whats your favorite kf injoke, lore, etc?

[malleusmaleficarum]

im a 2021 newfag, the only ones i know are couch cuck and 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

 

[moseph.jartelli]

@Winkleham, the dancing murderer, getting doxed in Boogie's thread and finding out his past.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

@FuckYou is a classic tale of evil and incompetence.

Him being cucked by a couch will forever live on in KiwiFarms infamy.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

@Winkleham, the dancing murderer, getting doxed in Boogie's thread and finding out his past.

this guy is one of the truly halal monstrosities of the site. he made a sock account just to come back and post scat pornography all over the place.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

As a fellow newfag, I keep wondering what the story behind "sneed" is.

 

[Bloatlord]

As a fellow newfag, I keep wondering what the story behind "sneed" is.

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

 

[Caesare]

The whole @DawnDusk sister saga when she said she wrote that crappy Harry Potter, My Immortal fan fiction that got famous somehow, and pretended to be an Indian despite being an American Greek.

That’s still my favorite thread of all time on Kiwi Farms. It has a clear cut First Act, an exciting second Act, when DawnDusk makes his appearance and informs the world that this is his estranged sister, but the third act is a true, edge of your seat, rollercoaster ride, as everything starts crumbling down around his sister, and all the lies finally come to light.

Best thread on here by far! And @DawnDusk , you’re still the fucking man!!! The way you handled everything was brilliant and it’s evident that you are a very wise and balanced young man, way ahead of his time.

 

[Da Capo]

Milk getting filtered to Tard Cum.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

@Winkleham, the dancing murderer, getting doxed in Boogie's thread and finding out his past.

for posterity

 

[Wasted Potential]

"Pixyteri is fat, and I would not have sex with her."

 

[Fag Albert]

The @Cucky negrate meltdown still cracks me up.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Eat the hat!

 

[Character from a movie]

"Sneed" is definitely my favorite. I've watched The Simpson for more than ten years, and only when I saw that joke mentioned here I understood what it was about. Great joke.

 

[Catman from cat town]

[blank] is fat and I would not have sex with them.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Wasn't retarded once filtered to "exceptional"? What happened to that? I loved it.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Wasn't retarded once filtered to "exceptional"? What happened to that? I loved it.

i didn't.
changing "t*uch the p*o" to "pozload my neghole" is good tho

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

How the term 'glowie' has escaped kf into liberal circles who very clearly don't know the etymology of the term.

 

[Fireman Sam]

@Tex15 and his mission to end the farms, sadly tough guy never succeeded

I came here to say this but you beat me to it.
I kind of miss the guy, I wonder if he ever got that Nintendo Switch in the end...

 

[Bees]

How the term 'glowie' has escaped kf into liberal circles who very clearly don't know the etymology of the term.

Terry belonged to /pol/ don’t call out someone for being ignorant of history when you’ve forgotten your own roots, nigga.

My fav lore is that collage pic of prominent KF mods, does anyone have it at hand? Because lol fat.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

My fav lore is that collage pic of prominent KF mods, does anyone have it at hand? Because lol fat.

lol someone pls find this image

 

[Bees]

lol someone pls find this image

Found it!