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[Prince Vegeta]

Hopefully, this will be the event that launches the grimdark phase of the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe.

 

[Chiropteran]

Adding to the goat stomach info: goats are also hella prone to getting worms and need regular worming in the warmer months otherwise they- again- will shit themselves to death and waste away.

Although, I can see Kevkev developing a fetish for wrestling piss-reeking billygoats when it's time to try to give them the medicines they need and can't just inject it via needle. Y'know, because he's a self proclaimed muskslut and his fursona is a goat.

Eta- not sure if Cashmere billies are as smelly as Boer billies though, but I'm assuming they're definitely not neutered and will probably smell worse than the does by simple virtue of being billies.

Somehow I forgot to mention the worms, lmao. They're going to have a grand time when they realize that medicating them with de-wormer (Ivermection, which if I recall is now super expensive since rightoids insisted it was a viable form of self-treatment for Covid) entails grabbing a billy by their hormonal piss soaked beard (or equally nastified collar) and forcing a syringe into their mouth.

The best part is that the worms just NEVER go away. You can only cull back so many.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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"Not having a lot of dating experience pre-transition", bitch you had a whole FIANCEE who you ditched to troon out! Did that break-up not count because she was a mere real woman or something?

This is depressingly light on details, especially considering that any potential reason Kevin and Wedge could have for breaking up is going to be hilarious. Fortunately, Kevin's likely to overshare about this within the next few days if literally every other interaction he's ever had on the Internet is a precedent.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

So THAT'S why they buy so much seltzer.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Maybe Wedge has decided that being bred by Bryan Loeper alone is his destiny.

I mean it can't be jealousy, right?

Your boyfriend who lives with his mistress whose collar he wears as well as his dung-eating sisterwife spurned you to go visit wife number three in another country, and this is the moment when the wheels come off?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Because it's Kevin I, of course, read into his public display of "I think I was just a really shitty partner. That's all there is to it. Easier to just admit that."

His replies have a bunch of "nope, it's often both people" or "sometimes it's just outside your control" which is, also of course, the expected response when you say that publicly.

Does he believe what he's saying? It's possible, he may be ruminating privately. Is he going to change his behavior? Doubtful. He's already taken the issue to a sort of nebulous "I did bad" of which the only possible future correction is to "do better" which is also not very useful to promoting specific change. Kevin has done the public display of "it's me" so everyone could say for him "it's not you" which allows Kevin to accept that since it's not him saying it. Surely the others wouldn't lie to him even though they have no information and Kevin wouldn't allow any dissent anyway. (Go on someone, try telling him it actually was his fault personally in a specific way and see how he responds if you think it won't be defensive.)

But even more one should notice as always, the narcissist move, Kevin doesn't mention the relationship or the cause of the breakup, he simply proclaims it his fault. His followers respond that it's not. So either Kevin had absolute power in the relationship, Wedge merely existed in it, and it remained in Kevin's power completely to determine the course of the relationship. Or Kevin was perfect and it was out of his hands anyway. The "third" option presented by one follower isn't actually one, it says that relationships sometimes don't work, which is both true and absolutely meaningless, but it fits the pattern of the second one where it was out of Kevin's hands, this was simply how it was going to happen. None of the options require Kevin to change his behavior. Sure, the first one seems like that but Kevin wasn't truly presenting that, he was presenting it so it could be rejected by his followers, and all he committed to was not changing his behavior but simply doing his behavior in some better form.

So as always, we should turn to our holy books containing the Ur Theory of the Modern Lolcow: Wedge proclaimed his independence in some manner, perhaps objectively correctly, Kevin turned to his followers for confirmation of his centrality in the universe to soothe the Wedge caused pain, that of the narcissist injury. Kevin has already begun the process of learning from this, further learning the importance of Kevin in all things. Inshallah.

 

[Madame Souza]

I don’t know I’m just drinkin and talking shit, I’ve got some thoughts on this breakup perhaps mercifully spoilered

Spoiler: Kevin and Wedge were basically two Replikas cybering

I kind of think everyone who is assuming Kevin was actually shitty to Wedge is giving him too much credit, in a way. Like, this wasn’t a real relationship. What ways are there for Kevin to be a bad partner? He couldn’t forget to pay bills, or fail to contribute his portion to such bills, or make a mess that he then doesn’t clean up, or be selfish in bed (lol), or fail to listen to Wedge while he’s talking about his feelings because he’s too immersed in Twitter dumbs…

I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kevin totally would do all these things if this relationship was more than consistent retweets and that one icky meetup, and probably does do all these things to his roommates, but with Wedge, his failure to be a partner probably just amounted to responding to Wedge’s attempts at conversation with a never-ending series of “haha, that’s crazy”s while he dedicated his full attention to garden hose porn or some such nonsense, because this shit is not real life, they’re like asexual aliens larping at genuine human connection

It almost gets me MATI how they play pretend at actual friendship and love in these totally hollow and performative ways. I don’t believe a single one of these people are ever actually honest with each other or otherwise genuine, which is an essential component to sparking and maintaining real relationships—but then, how could they be honest about anything when their whole lives revolve around one big lie and their relationships revolve around propping them up for each other? (eg we are sexy ladies etc) And it also ties into the false positivity of the whole trans movement, with no one being actually honest with each other and valuing appearance and tweet bird shit over reality—see how they treat destransers, who were formerly considered forever family by these people, supposedly.
And I also think it’s why they’re so comfy encouraging each other to cut off actual IRL familial relationships, because they view them through the same lens as they view their own relationships, ie as completely based on convenience and disposability— ergo, they genuinely see telling someone to cut off their mother who still calls them Brian sometimes as being no different from telling someone to block a Twitter rando who called them a fat tranny

In short, the dude’s got about 28 “girlfriends”, of course one or two are gonna slip through the cracks now and then and he’s gonna be an inattentive partner, can’t blame him. And of course his vaguebooking is just to drum up narc supply, as y’all have said, but beyond that, I don’t believe these two had any real relationship to speak of and it’s the weirdest part of the Kevin Gibes Cinematic Universe, that they all have these relationships they supposedly feel so deeply about that are so objectively shallow in every way in reality, like to the point they don’t exist outside of each other’s Twitter bios, which, in the words of terfriend Dave Chappell, “isn’t a real place”.

Kevin is sad he’s got one less person liking his tweets and annoyed he got dumped because it means he may not be perfect and he had to take a name out of his bio, no real self reflection to be had otherwise

 

[Old Fart]

The relationships of Kevin and his "girlfriends" are about as deep as those of your toddler who marries Suzy from next door and forgets all about it the next day.

Probably your toddler has had more physical contact by that time.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

What is with it with trans and polyamory?

 

[stupid frog]

so is wedge gonna give @Gone Ham the footage or what

 

[A Grey Cat]

What is with it with trans and polyamory?

Sexual deviancy runs rampant in autistic people.

 

[Old Fart]

What is with it with trans and polyamory?

MTFs are fetishists and overpornified sex addicts, "polyamory" is just the modern version of free sex.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

MTFs are fetishists and overpornified sex addicts, "polyamory" is just the modern version of free sex.

The modern version of "I'm gritting my teeth and pretending the fat, bald stinking man I'm fucking is not fat, bald, filthy or a man. While the man in question is doing the same".

 

[Puddleduck]

I wonder if Kevin's tryst to London will have turned his head? Like, over there he had everything right on his doorstep - junk food, things to see, access to cons00mer stores, and even access to a "gf" who had a working penis, and presumably used it on him from time to time.

I'm not saying he'd go back to London, but I wonder if he'll take the excuse to vacate the Tranch and live the city life once again...

 

[KaptainKerplunk]

What is with it with trans and polyamory?

Commitment issues, they can't even commit to a sexual identity, what makes you think they can commit to just one partner?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Commitment issues, they can't even commit to a sexual identity, what makes you think they can commit to just one partner?

Maybe they find “dating“ easier as a group?

 

[Fareal]

Maybe they find “dating“ easier as a group?

Even troons can’t stand to be trapped alone with one specific troon for any length of time

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Maybe they find “dating“ easier as a group?

This is partly it. As somebody mentioned in one of these threads I can't remember which since there's so many of these poly faggots on here, all the "relationships" are basically just normal friendships with some of them apparently sometimes doing something sexual which doesn't apply to every member and nobody ever is supposed to judge anyway. They go out to eat, they watch movies, they play games, they tweet at each other, etc. Sure, you can be sorta reductive about this for every relationship but there definitely seems to be some aspect where they aren't just dudes doing dude things because they can't be dudes so it must be some weird sexual relationship to challenge the nonqueers even if 99% of it isn't sexual or romantic.

One-on-one relationships are too anxiety causing, so if it's a group activity then you can always "distract" yourself with others in the group instead of having to commit to the anxiety of a single choice.

I don't mean to be a psychoanalyzing faggot like this and the earlier post but these dudes are all so blatant about this shit while thinking they're complex revolutionaries questioning the very underlying fabric of reality.

 

[KaptainKerplunk]

Maybe they find “dating“ easier as a group?

That and the constant need for validation, like damn, if someone snipps thier balls off and still hates how they look, I could see why they'd be fragile enough to need a gaggle of people to tell them that they're valid.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

That’s another honestly quite sad thing about this whole sphere: I don’t think many of them understand how varied and deep human relationships can be. Just look at “shipping.” 90% of “queer ships” are just two same sex characters who express something warmer than indifference towards each other.