Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Clint's accident makes almost no sense. He was coming from a side road with a stop sign and trying to turn onto a perpendicular road. He would had to have come to almost a full stop to even make that turn. Yet he ran into the truck at full speed?
 
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new cover photo, toobz
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God Danny Filth's aging fast, Ironically he has said Ozzy was a interspersion to him as a kid / teen and he founded cradle.

Clint's Burden said:
I guess Courtney sent Josh his new phone.
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I think Clint is the more likely answer, Coutney doesnt seem like the type to send Josh the money or a Phone - Clint is a Apple user and gives Josh his cast offsand right now is about right for him to be offerd a update in a contract to run down Iphone 13 stock they have to upgrade so he likely has a iPhone 11 now, I doubt it would be a pro but one of the nicer capacity 11 series.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
Clint's accident makes almost no sense. He was coming from a side road with a stop sign and trying to turn onto a perpendicular road. He would had to have come to almost a full stop to even make that turn. Yet he ran into the truck at full speed?
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That's not what's up, toobs

Clint was travelling southbound and had a right of way at the basically unmarked intersection. The truck had stopped and was using that shit ass side road to try and complete an illegal U turn. The truck stalled and blocked both lanes with the trailer. The truck cab was facing north bound so Clint saw headlights and assumed the trailer was behind the truck, not jack knifed.

The impact sent clint spinning into the side road. He's extremely lucky he didn't get decapitated, which would have happened had he hit the trailer not the tires.
 
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No but I bet you he is going to get a fat settlement. Those trucks all have GPS and cams and their insurance is going to have a field day.
 
Ihatejackscalfani said:
Josh is live on Krystals panel right now talking about the fued with Cooltaste.


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krystal the tranny pulled a couple of age cis gendered fangirls into the panel and cobes is having a grand ol' time.
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he's having such a good time rn. he's got his shirt off, he's dancing, he even brought out the tactical soap.
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he's got his fuckin feet out now doode what the fuck

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Skittlez said:
Did Clint get a payout from that accident? I believe he owned a gym or gyms, where they financed from it? Just wondering. That intersection looks like it's from Mars.
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I read the settlement amount at one point but don't remember the exact number. The thought that went through my brain at the time was "That's pretty decent money...for Wyoming."
 
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Duck Duck No said:
Glad I refreshed the page before also saying this. Dude will do anything to get a female's* attention, and that includes showing feet.

*Of age, non-related, consensual, living, human female
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As long as they aren't with their moms, then they need to wait until they can legally drink gas station tall boys to ride the cobra train.
 
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