Who honestly gives an iota of a fuck what you speculate about, you morbidly obese pig-child? IDK how one even becomes 400lbs by the time they're 18, but wowee. Here's the thing Alistair, I know that's it's been very important for you to hyper-focus on me for the last 4-5 years, because I didn't want to fuck a fat Alaskan seal pup such as yourself (as you requested of me) but in that time span YOU have been a young person while I'm a middle-aged bitch. You chose to waste your life obsessing over absolutely pointless people like myself, and not just as a fun hobby, my dude, it's been your everything. I really hope you can stop being such a queer, I really do.
And yeah, that's the rub of this - Alistair tried to get me to fuck him 4-5 years ago when he was 18-19 and 400lbs. Even if he wasn't fat as fuck and a stranger from the ends of the Earth, hell-fucking-no. His rage you can witness here is entirely because I was not interested in him.