DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
There's an alternate reality where Phil embraces his addiction to Gatcha early enough to profit from it. His life could have been so different if he embraced mobile games from the start. He clearly enjoys the Gatcha aspect of Pacman, confirming nothing everyone already hasn't known. However its really showing a side of Phil that could have been a lucrative move for him. Too late though, at least from a Scopley perspective. No point giving this guy favorable odds and currency to blow, he's to profitable himself at this point. Passed the point of his own spending being greater than anything he could attract with an audience. It's bizarre yet not surprising, it all comes down to ego after all. He just couldn't be that guy, for whatever reason it was. It wouldn't have made him a better person but fucking wrestling and gatcha is so "good" for what he does as a streamer, hate to say it. Still a toxic greedy peice of shit but when take that away it's one of the few instances where while still forced, it does seem like something even casuals on the internet could enjoy. In the earlier days of the mobile addiction saga there would have been companies willing to back him and throw him free coins or bucks or grates or good odds. He's the ideal candidate to endorse this shit he genuinely likes the stuff. But now you can't cause who the fuck are you gonna bait bigger than a whale? Not saying he would have been anything admirable, but there's definitely a world far far away where he's making the same lucrative money other influences do off this shit and other gambling shames. Yeah he's toxic but no more or less than the rest of those degenerate losers that attract people with shit spending habits. He wouldn't be living it up in the hills but there's money in that shit. I know its been said before but wwe and pacman really soldify that notion he could have been setup with something nice if he didn't have some fake moral compass and faggy ego. Your to proud to become a mobile streamer, but not proud enough to not beg. He could still probably do it, it's not even too late. What a weird guy.

If it was my job to make Phil successful this would be one of my first moves. The moment he realizes that he is just an actual irredeemable scumbag that has a zero percent chance at redemption, he can lean into his sleazy racist homophobic bloviating idiotic personality. If I’ve learned anything about spending a day or two on the internet, it’s that folks like I just described can attract rabid fan bases.
 
Admissions by a mobile game addict
- only played gacha games, never "full games"
- plays them while drinking alcohol
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"Alright guys, ready to play the game today."
Edit. Ninja'd by @Piece of Peace
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I messed around in GIMP using that picture you posted.

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kinda shitty, but I like it :story:
 
Look at this guy, look at how excited he is with these pulls.

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Do you think he commentates his WWE Champions pulls to Kat like this?

"Aw look, it's the Zombie Hulk Hogan! It's Hulk Hogan, but he's a gross zombie. Ew, look at him, he's all green and rotting and his flesh is falling off. I wonder if shit is falling out of his ass duhuhuhuh"
 
PC Scam Arc
PC builder Phil thinks he doesn't use the graphics card cause he doesn't plays games on his pc 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
"It's actually a good thing that I don't use my graphics card for my daily shit."
"Maybe this is... uh...*scratching head* (how do I spin this?)... a sign that I need to upgrade my stuff this year."

Surprise: Phil has to do fundraisers and needs tips.

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this is a massive fucking lie if you can't tell. completely shameless
 
Someone just challenged 1MM to a tip war in Phil’s chat, and successfully baited Phil into a several minute long improv about how he doesn’t know who 1MM is etc. Some good video to reference in the future for inconsistencies.
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I think DSP reacting to paranormal phenomena is a great idea and definitely an area where he can add and contribute to the subject, Daily Bills for example, or Time Distortion, where "tips helping the most right now" lasts for decades.

Maybe he can branch out to YouTube fitness commentary - surely a 40 year old man who can bust out 25 pushups in as many seconds without getting winded or breaking a sweat has plenty of worthwhile commentary on the subject.
 
Does this dumb fuck think that streaming doesn't use the graphics card

Everyone was craving pacman but support has been slow.....what is it phil?
Yet again tips are low you dumb fuck not slow.
Slow support ...what does that fucking mean?
even if it somehow didn't his most "entertaining" streams still have been his tech-illiterate ass trying to troubleshoot/play pc games ("I JUST OPENED UP PHOTOSHOP").
 
There's an alternate reality where Phil embraces his addiction to Gatcha early enough to profit from it. His life could have been so different if he embraced mobile games from the start. He clearly enjoys the Gatcha aspect of Pacman, confirming nothing everyone already hasn't known. However its really showing a side of Phil that could have been a lucrative move for him.
Phil did embrace and try to profit with gacha games with WWE Supercard. He posted on their forum, and was really trying to be the celebrity big shot there. I don't know what changed with WWE Champions.
 
is there proof OMM is phil? is there a video where OMM types something but phil isnt on the computer?

This is where I’m at until someone presents something otherwise

I don't buy that Phil will ever tip himself, and he's greedy enough that he would change the amount to whatever he needed to hit a tier goal sometimes.

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IMO, the circumstantial evidence suggests that 1MM is PlanetJeff. Dude with more money than sense, actual fan, and someone who went completely radio silent after being doxxed.
 
Being from CT, and with his obvious addiction to gacha, and how he has no understanding of how money works I'm super surprised phil didnt get hooked at the Indian Casinos. THey have all kinds of cartoony slot machines made specifically for people like him. I go there every few months just to lose a couple hundred bucks and eat at the restaurants.

Only thing I can think is that he was too lazy to drive from ghetto Bridgeport.
 
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