DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Even coping about reddit, putting in all the wrestling moves and the salty redditor can troll him anyway, it's like poetry.
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It's got better. After someone donated he immediately applied the contributions clutch... and it worked and he won immediatly. He then went into a smug little pitch about how its proof the move only works when someone donates.
 
PC Scam Arc
PC builder Phil thinks he doesn't use the graphics card cause he doesn't plays games on his pc 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
"It's actually a good thing that I don't use my graphics card for my daily shit."
"Maybe this is... uh...*scratching head* (how do I spin this?)... a sign that I need to upgrade my stuff this year."

Surprise: Phil has to do fundraisers and needs tips.

 
"nathan eykandew" bro are you fuckign serious lmao
you're right man.

a very silly name sneak referencing a detractor meme is top tier trolling.

you know what would be even funnier, dude? he could tip phil 10 dollar and reference a horse! I'd fucking shit myself if that happened, can you fucking imagine?

swear to fucking god.
 
Only PC nerds
PC Scam Arc
PC builder Phil thinks he doesn't use the graphics card cause he doesn't plays games on his pc 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
"It's actually a good thing that I don't use my graphics card for my daily shit."
"Maybe this is... uh...*scratching head* (how do I spin this?)... a sign that I need to upgrade my stuff this year."

Surprise: Phil has to do fundraisers and needs tips.

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You have to be a PC nerd to truly understand how spoiled and retarded Phil sounds. You purchase a tippy top of the line GTX 780 Ti which was $700 at the time of purchase and use it for nothing. A card that thousands of nerds wish they could own and would have enjoyed.
 
Honestly shocked Jasper is still alive with the way he treats his stuff. Then again, you can always buy a new one, right Phil? ;)
 
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Admissions by a mobile game addict
- only played gacha games, never "full games"
- plays them while drinking alcohol
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"Alright guys, ready to play the game today."
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Seriously can you imagine if Phil buys a "vanilla" Pc and has to install everything himself? New OBs, resetting every animation installing software for his mic and mixer (he has one right?) and whatever he needs? O HHELL NO *snooooort* Whoever donates the pc has to install this software! sound good? *throat clear* ok
 


"Thank you, you fucking worthless humans.. FOR THE VIEWS"


Only problem Phil is you're making a grand total $4 from the views off reddit while 10's of thousands of more people think your a scumbag. What a great trade-off.

And you posted once and then again when you thought your original comment got deleted on. You totally care.
 
Seriously can you imagine if Phil buys a "vanilla" Pc and has to install everything himself? New OBs, resetting every animation installing software for his mic and mixer (he has one right?) and whatever he needs? O HHELL NO *snooooort* Whoever donates the pc has to install this software! sound good? *throat clear* ok
He has a mixer but is too dumb to know how to use it. That's why his stream volume is so fucked up. He has OBS at max volume instead of having it at a normal level and then adjusting the audio mix.
 
Phil is gay, wrestling is gay - perfect match. If you watched glimpses of his WWE streams, you will notice that it's the only thing he genuinely enjoys. And of course Phil still follows WWE religiously. His joy is proof enough.

It's not out of the realm of possibility he is/will be whaling in other gacha games. In the past* and recently he admitted to playing multiple games at once.
*here is Part 2

I couldn't care less about stupid gacha and mobile games but I know what I would choose to play. Virtual waifus > virtual homoerotic, ugly jpgs
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As a gay, I would say that if DSP is gay he has terrible taste in using WWE as his outlet. It's like Vince McMahon adds the stipulation to every contract, for both men and women, that they are to be beaten with an ugly stick; right next to the stipulation for forced steroid usage.

I still say he's asexual due to low T from all the alcohol, fat, untreated diabetes, and being utterly sedentary. Now, if he were into MMA, I'd be more suspicious...
 
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