🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

Goddamn, if I’d hastened my own mother’s demise and left her alone and despondent in her final days, I’d need to be wasted 24/7 too. He needs to do what he can to make amends and then move on. But he’ll keep running from it, straight to the bottom of the bottle, the next losing bet, the next black hooker, the next BBC cigar, the next rape victim— but he’ll always come to knowing exactly who he is and exactly what he did.

Unfortunately for Ralph, so do we.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I bet he copes drugs obviously and just playing saying ‘it’s just aa character to make money off the haydurs like wrasslin’ heels do’ 5 star days all day baby suuuueeeeyyyy

 

[Marche]

After he was big man about censoring himself on Keemstars stream

Ralph has an account on the fedi via Dick's paypig instance. He can directly answer Gator's allegations. But he is to much of a bitch to do that so he caps it and hollers on Twitter where he knows Gator can't respond. There is no Twitter jannies to protect him on Poast. ARREST HIM! BAN HIM!

Ralph's cowardliness knows no bounds. In real life, and on the internet.

Gators timeline: https://kiwifarms.cc/users/AJINePUJgeFEmJbF7A


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Is this nigger really trying to flag shit down on the feddi?

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I would actually like to see a timeline set up of Ralphs neglect of his dying mother.

 

[AltisticRight]

I would actually like to see a timeline set up of Ralphs neglect of his dying mother.

I'll make one tonight.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

After he was big man about censoring himself on Keemstars stream

Ralph has an account on the fedi via Dick's paypig instance. He can directly answer Gator's allegations. But he is to much of a bitch to do that so he caps it and hollers on Twitter where he knows Gator can't respond. There is no Twitter jannies to protect him on Poast. ARREST HIM! BAN HIM!

Ralph's cowardliness knows no bounds. In real life, and on the internet.

Gators timeline: https://kiwifarms.cc/users/AJINePUJgeFEmJbF7A


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Is this nigger really trying to flag shit down on the feddi?

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TRAITOR GATOR FROM THE TOP ROPE!

 

[Fannyscum]

Getting drunk by yourself in Portugal, violating your restraining order on twitter, just Five Star Days:

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[BlackDragoons]

Getting drunk by yourself in Portugal, violating your restraining order on twitter, just Five Star Days:
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Sorry I'm not in the know but how is he violating the restraining order?

 

[Fannyscum]

Sorry I'm not in the know but how is he violating the restraining order?

He's not allowed to harass/intimidate/defame/etc. Faith, directly or indirectly for five years. Posting on twitter that she wanted to abort his son, or that she has a loose pussy, is in violation of that court order.
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[veri]

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jfc i get genuinely MATI with how much lies he tells and how his audience believes it all. there are screenshots to disprove everything he said in those tweets but nick fuentes and his retarded one digit IQ audience believes him every time. how can anyone trust a word that comes from ralphs mouth

 

[free_protons4u]

Oh lord, piggy's a-drunk-a-hollerin'. Real possibility of yet another asskicking by the locals incoming.

I just called Caesar's Palace Sportsbook and they are putting it at only +250 that piggy gets his ass whooped again.

jfc i get genuinely MATI with how much lies he tells and how his audience believes it all. there are screenshots to disprove everything he said in those tweets but nick fuentes and his retarded one digit IQ audience believes him every time. how can anyone trust a word that comes from ralphs mouth

I kind of too, but I also understand it. Most of these people seem to be pretty casual fans of the KS, they take things at face value and just react to things like "whoa that's fucked up, sorry you're going through that." I kind of see it the same way as when you're on the bus and a really fat piggish woman gives you some sob story, and to be polite you're just like "wow that's awful, I'm sorry to hear that." But you don't fact check it because you don't really care and it's not important to you, it's just some person blabbering about how the world done her wrong.

The actual Groypers and die-hard Ralph fans that I see are legitimately retarded though, be clear that I'm not defending those people.

 

[veri]

The actual Groypers and die-hard Ralph fans that I see are legitimately retarded though, be clear that I'm not defending those people.

yeah the ones that come to mind for me are homotrollius and some of his paypigs. promote his show constantly gunt guard and are die hard KS fans but still either fall for his lies or just like ralph think it’s epic and based and say LFGGGGGGGG!!!1!!!1! whenever ralph takes a fat L

 

[The Big Dream]

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My god, what an awful attempt to rewrite history. Even his version of events are sad: a middle-aged, supposedly trad man puts up no effort to defend the life of his unborn child.

 

[AltisticRight]

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What a retarded piglet, that was Faith's shit test to examine your Christianity you absolute juvenile mong. What kind of "Christian" would NOT judge their Christian girlfriend for wanting to kill the child? Even if it wasn't his. Oh I know, the kind of Christian that goes on a Porkugal Pillgrimage to a site named after his ex-wife just to wish death upon his son's family. The kind that will not marry his girlfriend despite putting a kid in her.

He also conveniently leaves out half of the story. Faith followed up with "do you know what they do to 9-week-old foetuses?" It was a blatant test of your faith from Faith, and you failed miserably, Ethan. Just like your failure to see your mum on the deathbed, failure to take care of your other child, and failure of not getting beat up the second fucking time in the same foreign city.

Piece of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Let’s not ignore the fact that when he thinks the mother of his child “needs attention,” his first instinct is to fuck with her and upset her. What a class act.

 

[BlackDragoons]

He's not allowed to harass/intimidate/defame/etc. Faith, directly or indirectly for five years. Posting on twitter that she wanted to abort his son, or that she has a loose pussy, is in violation of that court order.
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Welped he done fucked up, hope he likes jail time when he comes back to the states.

 

[The Big Dream]

What a retarded piglet, that was Faith's shit test to examine your Christianity you absolute juvenile mong. What kind of "Christian" would NOT judge their Christian girlfriend for wanting to kill the child? Even if it wasn't his. Oh I know, the kind of Christian that goes on a Porkugal Pillgrimage to a site named after his ex-wife just to wish death upon his son's family. The kind that will not marry his girlfriend despite putting a kid in her.

He also conveniently leaves out half of the story. Faith followed up with "do you know what they do to 9-week-old foetuses?" It was a blatant test of your faith from Faith, and you failed miserably, Ethan. Just like your failure to see your mum on the deathbed, failure to take care of your other child, and failure of not getting beat up the second fucking time in the same foreign city.

Piece of shit.

I've somehow missed the irony of Faith's name up until this point. She was literally a test of faith that he failed. As a partner. As a father. As a man. You can't tell me this isn't some divine comedy being orchestrated from the heavens.

 

[Slimy Time]

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KRIST IS KYANG BIATCH!

People legitimately fall for this guy's "oh I'm a good catholic Boi" nonsense.

 

[AltisticRight]

I've somehow missed the irony of Faith's name up until this point. She was literally a test of faith that he failed. As a partner. As a father. As a man. You can't tell me this isn't some divine comedy being orchestrated from the heavens.

Yeah, the easiest one is "Ralph has no Faith".

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Ralph stole all his moms pain meds thats why he even saw her.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

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I am beginning to believe Ralph is genuinely convinced that a no-contest plea is actually the same thing as winning and getting off scot-free because he didn't go to jail and that he has now subsequently warped his pigbrain into believing that he's comp'd by the US judicial system (they're huge fans of the Killstream) and legally invincible. Oinker running his mouth is gonna have him returning to the US just to get hammered by a gavel after the beating Dan already gave him at this rate.