🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 24 47.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 6 11.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 21 41.2%
  • Total voters
    51
Criminal Stupidity said:
I am beginning to believe Ralph is genuinely convinced that a no-contest plea is actually the same thing as winning and getting off scot-free because he didn't go to jail
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He knows the reality full well, but he’ll spin it as a win until his dying day. That’s how a guy has to live when he has absolutely zero humility and REALLY cares what internet strangers think of him.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
jfc i get genuinely MATI with how much lies he tells and how his audience believes it all. there are screenshots to disprove everything he said in those tweets but nick fuentes and his retarded one digit IQ audience believes him every time. how can anyone trust a word that comes from ralphs mouth
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Tux, the sister molesting autist, was once a staunch Gunt paypig and probably still was as an ayylawg. Those are Ralph viewers.
Gezkill said:
Welped he done fucked up, hope he likes jail time when he comes back to the states.
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While Vickers was successful in getting the order. He's lost every to Gunt every time in court regarding it. He was even stupid enough to represent himself last time. Ain't shit going to happen. Ralph is legally 3-1 vs Vickers and no party follows the order.
 
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Criminal Stupidity said:
I am beginning to believe Ralph is genuinely convinced that a no-contest plea is actually the same thing as winning and getting off scot-free because he didn't go to jail and that he has now subsequently warped his pigbrain into believing that he's comp'd by the US judicial system (they're huge fans of the Killstream) and legally invincible. Oinker running his mouth is gonna have him returning to the US just to get hammered by a gavel after the beating Dan already gave him at this rate.
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It wouldn't surprise me if it were even dumber than that: he thinks he can't violate the order since he's not in the US... using a US based service...? Insert Will Smith meme here.
 
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Fannyscum said:
Getting drunk by yourself in Portugal, violating your restraining order on twitter, just Five Star Days:
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Funny how right before this, Ralph lamented how he isn't gonna hear from his lawyer since it's Memorial Day.

Plus, the texts definitely show Ralph as the initiator but he's knows his audience won't look. Nobody who reads those texts and reaches the other side doesn't become an alog.
 
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In light of recent events, this tweet has aged like a fine wine.
Semper fidelis to all are armed Ayylawgs.
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Slimy Time said:
People legitimately fall for this guy's "oh I'm a good catholic Boi" nonsense.
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He’s not Catholic and I wish people would point this out.

Unlike evangelical Christianity it takes a lot more than saying “Krist is Kang” to become a Catholic, as all of us that had to go through confirmation as teens can attest.

All he’s doing is the same empty role play pretend BS he does with any remotely admirable qualities or characteristics he wishes he possessed.

I like to point this out because Ralph is way too lazy and disingenuous to ever actually convert to Catholicism. The closest he has ever come to Christianity is recently visiting cathedrals and stealing candles. His tourist visits are the first time he’s set foot in a church since he was a child.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
But he watched the godfather with pantsu, that's basically getting confirmed.
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100% believe Ralph wants to get Rozy baptized so he can fantasize about having all the alogs murdered while it happens, just like his role model Michael Corleone.

I also believe he’s too lazy and socially awkward to bother to get Rozy baptized. Maybe he can make May’s mom do it for them, slight possibility she might actually attend mass unlike all the other LARP’ers in this pathetic dumpster fire.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
He’s not Catholic and I wish people would point this out.

Unlike evangelical Christianity it takes a lot more than saying “Krist is Kang” to become a Catholic, as all of us that had to go through confirmation as teens can attest.

All he’s doing is the same empty role play pretend BS he does with any remotely admirable qualities or characteristics he wishes he possessed.

I like to point this out because Ralph is way too lazy and disingenuous to ever actually convert to Catholicism. The closest he has ever come to Christianity is recently visiting cathedrals and stealing candles. His tourist visits are the first time he’s set foot in a church since he was a child.
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To be truly a Catholic, you have to either pursue or be active in the Seven Sacraments. I doubt that nigger is baptized, because he never did his children, nor ever even spoken once about it.

And let me dial up my optimism to over six million here; many faux-Catholics have legitimate, truthful conversions after visiting holy sites. I believe Ethan Ralph will be a better person by a day or two after the Holy Spirit touches him. And this day or two will serve as inspiration for RerollRozy and Xanderberries to be better people than his father ever was.

Ok optimism dialed back. He won't do shit lel
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I like to point this out because Ralph is way too lazy and disingenuous to ever actually convert to Catholicism. The closest he has ever come to Christianity is recently visiting cathedrals and stealing candles. His tourist visits are the first time he’s set foot in a church since he was a child.
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RandomShirtlessMan said:
And let me dial up my optimism to over six million here; many faux-Catholics have legitimate, truthful conversions after visiting holy sites. I believe Ethan Ralph will be a better person by a day or two after the Holy Spirit touches him. And this day or two will serve as inspiration for RerollRozy and Xanderberries to be better people than his father ever was.
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He literally tweeted that he prayed to God to smite his enemies, LOL.

There is no salvation for him in that route.
 
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Telemeter said:
He literally tweeted that he prayed to God to smite his enemies, LOL.

There is no salvation for him in that route.
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Ralph obviously is only interested in the angry god of the Old Testament but the Jews won’t have him.

Mackiavelli13 said:
View attachment 3338997Ralph yet again celebrating his gayops on twitter.
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Yup, definitely a guy touched by the Holy Spirit after visiting holy sites. lol. Rage, spite and pettiness are the only things that animate that fat fuck.
 
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