Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,473
This is the exact thing you don't do in a situation like this. Ethan is pretty much asking for some lunatic who hates his guts to swat him.
Doing that would only give Ethan a chance to shift blame onto someone else and play the victim.
 
And here I thought Razorfist was Hbomberguy's mirror being a political cow with a hardon for vidya.
I'd agree with that, Razorfist is more like Hbomber than Sargon. Originally I had Sargon as Vaush's mirror but imo Fuentes is a better match. I wanted Sargon on the list so I just went with the closest analogue I could think of at the time.
 
I'd agree with that, Razorfist is more like Hbomber than Sargon. Originally I had Sargon as Vaush's mirror but imo Fuentes is a better match. I wanted Sargon on the list so I just went with the closest analogue I could think of at the time.
I'd pair Sargon with Cenk.
Razor and Hbomber are more online-type smug faggots, whereas Sargon and Cenk are joined at the hip as failed politicians who's actions do nothing but sink campaigns.
 
A lot of these political spergs have a mirror e.g.
Vaush - Fuentes
Hasan - Crowder
Klein - Hambly
Hunter - Beardson
Thought Slime - No Bullshit
Hbomberguy - Sargon
I don't think there is another No Bullshit on either side, the closest is probably Hambly since he is a fat alcoholic moron who can't debate to save his life and does zero research, he even had a cringe political side-channel with a "WITHOUT THE BULL" tagline and cartoon bull avatar that was just the most bottom tier partisan talking points possible. Hambly to his credit succeeded where No Bullshit failed and is financially successful as a result, so even at his worst he is many levels above Brooks, this coming from probably the biggest Hambly a-log on this site. NoBS was just next level retarded and him ever having a seat at the table is a testament to how oversaturated that subgenre of Youtube was back when he was relevant.

I'd say Vaush = Sargon. The age of consent hot takes, the weird racially charged outbursts, how they both got relevant off sounding smart to dumb people then had a never ending string of unforced errors that led to a slow decline in relevance and became largely despised by their own side. Granted Vaush is still mid-decline but it's clearly happening, I see more lefties shitting on him than anything at this point, same with the right and Sargon.

IDK if there's another left/right wing Nick either. AF is basically a cult now.

The larger point stands though, these people are all mirror images of what they hate and all political Youtubers are cringe, at least the popular ones. The only reason most of the leftie ones you mentioned aren't as annoying is because no one watches their content so you can forget they even exist with the exception of Vaush, Hasan, and Klein.

I'm glad they slapped H3 down for a week over this, completely deserved. For his part Ethan is acting exactly like the right wing nerds he's been criticizing for years playing the victim when he gets a deserved punishment for clear TOS violations and going on extremely cringe rants instead of just admitting he got overly emotional and fucked up and taking it like a man. If the roles were reversed you could just flip-flop everyone's position and Ethan would be on his high horse demanding action.
 
I like how his idea of sounding badass is describing how many steps he has to go through to actually be able to use his firearm.
Yeah real men just leave their arms out and unsecured! Like that chad from Florida!

Jokes aside, Ethan thinks he sounds like a badass because he thinks he sounds callous. The way he describes “obsessively” contemplating taking a life, and how he carefully describes each step. He sounds like somebody mimicking an incisive calculated psychopath. Ethan is too sluggish and mush mouthed to do it right, though.
 
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Republicans thought they were going to win the last midterms too…

And then the General…

So i expect Leftist to take a moment to process they’ve actually won…before fucking Republicans into the dirt.
Unironically if the left somehow wins the 2022 midterms there will be a second American civil war in this country. Everyone will know that it was rigged and it will lead to people committing attacks and violence against Democrat senators and representatives (all in Minecraft of course), and the pushback against them that be the trigger for the second American civil war.
 
A lot of these political spergs have a mirror e.g.
Vaush - Fuentes
Hasan - Crowder
Klein - Hambly
Hunter - Beardson
Thought Slime - No Bullshit
Hbomberguy - Sargon
So this is a list of each person's arch Nemesis? I guess Crowder and Hasan only make sense because of the TYT connection. Otherwise I don't see the similarities.
 
I guess Crowder and Hasan only make sense because of the TYT connection. Otherwise I don't see the similarities.
Retarded fuckboys who have more going on in the "good looks" department (as far as political hacks go) than the brains department. Broadly left and broadly right mass appeal, not too extreme.
 
I believe Ethan when he says the bomb threat was a joke... that being said this is another instance of him being a hypocrite in regards to Leafy.

The situation is nearly identical. Leafy said in an interview with Keem that he went to the Kenosha protests and hoped someone would give him an excuse to shoot them. He then followed that up with saying he's joking.
https://youtu.be/Vv7rChdqWAY?t=256

Here's an article that summarises that event with Ethan's now deleted tweets where he says Leafy's remarks are "very disturbing". All of his retarded fans then went on to say that Leafy is a shooter with Ethan providing no benefit of the doubt to him.

Now he's crying on twitter saying how dare people call him out for making a joke about bombing the NRA.
 
So this is a list of each person's arch Nemesis? I guess Crowder and Hasan only make sense because of the TYT connection. Otherwise I don't see the similarities.
It is true that these pairs seem to go at one another a lot but I think its because they see themselves in their "nemesis". The way I see it:
  • Vaush/Fuentes: both extremely egotistical spergs who primarily livestream and push increasingly extremist rhetoric as they become more shutoff from other people in their political tribe. Vaush's globalist anarcho-communist utopia achieved by high taxes is just as unlikely as Fuente's catboi nationalism achieved by ??? Each possess a large audience of delusional morons with their fans being unusually loyal to their chosen daddy. Both on the decline.
  • Hasan/Crowder: both are macho meathead bros who essentially just parrot the byline of their team. Both are some of the largest political streamers on their respective social media sites who have a large audience of simps.
  • Klein/Hambly: both fat spergs who have earned their fortune from low-iq retards via content that appeals to the lowest common denominator. Both now they primarily deliver braindead takes. Both have a slow delivery that lacks any sort of passion or energy.
  • Hunter/Beardson: both are midwits that shot their respective careers (or career prospects in Beardson's case) in the foot. Both now stream to tiny audiences. Both have pathetic personal lives and are effectively losers. Both suck up to their respective daddy (Vaush/Fuentes).
  • Thought Slime/No Bullshit: admittedly not a very strong comparison other than both are some of the dumbest people in their respective cliques who create unoriginal videos where you know every word they are going to say without watching said video. Thought Slime will probably undergo a similar career trajectory as no one will give a shit about him, watch his videos, or even remember him once his grift dies.
  • Hbomberguy/Sargon: This one is kind of a wash other than they are British pseuds that comment on social issues, peaked years ago, and now manage to have fairly stable grifts. Honestly Vaush/Fuentes/Sargon are a better grouping of similar spergs. As mentioned prior Hbomberguy/Razorfist is a better pairing as they are both a strong mix of vidya and politi-sperging.
 
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As is breadtube. So which breadtube tard came first?
When I say AF is like a cult I mean if Nick went live and said everyone kill themselves right now I think at least a dozen people would do it minimum. The left version of groypers is tankies, known for bad takes, weird sex fetishes, and hated by everyone not in their group but they don't have a Nick to lead them. I guess the closest would be Caleb Maupin maybe idk. Bread tube is so irrelevant, they remind me more of that DSA convention video where everyone keeps putting in motions to keep the noise down and dim the lights for autists and check their privileged words for using non-incluvise pronouns and nothing of substance ever gets done.
 
When I say AF is like a cult I mean if Nick went live and said everyone kill themselves right now I think at least a dozen people would do it minimum. The left version of groypers is tankies, known for bad takes, weird sex fetishes, and hated by everyone not in their group but they don't have a Nick to lead them. I guess the closest would be Caleb Maupin maybe idk. Bread tube is so irrelevant, they remind me more of that DSA convention video where everyone keeps putting in motions to keep the noise down and dim the lights for autists and check their privileged words for using non-incluvise pronouns and nothing of substance ever gets done.
AF really is a cult. Nick deliberately alienates his followers to keep them loyal. If you try to leave AF he will blackmail you and try to destroy your life, which is exactly what Scientology does.
 
This is the average person's skill with writing on a desktop with MSPaint and the free draw tool. Although MSPaint also has a text tool, but that looks less slapdash for the exaggerated "rushed addendum by a retard" joke he was going for. Almost nobody uses a stylus on a touchscreen, which is kind of crazy for our society.
I'm not going to claim I'm good at drawing in Paint, but even I can connect the tail of the a so that you know what you're looking at.
 
:story: Some prick doing something worthy of getting v& is always just delightful. In summary he has:
- Named a specific target
- Named a specific time (during the ongoing event)
- Named a specific method
- Admitted to owning a gun
- Was pictured with said gun
- Said target of threats had a former president who is protected by the Secret Service speak there.
I'm pretty sure he's well passed the threshold of where they have to interview him, even if only to cover their own ass.
@SIGSEGV moment.
 
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