Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.1%

  • Total voters
    371
From what I remember he's not doing the lawyer thing at all now that his youtube took off. He mentioned he finished up his last case earlier this year I think and it went really badly where he truly wanted to help his client but the judge fucked them both. It sounded like he just lost a lot of faith after that in the system.
I remember Nick saying that in order to match his YouTube earnings, he would have to charge clients an exorbitant fee that he feels would be unethical to charge. So if he were to ever take on a client, he would do it pro bono instead of bothering to charge some token fee. I think he's probably never setting foot in a judge's court ever again unless he's representing a close friend or is the defendant. He simply doesn't need to practice anymore to make a living.
 
I remember Nick saying that in order to match his YouTube earnings, he would have to charge clients an exorbitant fee that he feels would be unethical to charge. So if he were to ever take on a client, he would do it pro bono instead of bothering to charge some token fee. I think he's probably never setting foot in a judge's court ever again unless he's representing a close friend or is the defendant. He simply doesn't need to practice anymore to make a living.

I mean you can get a vague idea about how much he's earning from chats.

In the final week of the Depp vs Heard Trial he made $50k in superchats alone.

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poor week for him is averaging about $2,000 a day.

Even after Youtube takes it's 30% cut you're still happily taking home $1400/day.

In Minessota. Where you can buy everything for like $1.50.
 
Membership in the Minnesota State Bar Association is not required to practice law in Minnesota. He is not a member of the MSBA.
I didn't say he was a member of the MSBA and I believe he has specifically disclaimed that. I said he is licensed in Minnesota, which he is.
 
I mean you can get a vague idea about how much he's earning from chats.

In the final week of the Depp vs Heard Trial he made $50k in superchats alone.

A
poor week for him is averaging about $2,000 a day.

Even after Youtube takes it's 30% cut you're still happily taking home $1400/day.
it's probably closer to half that amount when you consider apple etv takes a cut if you use the app.

But 700-1000 a day is still stupid.
 
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Don’t forget all this 1 mil view clips he did for past few weeks are worth a few thousand in ad revenue alone so far. And everyone forgets his locals memberships which are monthly income. It’s a lucrative business if you can keep up the grind. Rekieta always says he will put out more content then normal people can consume and it’s paying off.
 
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He's also pretty competent with a toast, so now people think its actually worth paying for and derrailing with.
That fake gravitas voice he puts is fucking terrible when he does those shitty toasts. I have to turn a video off when he does it. It's like Chris Chan doing his sexy voice. I don't know what sort of tard fucker can watch or enjoy him doing that.
 
That fake gravitas voice he puts is fucking terrible when he does those shitty toasts. I have to turn a video off when he does it. It's like Chris Chan doing his sexy voice. I don't know what sort of tard fucker can watch or enjoy him doing that.
I agree, but the idea that Mr. SHITINMYMOUTH has a line, and it's a standard formal vocal inflection, is hilarious to me. Oral Defecation is cool, just don't jazz up a toast with some faux gravitas, beyond the fucking pale nick.
 
Nick's toast voice is about what you can expect asking a stranger to do a toast for someone he's never even seen. He can't be too flippant, but he has no personal attachment or emotion behind most of them. It's just a somber and respectful voice for someone else's loss. I can't really imagine any better way of handling it, especially en masse.
 
That fake gravitas voice he puts is fucking terrible when he does those shitty toasts. I have to turn a video off when he does it. It's like Chris Chan doing his sexy voice. I don't know what sort of tard fucker can watch or enjoy him doing that.
I like the toasts, also I have a coffee table book coming out with all his toast collected coming out. This is a totally original idea that I in no way stole from this forum.
 
Stream tonight if the storms don't fuck with him.
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edit: stream link is now live
 
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