Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Cringe newfag]

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Iris has unlocked a long guarded secret that Lesbians have tried to hide from men for centuries.
Lesbians dig those full fucking beards, we don’t really like boobs and curves Nope it’s beards.
Damn, the secret is out!!
Someone call a meeting, someone must pay for this!

I think a lot of the guys in this thread (the ones who stay very masculine) have higher chances than people give them credit for. Depending on the regions they live in (like Portland, perhaps). Obviously they don't have a chance with TERFs (Women attracted to Women), but with Lesbians (Straight Women who want clout), then absolutely. You don't want an actually feminine troon, you want to fuck a guy. But you also need to be Stunning and Brave. So you get a guy who can be a lesbian in public, but as soon as you get home, you can spend 12 seconds taking off two pieces of clothing and now you have a guy in a beard again. You would be looking for these guys specifically, and swiping past all the "trying to pass" troons.

Iris wouldn't cut it since they still look a bit tardy even as a man, but some of the other more masculine troons might get picked up by manipulative social harpies.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

"Caelyn" would have been a nice looking dude. Normally, trannies would be unattractive even as their "assigned gender at birth", but he has nice hair, beautiful eyes, and a pleasant face.

Sad.

 

[Blasted Heath]

I feel like putting "andro" in their bios is just their way of justifying why they'll never put effort into passing.

Also, imo Dawn gives off the most serial killer vibes from this batch...but there's plenty of competition!

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I'm back with more trannies please enjoy
Abby wants someone to play minecraft and cuddle with UwU

Spoiler: abby

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what type of outfit is that, did he cut those sleeves off his mom's sweater?
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you're not cute, just extremely mentally ill.
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lol some of these band names

I'm sure you all will love adrianna, such a sweet and delicate  wo man.

Spoiler: adrianna

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hello my fellow ladies
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This one kept his "deadname" I guess? Never met a girl named Andrew.

Spoiler: andrew

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I can't tell if that's eyeliner or one of those fake eyelashes
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This is... "caelyn"

Spoiler: caelyn

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I really hate when they do those teen girl poses
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lol nin shirt and cloth poster
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CLEAN YOUR ROOM, DO YOUR LAUNDRY, NOT HARD!
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go outside, animal crossing is not real. playing as a female character does not make you female.

Spoiler: caelyn meaning

View attachment 3315541he is none of these things now and he never will be

Troon came with an extra L!

Spoiler: lillith

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he kinda looks like rumplestiltskin

Spoiler: shrek rumplestiltskin

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trooning out is a selfish act, if you really cared about your kids you would have at least waited until they all left. Or gotten mental help.
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I saved my favorite for last, meet "dawn" he's a "trans poly witch" with 16 different personalities!!

Spoiler: dawn

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I bet he has fucked or will fuck an animal at some point in the futureView attachment 3315604 "Came out" to his parents in the McDonald's parking lot

Troons are such a good source of entertainment

"Dawn" looks 15 or 16. The super thin, wispy, teen facial hair in the third photo really isn't changing my mind.

Something I didn't mention in my post about that experiment I did with the four socks: I received multiple messages from boys who said they were 15/16/17 years old, but please just can't I meet them or chat with them to give them a chance in stead of immediately deleting their messages. I reported all of the messages to the police, but they didn't seem to give a fuck. The cops didn't ask me to send screenshots, forward them the CL emails, for their usernames or anything. I seriously doubt underage boys have stopped trying to hook up with age 20+ women online, especially since it hasn't been very long, and sexual degeneracy and online hookup shit has only become more rampant since.

I absolutely have no doubt that underage boys are going the incel rout of trooning out in desperation to get laid because of their hormone-saturated child brains. If there's a way to report the profile to get checked out for age verification, I'd appreciate it if you'd do so. That probable kid is making it easy for some faggot to rape him and it's making me feel physically ill to think about it.

 

[Liquid Kitchen]

I received multiple messages from boys who said they were 15/16/17 years old, but please just can't I meet them or chat with them to give them a chance in stead of immediately deleting their messages. I reported all of the messages to the police, but they didn't seem to give a fuck.

That's horrifying, wish the cops would do something jfc.

If there's a way to report the profile to get checked out for age verification, I'd appreciate it if you'd do so.

If I come across his again I'll see if I can. I don't think I can go back on purpose without paying money unfortunately. I'll also see about reporting younger looking ones I come across if possible.

 

[Martha Speaks]

Spoiler: adrianna

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hello my fellow ladies
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Oh hey it's Shrek in a dress

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Oh hey it's Shrek in a dress

That dude needs a few more pounds and an even creepier smile before he can dethrone the ogre king.

 

[Sneaky khajiit]

Abby wants someone to play minecraft and cuddle with UwU

Aww, he's got Jake Alley nostrils!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

That dude needs a few more pounds and an even creepier smile before he can dethrone the ogre king.
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I feel like this is really unfair to Shrek. Poor ogre.

 

[Raven Rainbow]

with 16 different personalities

their yearly birthday present to themself is a new headmate

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

That dude needs a few more pounds and an even creepier smile before he can dethrone the ogre king.
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Fio-nah.

(I'll show myself out).

 

[veri]

He kept hearing Lesbians have "beards", and took it literally like an autist.

alhamdulillah he will be punished

 

[Shek$il]

 

[l00n3ytr00nz]

The striking overlap between troons and commie sympathizers never ceases to amaze me.

Most if not all of these dudes belong in death camps, and I for one, can’t wait til every last one of these adorable strays finds his forever home.

 

[gutters]

Nothing irritates me more than seeing these reddit posts captioned with shit like "hope its okay that a transbian posts here" or "hope you ladies are alright with trans women posting pics." Something about the intentional softening of the text while still doing the thing they know will piss lesbians off is absolutely infuriating to me.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

Nothing irritates me more than seeing these reddit posts captioned with shit like "hope its okay that a transbian posts here" or "hope you ladies are alright with trans women posting pics." Something about the intentional softening of the text while still doing the thing they know will piss lesbians off is absolutely infuriating to me.

I completely agree.

“Hope it’s ok.”

And what if it’s not? No one can say anything or be ostracized and labeled a nazi anyway sooo….just post your man face Robert-a and go.

 

[Xanen]

Some of these recent profiles have a T4T sticker, which means that they're likely looking for other trans women to screw around with.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Some of these recent profiles have a T4T sticker, which means that they're likely looking for other trans women to screw around with.

These men are basically becoming prison gay because no women are available and that's great. Let them force themselves to date other blokes. There needs to be way more T4T.

 

[Xanen]

These men are basically becoming prison gay because no women are available and that's great. Let them force themselves to date other blokes. There needs to be way more T4T.

Eh, I think part of it is also just like attracting like. There's also t4t trans men and t4t hetero couples. Though I don't doubt that a lack of interest from cis women is contributing to the rise in t4t transbians.

 

[scathefire]

Eh, I think part of it is also just like attracting like. There's also t4t trans men and t4t hetero couples. Though I don't doubt that a lack of interest from cis women is contributing to the rise in t4t transbians.

I think also a lot of them were (and still are) GAMPs before transitioning, i.e. the GAMP to AGP pipeline, as in they would jerk off to shemales and femboys before eventually developing AGP.