DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

"it's bc i have enough experience with tech to know that updating shit fucks it up"

100% this dude has a crypto miner virus on his pc.

If his OBS preset got wiped, would he be able to set it up again without help? To me it kinda sounds like someone guided him through setting it up and forever hes just been praying it never breaks.
 
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To me it kinda sounds like someone guided him through setting it up and forever hes just been praying it never breaks.
100% this. Guarantee it was someone like Kekon or he slid into the DMs of another streamer and said “hey what do you use?” And copied it. You think Phil does tests of his stuff before he goes live? God he is insufferable when it comes to setting stuff up.
 
Anyone get a clip of that beg he snuck in to his wrestling move yesterday? It's almost impressive how slimy he manages to be.

He tries to do the "Contribution Clutch" move, but it gets reversed on him.
He does a voice indicating he is speaking for his in-game opponent, "You thought you could use the Contribution Clutch on me? You haven't even hit the tier 1 tips goal!"
*IMMEDIATELY switches back to his normal voice*
"And it's true guys, only blah-blah dollars in tips..."
The amount of gay exuding (look it up Phail) from those quote can not be measured.
 
100% this. Guarantee it was someone like Kekon or he slid into the DMs of another streamer and said “hey what do you use?” And copied it. You think Phil does tests of his stuff before he goes live? God he is insufferable when it comes to setting stuff up.
Or perhaps that faggot DasBoSchitt. Who knows with his cabal of handholding retards 🤷‍♂️
 
no credit post bankruptcy is a popular myth but isn't impossible, and usually just comes with extra predatory interest rates

if I had to guess, it's summer so he probably wants a brand new unnecessary aircon system
You can get a Capital One card a couple of months after bankruptcy. For the first year, you make a deposit for the amount of credit you have, but they refund that within a year of on-time payments. You do this for a year and you can have low 600 credit score. From here, you will have no problem getting a few high-interest rate cards to rebuild your credit. Within 3 years, he can get great interest rate cards assuming he doesn't max off his balances and pay late on his mortgage and whatnot. Phil lacks that discipline, like many mature adults.
 
Anyone get a clip of that beg he snuck in to his wrestling move yesterday? It's almost impressive how slimy he manages to be.

He tries to do the "Contribution Clutch" move, but it gets reversed on him.
He does a voice indicating he is speaking for his in-game opponent, "You thought you could use the Contribution Clutch on me? You haven't even hit the tier 1 tips goal!"
*IMMEDIATELY switches back to his normal voice*
"And it's true guys, only blah-blah dollars in tips..."

Even coping about reddit, putting in all the wrestling moves and the salty redditor can troll him anyway, it's like poetry.
 
There are multiple levels of retardation in this sentence.
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Vibing in Skyrim? 🤨
Talking about Pac-Man? Who cares about this shit?

Okay, he his legit braindead.
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You can get a Capital One card a couple of months after bankruptcy. For the first year, you make a deposit for the amount of credit you have, but they refund that within a year of on-time payments. You do this for a year and you can have low 600 credit score. From here, you will have no problem getting a few high-interest rate cards to rebuild your credit. Within 3 years, he can get great interest rate cards assuming he doesn't max off his balances and pay late on his mortgage and whatnot. Phil lacks that discipline, like many mature adults.
So what you're saying is it's impossible for him. Dave isn't interested in making payments, he thinks of credit cards as an irl infintie money glitch and only had that reinforced in his pigbrain when he got his bankruptcy granted.
 
I hope he uses these OBS issues as another launching point to beg more of a gaming desktop.
I mean that's what he's pretty much doing with this whole updated OBS miniarc, he has already announced the "I need a new PC" beg some months ago and now he's moved onto the grinting potion of it. He did the same with the laptop, he was hinting at the upcoming "buy me a new laptop" grift when he talked about how slow it is, how it locks up and freezes all the time etc. for months. Then one day, he demanded a new laptop. For what he needed the thing for a $250 dollar laptop would've more than sufficed, but in the end he got a $700 laptop (someone correct me if I'm wrong). The same will probably happen with the new PC grift.
 
I don’t know about you but we may be entering a new arc. The way he has been begging lately is extra ordinary; I really think he is really struggling with the consequences of the bankruptcy with no credit. Remember it’s been over two years since the bankruptcy; it’s not a short amount of time. DSP has been recklessly spending more and more while expecting more and more from his audience.
Don't forget the Vest Streak™ happened right after his bankruptcy was granted, or at least very closely coincided. I think the one-two punch of both events happening back to back hurt his self-control (to what limited extent he ever had any) much more than either event alone would've.
 
I don't know why Phil is trying to fucking cred-mine Pacman of all things. Then again he got fucking honeydew and cantaloupe mixed up last night so his brain isn't working too good right now.
"Uh......honeydew is a list of things the wife expects done around the house while cantaloupe is when you don't have money to go to vegas to get married. OK? Alright then."
 
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