The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[RazorBackBacon]

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Leftoids do. Point out how their stance/speech is inadvertently racist/classist/sexist/etc and watch them slowly melt down.

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

I'm genuinely lost for words here. They can't house their fucking alpacas, they can't feed their alpacas, they can't transport their alpacas, so what's Phil's response? Get some goats.

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Was this before or after picking up Kevin from the airport. I wonder who left all those stains on the upholstery. Notice that the goats are shitting all over the protection cloths they use in their dry wall business. "Your floor won't get covered with plaster splashes. Just goat shit." Just your average, everyday, incompetent troon.

The look of terror on that goats face. He can smell what's in store for him.

 

[cuddle striker]

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I unironically want a welcome mat of it

off topic but who cares
The leftoid proclivity to use chud as an insult stems directly from their self imposed inability to call people retards, faggots or faggoty retards. Getting called a Chud has about the same impact as getting called in milladippo or a huggaluppa.
Meanwhile us Chuds have all the best insults, Nigger, Spic, kike, dyke, beaner, coon, jiggaboo, porch monkey, faggoty retard gorilla nigger etc etc.

they could say "scum, shithead, shitheel, dickhead, cunt, fuckwad, scuzz, filth, trashfire, underling, toadie, ofay, honky, sad sack, walking blueball, yellow-bellied follower, cult freak, shame patrol, fartcloud, useless idiot, closet case, bratpacker, roid child" but instead they have no breadth of expression

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They should teach the alpacas and goats about anarchocommunism until they paint "four legs good, two legs bad" on a wall and seize control of the Tranch.

I realize the flaw is they'd have to learn about anarchocommunism themselves, but it's the thought that counts I think.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I unironically want a welcome mat of it

Man, the concept of the Human Interference Task Force is something to just keep chewing on. Dunno why the Tranch makes me think about a biohazard that will outlive our civilization, but hey.


Half of the things on Etsy typo the warning as "nothing is valued here" instead of "nothing valued is here," which makes me annoyed.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

off topic but who cares
The leftoid proclivity to use chud as an insult stems directly from their self imposed inability to call people retards, faggots or faggoty retards. Getting called a Chud has about the same impact as getting called in milladippo or a huggaluppa.
Meanwhile us Chuds have all the best insults, Nigger, Spic, kike, dyke, beaner, coon, jiggaboo, porch monkey, faggoty retard gorilla nigger etc etc.

You missed some of the best ones, moon cricket, rump ranger, wagon burner, spear chucker, wetback and my personal favorite zipperhead

 

[Old Fart]

At this rate, when the police eventually come to foreclose the Ranch, it's gonna end looking like one of those WW2 photos of allied soldiers discovering the Holocaust camps but with overcrowded animal plots, mass graves of Alpacas and burning piles of shit instead.

And imagine Phil trying to dress up as an alpaca prisoner and mingle with the herd.

they could say "scum, shithead, shitheel, dickhead, cunt, fuckwad, scuzz, filth, trashfire, underling, toadie, ofay, honky, sad sack, walking blueball, yellow-bellied follower, cult freak, shame patrol, fartcloud, useless idiot, closet case, bratpacker, roid child" but instead they have no breadth of expression

The woke left can only use a curse word until someone, somewhere on Twitter finds the flimsiest of connections with racism/ableism/fatphobia/homophobia/transphobia/etc. Then, it must immediately be banned and the user painted as a literal Nazi.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[Miss Misery]

As I said in the Kevin thread...

It looks like they're at King Soopers, where Bubly is currently $4.49 for an 8 pack. So that's $45 for 80 cans of fizzy water. Which is 7.5 gallons.

CONSOOOOOOOMMM.

 

[Gentlebastard]

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For a fleeting moment of unfounded hope, I thought they were buying soap.

 

[Sourceress]

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Imagine spending $50 in special fizzy water drinks when you can't afford to feed your own animals.

 

[Squirrelcop]

That’s the story, and Kevin is sticking to it too. This must be the best narrative they could come up with for the documentary.

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"ASK YOUR FRIENDS WHO THE CRAZY FUCKING TRANNIES ARE, CIS SCUM"

I cant wait for the ATF Siege arc. They are asking for it at this point.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Evil fascist here. Whenever me and the boys are planning to do hate crimes, we make it a point to sneak onto a property and clearly state to the occupants why we're there. It usually is to "burn (them) out" but sometimes it's also because we are super jealous of all the hot sex they're having.

We usually leave after we've been shot at a few times, but not before we clean up any evidence we were ever there in the first place. It's a temporary setback, getting beaten by these proud cool wymyn, but the only way we can truly be defeated is if you donate to trxns wymyn pexple xf cxlxr's gofundme's and patreons. So please under no circumstances do that. TIX.

Thank you for all your efforts, there are greatly appreciated. Please tell Earl we love his work and could you please get me his autograph? Pretty please with sprinkles on top?

 

[Drama Fan]

That’s the story, and Kevin is sticking to it too. This must be the best narrative they could come up with for the documentary.

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You gotta love how they even have quotes from Earl's Death Squad (tm) members

 

[AlApone]

Imagine spending $50 in special fizzy water drinks when you can't afford to feed your own animals.

I am so utterly despondent that so many animals are treated so poorly. It's grossly disheartening.

This thread is probably the best in the history of the internet. It's pure gold from start to finish: crazy awkward nerdy AGPs starting a ranch for other crazy AGPs. However, the tainted fact that animals are suffering horribly ruins a lot of the enjoyment for me.

Its crazy that troons are so utterly poisonous. This is what happens when you reward narcissism with material and praise.

Oh well. Nothing beats the fact that it was all ruined by one of them feeling the touch of a woman and losing his mind. Agps really are all incels

 

[Sourceress]

I am so utterly despondent that so many animals are treated so poorly. It's grossly disheartening.

This thread is probably the best in the history of the internet. It's pure gold from start to finish: crazy awkward nerdy AGPs starting a ranch for other crazy AGPs. However, except for the tainted fact that animals are suffering horribly.

Seriously though, it's one of the big reasons I'm not more active in this thread - there's only so much dwelling on how much those poor animals are suffering that a gal can take. I wish they'd go back to posting their shitty dinners and Costco hauls so we'd have something to make fun of that's unrelated to the slow murder of a couple of hundred living creatures... but I guess with the shape the tranch is in lately, maybe they haven't been eating so well as usual.

But then, if that's the case, where on earth did they find the money for $50 in sparkling water drinks? That money could have easily gone to some more wood to shore up that shitshow tarp monstrosity they call a "barn" or something, and they could drink off-brand fizzy water for a fraction of the price. I just don't understand their (lack of) priorities at all.

 

[cuddle striker]

Seriously though, it's one of the big reasons I'm not more active in this thread - there's only so much dwelling on how much those poor animals are suffering that a gal can take. I wish they'd go back to posting their shitty dinners and Costco hauls so we'd have something to make fun of that's unrelated to the slow murder of a couple of hundred living creatures... but I guess with the shape the tranch is in lately, maybe they haven't been eating so well as usual.

But then, if that's the case, where on earth did they find the money for $50 in sparkling water drinks? That money could have easily gone to some more wood to shore up that shitshow tarp monstrosity they call a "barn" or something, and they could drink off-brand fizzy water for a fraction of the price. I just don't understand their (lack of) priorities at all.

food stamps.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"Ask them who the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is"

Trying to name drop the ranch like they're a feared and renowned bunch of badasses (instead of a bunch of walking man-in-dress-it's-ma'am-five-o'clock-shadow-and-a-tangled-wig stereotypes) is such peak 15y/o behavior. Can you in imagine if a dude walked up to you and did this as some sort of attempt at a power move. Christ, it's just like high school again. Does your dad work at Nintendo too?

 

[retard strength]

"Ask your local leftist group who the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is"


Next DSA library group meeting:

"The what?"

"Is that a sex thing?"

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Unless you're an unsecured dog with its head out the window of a car, the topsoil at their ranch, or the Colorado welfare system, you probably don't have much to fear from them.