Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,179 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,472
Ethan is just mad he will never get to live out his fullest Son of Abraham potential and peacefully rocket strike 6 gorillion Palestinian children and eat their foreskins like Hila has, hence why he lashes out in pure kosher rage on Twitter constantly.

Also Keem has already made a DramaAlert talking about it, he jumped on that quick.
Ethan lost his son of Abraham opportunity 1989 years ago when his ancestors rejected the Messiah
 
  • Thought Slime/No Bullshit: admittedly not a very strong comparison other than both are some of the dumbest people in their respective cliques who create unoriginal videos where you know every word they are going to say without watching said video. Thought Slime will probably undergo a similar career trajectory as no one will give a shit about him, watch his videos, or even remember him once his grift dies.
I never liked Thought Slime but I did like his horror channel, in a "i disagree with your politics but you do have some interesting points in your analysis here" kind of way.

.... and then he started going hard about troon propaganda in his videos and calling himself Mildred and I couldn't even have my little bit of connection there anymore.
 
you shouldn't let conservatives have a moment of peace and quiet for the rest of their lives... that's weird that Ethan is encouraging bothering people because you don't like him, but wasn't it like a month ago he had a full meltdown on stream and was talking about dreaming about shooting people if they come near him? How quickly he can load his gun and how he literally sits up at night dreaming about it happening so he can shoot people?
Hey man it's one thing to constantly harass, stalk, scream, and assault people you don't like 24/7 for ever, it's another to know I own a house and I live in it (and don't you fucking mention phonebucks you republcunt). I'M JEWISH! THERE'S ALWAYS A HOLLOWCOST!!
 
I had a weird dream that Ethan Klein was stalking me and followed me as I was driving, he was also outside my house. He was muttering something about how he'd stab me with a itty bitty little knife to preserve the nation of Isreal.
At the end of the dream he ran into my house and stabbed me with the knife, Ethan Ralph was also there and shouted ARREST HIM, but that's a different Ethan.
I woke up before I could post about it on the dream version of kiwifarms.
 
It is true that these pairs seem to go at one another a lot but I think its because they see themselves in their "nemesis". The way I see it:
  • Vaush/Fuentes: both extremely egotistical spergs who primarily livestream and push increasingly extremist rhetoric as they become more shutoff from other people in their political tribe. Vaush's globalist anarcho-communist utopia achieved by high taxes is just as unlikely as Fuente's catboi nationalism achieved by ??? Each possess a large audience of delusional morons with their fans being unusually loyal to their chosen daddy. Both on the decline.
  • Hasan/Crowder: both are macho meathead bros who essentially just parrot the byline of their team. Both are some of the largest political streamers on their respective social media sites who have a large audience of simps.
  • Klein/Hambly: both fat spergs who have earned their fortune from low-iq retards via content that appeals to the lowest common denominator. Both now they primarily deliver braindead takes. Both have a slow delivery that lacks any sort of passion or energy.
  • Hunter/Beardson: both are midwits that shot their respective careers (or career prospects in Beardson's case) in the foot. Both now stream to tiny audiences. Both have pathetic personal lives and are effectively losers. Both suck up to their respective daddy (Vaush/Fuentes).
  • Thought Slime/No Bullshit: admittedly not a very strong comparison other than both are some of the dumbest people in their respective cliques who create unoriginal videos where you know every word they are going to say without watching said video. Thought Slime will probably undergo a similar career trajectory as no one will give a shit about him, watch his videos, or even remember him once his grift dies.
  • Hbomberguy/Sargon: This one is kind of a wash other than they are British pseuds that comment on social issues, peaked years ago, and now manage to have fairly stable grifts. Honestly Vaush/Fuentes/Sargon are a better grouping of similar spergs. As mentioned prior Hbomberguy/Razorfist is a better pairing as they are both a strong mix of vidya and politi-sperging.
If hasan and crowder had a baby, he would be the gayest juicehead to ever exist, and would keep juicing to compensate for being such a flamboyant homosexual
 
Video of said bomb threat
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:null: Full discussion. He does immediately walk it back because he realizes how fucking retarded this statement is.
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He's a kike and I advocate bombing his house and his shitty illegitimate country. Fuck the nra though, they're gun grabbling controlled opposition in favor of every gun control law to ever be proposed that didn't outright ban every gun ever.
 
Ethan is a Good Person™ and would like all the lowlifes in this thread to know that.

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And here's him having a full schizo meltdown over Abbot for the fifth time this week. Peak comedy.

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Ethan is a Good Person™ and would like all the lowlifes in this thread to know that.

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Look I really do like H3H3's content and podcast but holy shit even I can admit Ethan is a fucking retard. He constantly engages with and feeds the trolls and almost always tries to one up people with his ego. I can't believe he doesn't see how embarrassing and transparent that is.
 
Ethan is a Good Person™ and would like all the lowlifes in this thread to know that.

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Creator Clash has donated $50k twice as shown in top donations and yet his horse's shitty clothing company is "running into issues" in getting theirs to show.
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How are other groups, the largest donor being run by his own cucked buddy, not having issues whatsoever? I mean we should totally believe Ethan here as the Kleins totally don't already have a history of pocketing donation money for themselves, right?
 
The funny thing is that they might as well punish Ethan more at this point, not because they think he deserve it but because so many are pointing the hypocrisy that its becoming hard to hand wave that away. So they might actually push Ethan under the bus just so they can say "see? We punish all equally!"

They are cowards, even if Ethan does deserve just that, see their allies betray him like that to save their own hides.

I don't like Ethan as much as the next person, but free speech is still free speech.*

*unless you're right of Stalin, in that case, your free speech is automatically hate speech
 
The funny thing is that they might as well punish Ethan more at this point, not because they think he deserve it but because so many are pointing the hypocrisy that its becoming hard to hand wave that away. So they might actually push Ethan under the bus just so they can say "see? We punish all equally!"

They are cowards, even if Ethan does deserve just that, see their allies betray him like that to save their own hides.



*unless you're right of Stalin, in that case, your free speech is automatically hate speech
Only time will tell if they do. Ethan has been making it easier with his blatant stupidity lately and growingly consistent subscription losses, so it is in the realm of possibility.
 
I suppose if you see it as comeuppance for Ethan's own hypocrisy, I can understand the pushback here. All I know is that this isn't the first time an internet grifter called for the deaths of groups different from them.

I still don't know why you should be mad over Ethan though. He's really just more self-aware lefty Quartering.

Read the thread and you will see that we dont care about what Ethan said by itself. People say moronic shit like that all the time.

What people are pissed is the horrific hypocrisy that Ethan is given a very soft slap on the wrist over what was a borderline terrorist threat by the left's standards. He is at freedom to say it but people have said much much much more reasonable shit in the past (like, idk, there are two genders *gasp*) and got their entire youtube channels and twitter accounts destroyed.

We all know why that is and its disgusting to see more of the increasingly obvious political bias. THATS what is pissing us off.

Oh and Ethan is throwing the "I was only pretending to be retarded" talk, another thing that is pissing us off. He is a coward.

Also he is Ethan Klein, nuff said.
 
I still don't know why you should be mad over Ethan though. He's really just more self-aware lefty Quartering,
Read the thread and you will see that we dont care about what Ethan said by itself. People say moronic shit like that all the time.

What people are pissed is the horrific hypocrisy that Ethan is given a very soft slap on the wrist over what was a borderline terrorist threat by the left's standards. He is at freedom to say it but people have said much much much more reasonable shit in the past (like, idk, there are two genders *gasp*) and got their entire youtube channels and twitter accounts destroyed.

We all know why that is and its disgusting to see more of the increasingly obvious political bias. THATS what is pissing us off.

Oh and Ethan is throwing the "I was only pretending to be retarded" talk, another thing that is pissing us off. He is a coward.

Also he is Ethan Klein, nuff said.

You know what? Fair enough. Ill retract and delete my statement and move on.
 
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