DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Admissions by a mobile game addict
- only played gacha games, never "full games"
- plays them while drinking alchohol
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"Alright guys, ready to play the game today."
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It's probably just a tick or maybe the 'tism, but it's funny watching him appear to lose all sense of his bodily movements as his body starts rocking when he talks about something thats uncomfortable to him
 
Seriously can you imagine if Phil buys a "vanilla" Pc and has to install everything himself? New OBs, resetting every animation installing software for his mic and mixer (he has one right?) and whatever he needs? O HHELL NO *snooooort* Whoever donates the pc has to install this software! sound good? *throat clear* ok
A Phil building a PC stream would be about the only stream of his I would watch. PC building is so easy now compared to a decade ago, so I think even he could do it with the few wheelchairs in his chat helping him, but it would be funny along the way.
 
Jasper Kitty if you can read this it's not too late to get revenge. Just chew his wires or attack his TV and it will all be over. You can do this and become the greatest detractor.
the consequences of the bankruptcy with no credit.
Makes me wonder if he was compensating his addictions/store purchases with credit he assumed he could always pay the minimum on. Not his fault though.
Admissions by a mobile game addict
- only played gacha games, never "full games"
- plays them while drinking alchohol
Possible setup for "Dood I blew money on gacha but I was drunk" Saga?

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I figured out what made me get deja vu with his video titles, they are just like CWC's back when he would ebeg and try to sell his old shit to weens for money.
 
So how soon before mr. realest gaymer on youtube goes on a Stranger Things rant for them talking about the NES in the spring of 86' like it was in every home when it didn't get a nationwide release until the fall unless you're him who got one from his uncle who worked at Nintendo of America back in 84' to replace the pong machines he played with as a fetus so he claims?
 
I've seen Phil genuinely enjoying games 4 times ever on stream:

  • Gambling in Yakuza/ Lost Judgement
  • Opening pulls on Genshin
  • Opening pulls on Pacman
  • Watching his WWE Simulations
If only there was some way to combine all those elements into one game...
He also seemed to really enjoy the match 3 Tetris/Dr Mario Pacman game a lot, too.
 
There's an alternate reality where Phil embraces his addiction to Gatcha early enough to profit from it. His life could have been so different if he embraced mobile games from the start. He clearly enjoys the Gatcha aspect of Pacman, confirming nothing everyone already hasn't known. However its really showing a side of Phil that could have been a lucrative move for him. Too late though, at least from a Scopley perspective. No point giving this guy favorable odds and currency to blow, he's to profitable himself at this point. Passed the point of his own spending being greater than anything he could attract with an audience. It's bizarre yet not surprising, it all comes down to ego after all. He just couldn't be that guy, for whatever reason it was. It wouldn't have made him a better person but fucking wrestling and gatcha is so "good" for what he does as a streamer, hate to say it. Still a toxic greedy peice of shit but when take that away it's one of the few instances where while still forced, it does seem like something even casuals on the internet could enjoy. In the earlier days of the mobile addiction saga there would have been companies willing to back him and throw him free coins or bucks or grates or good odds. He's the ideal candidate to endorse this shit he genuinely likes the stuff. But now you can't cause who the fuck are you gonna bait bigger than a whale? Not saying he would have been anything admirable, but there's definitely a world far far away where he's making the same lucrative money other influences do off this shit and other gambling shames. Yeah he's toxic but no more or less than the rest of those degenerate losers that attract people with shit spending habits. He wouldn't be living it up in the hills but there's money in that shit. I know its been said before but wwe and pacman really soldify that notion he could have been setup with something nice if he didn't have some fake moral compass and faggy ego. Your to proud to become a mobile streamer, but not proud enough to not beg. He could still probably do it, it's not even too late. What a weird guy.
 
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