Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Does she have a wart on her finger or is that a blister?

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come to the store with me & being big is expensive.... | vlog 5-30-22​

Of course she's dragging the "gf" to Meijer - note that there IS NO S on the end of that, you fucking illiterate bitch. Just like there's no S on the end of Yamato, something you yourself managed to figure out after dropping god knows how much money there.

Two full minutes of her waddling around touching everything, opening scented something or other and smelling each one. Other people exist, dumbass, and we're still not clear of covid, so how about keeping your fucking hands to your self or wearing gloves over those beetus paws of yours. If you're going to use annoying stupid free music in a loop, at least learn to layer the goddamn track in properly instead of just jamming it together like you did twice.

Bonus: there's a quick view of her lifting a couple of kettlebells in front of her padded as hell sorry tits. She bangs one against her right tit and them touches where her nipple would be after setting the weights down. Not quirky. Not cute. Not your real tits, bitch.

Apparently Big Ham has never been through a car wash. She's just amazed at the technology that exists to wash and dry a car. Perhaps the "gf" could just bring Hamber here when it's time to hose her down. She could even get her undercarriage cleaned and we all know she needs it.

Rarity sighting. Playing with a cat toy. Naturally Hamber has to interrupt this oasis of good content. There's a vacuum box over where the cat was playing. How many fucking vacuums do you need? Do you not understand how to empty the dirt repository, so you just throw the entire vacuum away and get a new one when it can't store any further ick from your luxury apartment?

She's saying moment a lot in this video, probably just to piss people off. Instead, she just looks more illiterate than usual, unable to come up with any other word, or just drop the fucking thing from her speech patterns. Not everything is a "moment", you cunt. Just like every other thing, you drive it into the ground so it has zero effect.

More scratchoff lottery tickets and scratch off "art". Both equally useless. But I am looking forward to Hamber getting into scratchoffs and blowing thousands of dollars per month by dropping it into that hole and setting it on fire.

Eating a snack. Of course she is. "Spreadable brie". If she had any brains or know anything about cheese, she'd know it's rather redundant to call brie "spreadable" since it is already a soft cheese. And of course since she knows nothing about cheese, she decides to have it on some garlic naan chips. JFC. She then does her foodgasm bullshit, even though that taste combination is atrocious.

Back to the "lint bin" because the two of them are just too fucking lazy to throw the lint in the trash can, which they will have to do anyway. Or who knows, maybe it'll be the same as the vacuum: when the bin is full, just toss the bin, buy another. Simplicity, as Big Ham keeps claiming is something she loves.

No, you do not.

More reacting to herself to pad the video out to 17 minutes and change, because morons decided they want 20 minute videos from her. Know what you get? TEN MINUTES of her watching herself and claiming that everything is SO different now. Like her breathing is "nowhere near" as bad as it was then. Really? You have a hard time breathing while you speak. And your breathing when you're walking hasn't changed at all. One rewatch of you walking to the fucking tree shows that. Claims she loves to clean and doesn't have the pain while cleaning or washing dishes, etc., as she did then, and you know what, I'm just gonna make a blanket statement here and say you're full of shit, LiarLynn.

TL;DW/R: Her 500+ pound dainty hooves carry her through Meijer so she can touch everything and buy more shit she doesn't need. She's amazed by the option at a car wash. Didn't show anything she ate that day beyond a "snack" of brie spread on garlic naan, which she decided was "so good". Of course.

You also saved yourself ten minutes of her acting like her entire world has done a 180. She can skip through the apartment cleaning - in a skimpy French maid's classical outfit, no less - while unicorns dance in the background, shitting rainbows and butterflies all over the place. A flock of little blue birds sings a chorus while the heavens open and sunshine beams down, illuminating the spotless counters, floors you could eat off of, and windows so clear you could step right through them. But why would you step out of this magical fairytale?

Edit: the video has been up for what, four hours? Already 1K downvotes and not even 10K views. I've often wondered what it looks like when a YT channel is dying versus a YTer just abandoning their channel. I guess Spamber - by the way, she was "obsessed" with that SPAM dish, remember? Made it once, then we never hear of it again. Down the memory hole it goes. - I guess Spamber wants to ride this horse right into the grave. Maybe we should work up the odds of her dying before her channel completely dies. Hmm.
 
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Throughout the May 30th vlog, she walks around and picks up weights (at 0:55) to prove to the haydurs that she is still super mobile.
However, I suspect that her scooter is not too far behind her so that she can take a break between standing up for the vlog.
When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )

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A little bit of a deja vu moment when caretaker Destiny had to check out for Amber when she was rolling around in her Walmart scooter.
Notice the angle is similar, and both caretakers had to check out for her because she was in her scooter and cannot stand up to properly check out.
So much for the 100 days walkeen challenge.

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Throughout the May 30th vlog, she walks around and picks up weights (at 0:55) to prove to the haydurs that she is still super mobile.
However, I suspect that her scooter is not too far behind her so that she can take a break between standing up for the vlog.
When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )

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A little bit of a deja vu moment when caretaker Destiny had to check out for Amber when she was rolling around in her Walmart scooter.
Notice the angle is similar, and both caretakers had to check out for her because she was in her scooter and cannot stand up to properly check out.
So much for the 100 days walkeen challenge.

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i think i can spot the Scooter infront of Wipeys Hand...Reflection of the Handles in the first Picture..=)
I knew she would never push through her shoping by Foot...
 
Throughout the May 30th vlog, she walks around and picks up weights (at 0:55) to prove to the haydurs that she is still super mobile.
However, I suspect that her scooter is not too far behind her so that she can take a break between standing up for the vlog.
When Jade is checking out, Amber holds the camera at a very awkward low angle. I know that Amber is short, but she is clearly sitting down (at 1:48 )

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A little bit of a deja vu moment when caretaker Destiny had to check out for Amber when she was rolling around in her Walmart scooter.
Notice the angle is similar, and both caretakers had to check out for her because she was in her scooter and cannot stand up to properly check out.
Fatty busted again. Don't worry gorls, she'll be trying to think something up where we are all wrong and she was not in a scooter.
As for this content she is putting out, it's like she is trying to sink her own channel. The bits people hate the most, she takes great delight in doing more of. Case in point, those shitty art cards.
I think if her channel carries on like this, by 18th November - her 9 year anniversary - she'll either have to be working (will never happen), or on some kind of handout.
Don't be shooketh if sooner rather than later she starts uploading every day. She will hate all that effort, but will need the money.
By the end of the year, I'm hopeful she'll be on benefits and Wipey will have done a runner. Love that for her.
 

(can't upload it for some reason)

Highlights:
  • Eric & Ricky sighting
  • Amber steals all the appetizers in the to-go boxes
  • Jade gets Amber a scratch ticket which triggers her childhood memories of her dad's "lawnmower shop" where he used to do drugs in the back room because the crackheads covered the walls in scratchoffs
  • She might start a scratch off ticket series
  • She shows her Tellonym page
    • Some chick named Jen sent her an iMessage (possibly LifeByJen)
  • She hates when people passive-aggressively slam things like dishes, cabinets, and car doors
    • This could be directed at any number of her former housemates
Is she just trying to recreate her CF thumbnail because she can't get that orange chicken, my god.
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Edit: Pictures side by side in separate files instead of just one photo.
 
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''We're entering the tunnel, *obnoxious giggle* inside joke'.'
What? Jesus Christ. Sounds like a super funny joke, they're such a cute couple guys! With all their forced giggling and totally hilarious inside jokes!

''I LIKE SIMPLISTIC!"
Your entire life/attitude/wardrobe/existence implies otherwise you bellend, you like everything tacky and anything OTT.
She can't even be bothered to troll creatively, she thinks blurting out ''moment'' constantly and touching shit in stores will get her thousands of hate views. That's not how it works you obese retard. You're boring. The only reason people hate-watch anymore is to witness your downfall in real time. It's been a long time coming.

She's particular about what she buys? She bought a fucking item of clothing without even reading the full description, you're not very particular if you order skirts instead of dresses because you're not paying attention. Nevermind the incessant purchasing of clothes that are too small for her.

She's still trying to convince people that she has no pain or breathing issues when supposedly charging around her flat cleaning things? Sure. That makes sense given your MASSIVE weightloss. What a healthy KuhWeen.
SmugLynn loving herself is the worst. Reacting to your old videos when you haven't changed is pointless and self masturbatory.
 
Is she just trying to recreate her CF thumbnail because she can't get that orange chicken, my god.

Edit: Pictures side by side in separate files instead of just one photo.
You can't explain the newer image any other way than being for a feeder audience. Her tongue, poking out of her freakishly huge head yet small face, ready to receive God's bountiful carbohydrates.
 
A few things about that "Look at me, I'm walking in Meijer!" video.

One, nice catch @Happy Bitch - the handles at the bottom of that reflection. Great eye. I knew her performative Joaquin was too good to be true for all the time she was roaming around, fondling things, but had nothing to back it up.

Two, her "inside joke" shit I rank (in general) up there with her "obsessions". They really aren't, or they're just stupid catchphrases that everyone uses ("bro) and she's just too fucking stupid to understand what an inside joke actually is.

Three, her acanthosis nigricans. In the video, she calls the "gf" over because she sees how dark her knuckles are, makes the "gf" reassure her that they don't look as terrible as they look, which of course the "gf" dutifully does. Don't piss off your dwindling ATM and all that. But look here, Fatty, most people are not telling you your hands are dirty. They're pointing out that you're letting diabetes rage through your body unchecked, and that is why you look like you look, why your knuckles look the way they do, why your wounds do not heal in anything approaching a normal amount of time, and why you're heading for amputations. Take a look at this.

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Look at this gorl, graduating to the next level! I always figured she'd lose some toes or a foot first, but her fingertips may actually be the first to go**. Those "Portuguese" knuckles, the neck, and now her fingertips - this is exactly why she will never get her labs done. She'll treat it just like her nonstop bleeding from her dainty period hole: not get checked until it's far too late. That lack of circulation to smaller appendages cannot be reversed past a certain point, and not without serious effort, so we know she surely will not be working on that. I'm looking forward to the Gangrene Era, and I really hope she'll have the "gf" film it after each successive round of lopping off. If this is her master plan to eventually lose the weight and revive her channel for awhile, well done, 4-D chess playing Lynn, well done indeed.

**Without seeing her feet or layyygs.
 
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First of the month tomorrow. I wonder if we will get a weigh-in? On 1st January this year, Fatty weighed 504.6 pounds.
After 5 full months of 'actively losing weight', will better support than she's ever had in her life, result in a dramatic drop in her elbees?
She started with her 100 days of weighing-in and thought she could lose 60 pounds, but decided to 'play it safe' and promised to only lose 50 pounds.
She was looking to weigh 350 pounds by the end of this year.

As for her 100 days to build-up to walk ONE fucking mile, we know she's roughly a month behind on her uploads, so she must be at least over 50 days in, by now. I wonder how her stamina has 'improved'?
I'm hoping that after the 100 days, she does a live 'walk a mile with me', where we get to see her progress in real-time.

I think we all need to know how she's doeeen... Has anyone asked her how she's dooeeen?
 
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