come to the store with me & being big is expensive.... | vlog 5-30-22
Of course she's dragging the "gf" to Meijer - note that there IS NO S on the end of that, you fucking illiterate bitch. Just like there's no S on the end of Yamato, something you yourself managed to figure out after dropping god knows how much money there.
Two full minutes of her waddling around touching everything, opening scented something or other and smelling each one. Other people exist, dumbass, and we're still not clear of covid, so how about keeping your fucking hands to your self or wearing gloves over those beetus paws of yours. If you're going to use annoying stupid free music in a loop, at least learn to layer the goddamn track in properly instead of just jamming it together like you did twice.
Bonus: there's a quick view of her lifting a couple of kettlebells in front of her padded as hell sorry tits. She bangs one against her right tit and them touches where her nipple would be after setting the weights down. Not quirky. Not cute. Not your real tits, bitch.
Apparently Big Ham has never been through a car wash. She's just amazed at the technology that exists to wash and dry a car. Perhaps the "gf" could just bring Hamber here when it's time to hose her down. She could even get her undercarriage cleaned and we all know she needs it.
Rarity sighting. Playing with a cat toy. Naturally Hamber has to interrupt this oasis of good content. There's a vacuum box over where the cat was playing. How many fucking vacuums do you need? Do you not understand how to empty the dirt repository, so you just throw the entire vacuum away and get a new one when it can't store any further ick from your luxury apartment?
She's saying moment a lot in this video, probably just to piss people off. Instead, she just looks more illiterate than usual, unable to come up with any other word, or just drop the fucking thing from her speech patterns. Not everything is a "moment", you cunt. Just like every other thing, you drive it into the ground so it has zero effect.
More scratchoff lottery tickets and scratch off "art". Both equally useless. But I am looking forward to Hamber getting into scratchoffs and blowing thousands of dollars per month by dropping it into that hole and setting it on fire.
Eating a snack. Of course she is. "Spreadable brie". If she had any brains or know anything about cheese, she'd know it's rather redundant to call brie "spreadable" since it is already a soft cheese. And of course since she knows nothing about cheese, she decides to have it on some garlic naan chips. JFC. She then does her foodgasm bullshit, even though that taste combination is atrocious.
Back to the "lint bin" because the two of them are just too fucking lazy to throw the lint in the trash can, which they will have to do anyway. Or who knows, maybe it'll be the same as the vacuum: when the bin is full, just toss the bin, buy another. Simplicity, as Big Ham keeps claiming is something she loves.
No, you do not.
More reacting to herself to pad the video out to 17 minutes and change, because morons decided they want 20 minute videos from her. Know what you get? TEN MINUTES of her watching herself and claiming that everything is SO different now. Like her breathing is "nowhere near" as bad as it was then. Really? You have a hard time breathing while you speak. And your breathing when you're walking hasn't changed at all. One rewatch of you walking to the fucking tree shows that. Claims she loves to clean and doesn't have the pain while cleaning or washing dishes, etc., as she did then, and you know what, I'm just gonna make a blanket statement here and say you're full of shit, LiarLynn.
TL;DW/R: Her 500+ pound dainty hooves carry her through Meijer so she can touch everything and buy more shit she doesn't need. She's amazed by the option at a car wash. Didn't show anything she ate that day beyond a "snack" of brie spread on garlic naan, which she decided was "so good". Of course.
You also saved yourself ten minutes of her acting like her entire world has done a 180. She can skip through the apartment cleaning - in a skimpy French maid's classical outfit, no less - while unicorns dance in the background, shitting rainbows and butterflies all over the place. A flock of little blue birds sings a chorus while the heavens open and sunshine beams down, illuminating the spotless counters, floors you could eat off of, and windows so clear you could step right through them. But why would you step out of this magical fairytale?
Edit: the video has been up for what, four hours? Already 1K downvotes and not even 10K views. I've often wondered what it looks like when a YT channel is dying versus a YTer just abandoning their channel. I guess Spamber - by the way, she was "obsessed" with that SPAM dish, remember? Made it once, then we never hear of it again. Down the memory hole it goes. - I guess Spamber wants to ride this horse right into the grave. Maybe we should work up the odds of her dying before her channel completely dies. Hmm.
