes it worst". That is such a special brand of stupid that only only a narcissistic asshole like Phil is capable of. This same person who just figured out how to change colors on his crap overlay is saying he understands so much about technology that he doesn't update anything. He really doesn't understand anything.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Is there a reason he rocks back and forth standing up. I don't care for his stories that reek of insecure manchild to much but is there a reason to his rocking?

My 500IQ guess is cause his legs are so weak if he stood still he would collapse in on himself so he shifts his weight back and forth to stay upright.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Is there a reason he rocks back and forth standing up. I don't care for his stories that reek of insecure manchild to much but is there a reason to his rocking?

autism

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Is there a reason he rocks back and forth standing up. I don't care for his stories that reek of insecure manchild to much but is there a reason to his rocking?

https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-stimming-in-autism-260034

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Also Phil played Hearthstone for a while and even streamed it. And Hearthstone has become so pay to win it could hide his gacha addiction plus he could use it as a taxdeduction

As someone who used to play Hearthstone a lot, I have 2 things to say:
1. Playing ranked standard is so incredibly rigged that you cannot progress without paying. It's not even about having good cards. The game keeps track of players who pay and players who must not get too far on the leaderboard.
2. TIHYDP Hearthstone was hillarious. Even in a shitty unity made card game scam simulator, the pig cannot understand basic systems and strategy. You could also tell he bought packs.

I also think Phil played Genshin Impact. He is at least aware of the game and how it looks/plays. Source: his playthrough of Pokemon Legends Arceus part 1

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

2:18: Disabled HW acceleration on animations which fixed animations, HOWEVER, his gpu might be fried (? he can't talk), it may not work. His GPU might have just died and he never noticed. This part makes no sense. His display input is connected to his GPU cause lack of iGPU so if his GPU were dead, he would have no image entirely. Oh well, enjoy your increased CPU usage. His slideshow can't be fixed, there's just no way to replicate it, totally.

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Obvious e-begging lie from Mr. I used to build PCs and run LAN parties, good catch. If his GPU died, he'd have to change inputs to his motherboard and would have already been bitching and begging for a new PC.

I'll assume Phil hasn't touched any drivers on the Lemon PC in nearly a decade and is running whatever Cyberpower put on there in 2013, also. Kepler support ended last year anyway.

 

[DownwardFowl]

Do you think it burned Leanna knowing Phil would rather season his sausage to porn on stream than blow her back out?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Considering all the waifus there were instead of sweaty beefcake men (We almost got Itto, but fujos gotta fujo), it was no wonder Phil ended up rage quitting Genshin. After the FIRST Archon questline(which was mainly tutorial)

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Updating tech makes it worst". That is such a special brand of stupid that only only a narcissistic asshole like Phil is capable of. This same person who just figured out how to change colors on his crap overlay is saying he understands so much about technology that he doesn't update anything. He really doesn't understand anything.

It's his 'I did nothing wrong' as he can never accept responsibility for being stupid.

 

[FaXmachine]

I don't normally play gacha games but Genshin Impact is actually a quality game. I have gotten every character I wanted without spending anything. The game gives you so much just by playing the story quests or events. I actually surprised Phil hasn't played it. Its free on console so he doesn't have to learn how to stream from his phone. Not to mention gamepass eventually is going to dry up unless he wants to go back and play a racing game or get his PC up and working and play Age of Empires.

In fact, fuck Phil playing Genshin we all know he will stall playing that game. I want to see him play Age of Empires. A lot of strategy is involved in those games and anything that involves thinking is too hard for Phil. Go watch a clip of Xcom this is how you don't play and you will understand Phil playing a RTS would actually be entertaining to watch.

Phil played it and got Klee around with when she first came out. The game has loads khantent he could stall on but I think the vile waifus, anime style and likely becuase it's Chinese scare him. I think part of him is insecure of publically playing gatcha too becuase he knows we watch and clip.

Tbh I don't see him playing obvious gatcha unless it infects all games in future.

 

[RougeRed]

Anyone get a clip of that beg he snuck in to his wrestling move yesterday? It's almost impressive how slimy he manages to be.

He tries to do the "Contribution Clutch" move, but it gets reversed on him.
He does a voice indicating he is speaking for his in-game opponent, "You thought you could use the Contribution Clutch on me? You haven't even hit the tier 1 tips goal!"
*IMMEDIATELY switches back to his normal voice*
"And it's true guys, only blah-blah dollars in tips..."

 

[Genichiro]

The amount of 'talk about it' is getting irritating.
Break something ? Talk about it.
Trolls ? Talk talk talk.
Redditz ? Yapyapyapyap

No action just tok. The volumes of hot air this cunt expels in a day can fill hot air balloons.

Shove Fhill in a deflated blimp and mention he is not getting tipped for this, then watch it expand on its own.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DSP is a piece of shit.

 

[Lazycunt]

I had a pc with a fried graphics card.
On board graphics are EXTREMELY limited.
Windows cannot animate. I think you are also limited to 640 by 480 resolution.
If his GPU was fried he would not be able to use it to stream, but he would have an image.
That being said Phil's constant discussions of the limitation is begging for a PC.
Plain and simple.

Yeah the other thing with on board graphics is that the monitor has to be plugged into the motherboard so story sounds like his usual bs.
Wasn't hit fault his graphics died and he never cleaned it or performed maintenance.
I clean my pc with a compresser once a month it makes a difference also makes the fucking thing run cooler and more efficiently.

If your going to be a lazy cunt don't also fuckkng bitch and blame other people for things for your ineptitude