Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Thumb Butler]

Lmao I forgot about the closet rod. This one right?

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Didn't some kiwis point out back then that it would eventually break? Just look at it!

 

[Oxyjen]

Didn't some kiwis point out back then that it would eventually break? Just look at it!

Lmao. Yes, yes we did. It is, how you say, a metaphor.

Edit: I don’t know where the text below came from after I posted this, I didn’t type it or intentionally quote it. It’s obviously someone else’s post. Sorry whoever that is, I didn’t mean to steal your valour.

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I keep thinking about how Kevin tweeted last week that he woke up to a "juicy pussy" and how much he wished he could eat out his own Amhole. For the discharge, I'm picturing a consistency somewhere between queso and smegma.

I keep thinking about how Kevin tweeted last week that he woke up to a "juicy pussy" and how much he wished he could eat out his own Amhole. For the discharge, I'm picturing a consistency somewhere between queso and smegma.

 

[FinnSven]

There's a lot of New Age/magical thinking on the left.

I think where the left has gone off the cornice is conflating thoughts, words, and actions.

If I'm walking down the street and Rioley is heading towards me and I think, "Oh, shit! A tranny!" and I move to the other side of the street, then I am being bigoted and Rioley has the right to beat the shit out of me for a thoughtcrime.

Ask a leftist sometime:

If I am with a group of 5 white people and I say the gamer word, not directed at anyone who is present or absent, am I committing real harm?

You'll get an interesting answer, for sure.

I am sure everyone has different experiences with this, but some of the most right wing and racist people I have met have been new age/magical thinkers.

Very resentful about paying tax, government interference and while not into wholesale genocide, not keen on black, Jewish or brown (Muslim) people.

They are usually tolerant of East Asians and Indians however.

They often have a contradictory anti capitalist lip service while being tight fisted and insist on charging €£$ for worthless stones or packs of cards.

It seems like they try to give off the hippy peace and love vibe to cover what shit people they are.

I don’t think being a sound business person and valuing a service or product they sell is a shit person, but a quasi magic bullshit peddler who is the classic, “I’m not racist but…..”, is.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Lmao. Yes, yes we did. It is, how you say, a metaphor.

I keep thinking about how Kevin tweeted last week that he woke up to a "juicy pussy" and how much he wished he could eat out his own Amhole. For the discharge, I'm picturing a consistency somewhere between queso and smegma.

How ironic that the only known amhole eater, Wedge, seems to be history.

I also wonder why. Was it the amhole smell, was it the British Staph? Speak out Wedge!

 

[AfghanBlue]

How ironic that the only known amhole eater, Wedge, seems to be history.

I also wonder why. Was it the amhole smell, was it the British Staph? Speak out Wedge!

Wedge did indeed state, “he could still taste and smell it”, after a kev thirstpost-possibly the pussy eat self post..
With no positive qualifier

 

[Hitman One]

I'd assumed that Kevryn and Wedge were in more of a "ugly tranny / clown tranny prostitute" kind of relationship. Maybe Wedge upped his rates and Kevryn needs that money to go and visit the UK to eat their famous Domino's Pizza again?

 

[A Grey Cat]

That transformer collection wouldnt be so pitiful if I'd didn't belong to Kevin amhole gibes.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'd assumed that Kevryn and Wedge were in more of a "ugly tranny / clown tranny prostitute" kind of relationship. Maybe Wedge upped his rates and Kevryn needs that money to go and visit the UK to eat their famous Domino's Pizza again?

My guess is that it pissed Wedge seriously off that Kevin could afford to fly all the way to London but never once visited Wedge (as far as we know, so probably never since Kevin shares everything).

 

[Law]

Wedge if you come here and dish we'll give you a thread.
lol nope

I am sure everyone has different experiences with this, but some of the most right wing and racist people I have met have been new age/magical thinkers.

Magical thinking, superstitions and belief in the supernatural occur in both rightoid, leftoid and apolitical groups. It seems to be just something certain humans do. Some people are just predisposed to it, and most of us have some degree of vulnerability to it.
There are left-wing and right-wing cults and superstitions, just like there are left-wing and right-wing troons.
Edited to add: Kevvie and friends aren't really "left-wing". They're not really political at all, they just adopt politics for the aesthetic. He's a communist because he thinks a hammer-and-sickle patch looks cool, will signal to the other transgurls that he's one of them and will freak out the moms at Costco, not because he's read Karl Marx and wants all property to be publicly owned.

 

[AfghanBlue]

That transformer collection wouldnt be so pitiful if I'd didn't belong to Kevin amhole gibes.

it rly would

 

[FinnSven]

Wedge if you come here and dish we'll give you a thread.
lol nope

Magical thinking, superstitions and belief in the supernatural occur in both rightoid, leftoid and apolitical groups. It seems to be just something certain humans do. Some people are just predisposed to it, and most of us have some degree of vulnerability to it.
There are left-wing and right-wing cults and superstitions, just like there are left-wing and right-wing troons.
Edited to add: Kevvie and friends aren't really "left-wing". They're not really political at all, they just adopt politics for the aesthetic. He's a communist because he thinks a hammer-and-sickle patch looks cool, will signal to the other transgurls that he's one of them and will freak out the moms at Costco, not because he's read Karl Marx and wants all property to be publicly owned.

I have said before that the Tranch appears to me to be a micro-feudal situation.
With an armed elite, parasitic elements and outdoor troon-serfs kept in thrall by stories of the Devi…… Elusive Earl.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Goddamnit Kevryn, the vaguetweeting is so lame and dumb. Why even fucking tweet about something if you are going to be this vague? I guess further evidence he can't NOT tweet even when he's supposed to stfu.

Source/Archive

 

[Law]

I like how he's vague about positive life events but very detailed about his fetishes.
Classic Kevin.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So as always, we should turn to our holy books containing the Ur Theory of the Modern Lolcow: Wedge proclaimed his independence in some manner, perhaps objectively correctly, Kevin turned to his followers for confirmation of his centrality in the universe to soothe the Wedge caused pain, that of the narcissist injury. Kevin has already begun the process of learning from this, further learning the importance of Kevin in all things. Inshallah.

Yep, in the the United Church of Gibes, there is only one reaction to when a trans person with over 3,000 followers fucks up, repeats after me;

“You did nothing wrong, you are stunning and brave, everyone else is wrong ~ amen”

 

[A Grey Cat]

it rly would

Ok that's actually not ALL I wanted to say about it, i narrowed it down to just the bare bones. People should be allowed to be passionate about things they like and free to collect whatever they want. If kevin was just some random nerd on the internet who had an autistic love for the series I'd be ok with that.

That's not all there is to him though. He's a 30+ autistic troon who's ugly as fuck and mutilated himself in the pursuit of the so called "ultimate coom" While a good chunk of those toys he hoards were paid for by either the state of Colorado's taxpayer dime or begging online while claiming said money was for "living and medical expenses."

 

[Opiophile]

Spoiler: Transformers Hoard

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twitter/archive

My first thought after seeing those pics was how fun it would be to smash the shit out of all that retarded plastic crap. To see the look on Kev's face as he walks into the room that is now knee deep in his precious transformer parts....that would be divine.

Obligatory don't mess with Kevryn in real life statement. I'd never advocate for someone to actually do this, but that doesn't make it not funny to me. I'll take my tophats.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

My first thought after seeing those pics was how fun it would be to smash the shit out of all that retarded plastic crap. To see the look on Kev's face as he walks into the room that is now knee deep in his precious transformer parts....that would be divine.

Obligatory don't mess with Kevryn in real life statement. I'd never advocate for someone to actually do this, but that doesn't make it not funny to me. I'll take my tophats.

Could be a nice revenge plan for Wedge. Or yet another heinous act for @The Elusive Earl.

 

[Puddleduck]

I like how he's vague about positive life events but very detailed about his fetishes.

Do you? I don't like it at all!

 

[Old Fart]

I also think that polyamory can happen "accidentally" in groups of people with no/low standards. If you're willing to bed anyone who shows mild interest in you and you have very low expectations for a relationship, you might end up with 23 girlfriends. Add in a dash of hobosexuality for good measure.
Kevvie's Twitter love-fest is like a rat king of catfish.

That sounds like a line from Pink Floyd's lyics:
Rat king, cat-fish
Haha, charade you are

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Goddamnit Kevryn, the vaguetweeting is so lame and dumb. Why even fucking tweet about something if you are going to be this vague? I guess further evidence he can't NOT tweet even when he's supposed to stfu.

I did something today that turned out quite well. And then something that didn't. And there are a few things where I'm a bit in the middle.
Give me praise.

 

[thyme]

I can feel my eyes glaze over every time I gaze into Kevin's wall of plastic

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"that's a guest bed" rendering of said guest sleeping soundly in the transformers hoarder closet: