When this show ends:
Random nobody: What are you going to do now Reva?
Reva: Reva was the name given to me by the order, Reva is dead.
Random nobody: What do we call you then?
Reva: Call me... Mara Jade.
*Rising blackwash music*
Im going to throw the biggest temper tantrum in god damn existence if that happens
Sometimes I wish there was a time machine so I can warm people back in 2012 that Disney buying Lucasfilm was a retarded idea.
Bring some footage of the sequel trilogy to all the prequel haters and make them realise
"You think THATS bad? Spoiled fuckers, is what you all are! Take a look at this!"
Disney destroyed Star Wars by buying it. They were putting out low quality products from day one but it took until TLJ for the fans to actually notice. By then it was far too late. All they had to do was ruin Luke.
The Sequel Trilogy had a LOT and I do mean ALOT of benefit of the doubt. TFA was bad looking back but considering what they setup, they could have bounced back from it by having Luke and what he is up to be the center focus while the new characters help out. We thought we would see grandmaster Luke on a mission so secret and important that he had to isolate himself from everyone, including his friends as a consequence, so he wouldnt be followed. We assumed the map was there because Luke still wanted to be found somewhat but only by someone worthy...kind of leaving the force to decide on that one.
I legit said "That 'Jedi must end' talk is trailer bait. They are taking it out of context so we think Luke gave up" because that IS something trailers do a lot of times. Jake Skywalker just didnt make any sense even WITHIN the sequel trilogy's context.
TLJ was the evidence truly that Disney did NOT have a plan and that they werent just playing with their cards near their chest to surprise us, no, they truly had NOTHING.
It was the water bucket to makes us wake up that this shit truly wasnt improving and it was all downhill from here. The prequels had issues but none of them were this destructive to the brand's integrity.
It still made a billion too goddamn much.
I saw most normies being like "well...TLJ was shit but might as well see how they end this."
They felt kind of "forced" to see how it ended at the very least as the last thing they would pay for star wars related (then the Mandolorian happened...)
It's mainly the back-end employees who eat shit, given writers and the CGI slaves are funneled out to the cheapest retard out there. Ideally one that takes coupons as payments. After them, it'd be investors who will likely eat shit, since from what I see it works like this:
1. Blow the money that the investors gave you into incompetent and lazy retarded shit using the cheapest shit possible
2. Bribe the media with the money they gave you for the ads they pay for to defend your lazy retarded shit.
3. Use crayon eating retards like MovieBlob and other consoomers as free publicity and CorpSec
3a. Insert a gay into the work, because Gays are the most retarded consoomer of all. They will literally fling money at rainbow colored shit because they are that insecure.
4. Expect and hope that retards pay for your shit to consoom to provide liquidity that you don't actually have due to you ignoring realpeople economy.
5. Insult the audience if they do not save your shitty and retarded project; ensure you take on debt to make a part 2 or a second season to save face and spite them.
5b. Try to figure out how to abuse the rights you own as a company to make retarded scam shit to keep your scam going.
6. Take on debt and use internal assets like royalties and sales of merchandise to stem the bloodloss.
7. Lie to investors using cooked audits to pretend you aren't eating shit.
8. Keep cranking out enough shit at once to make the moocows not panic and pull.
I legit believe that modern entertainment is currently working on Ponzi Scheme Logic to prevent their instant bankruptcy.
You are also forgetting how these mega corporations no doubt have less than legal "earning" methods and connections among the highest levels of power that can make certain expenses "go away" with the correct propaganda being displayed. Wink wink.
It's either that or Nerf guns like the sequels
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Hey, dont underestimate their deadly power
I am still a bit groggy from a nap I took but ths came to me as I was waking.
The original trilogy, movie-wise, had only Obi and Yoda as the last Jedi.
As time marched on more stories came about that there were more, and more, and more jedi survivors.
The last few years just keep adding to the survivor count.
So in the end, we have a secretive group that follows a religion which elevates them above others, and while they present themselves as the voice of reason they have their fingers in the military, government and economies. They have no qualms on "advising" military action and even send their own operatives in clandestine missions to deal with problems and break laws in order to achieve their goals.
This group was eventually targeted by the government, and the story presented (by the jedi) is that they were exterminated, yet evidence continues to present itself that the "extermination" was wildly exaggerated.
Am I getting this right?
#Order66wasaninsidejob
Oh my god, they actually used that stupid Rouge One trailer line in their shitty pandering tweet.
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God, they are a cringe machine, they will make my face implode at this rate...
RESIST WHAT, YOU MANIACS?! YOU ARE JUST THROWING WORDS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Jesus Christ...
>We resist
Yeah, didn't Sheev win at the end though?
He was killed the way he wanted so we can assume that he was able to essencee transfer into Rey and at least part of him will now always live on through her, probably growing more and more until he takes over completely.
Bad End (through mediocre idiotic writing)
to top it off this just further confirms that Disney wants to take Star Wars down the freaking Muppet Babies route.
"It just keeps getting worse and worse, always"
The 2020's in a nutshell
On the bright side at least Tales of the Jedi isn't getting the Filoni treatment, on the dark side we get another fucking Filoni Wars spinoff that shamelessly steals the name of a better property it has nothing to do with while revolving around Baby Ahsoka who by this point now has more screentime and galactic prominence than all the Skywalkers combined, and to top it off this just further confirms that Disney wants to take Star Wars down the freaking Muppet Babies route.
Only thing worse is exploring a rarely touched upon period of Qui-Gon's life and having nu-lucasfilm and Filoni handle it.
Oh great... Even more Dad Batch filler with gay ass Cody redemption arc because Filoni can't let this "clones did nuffin wrong" bullshit go. The comments section for both of these spinoffs is pretty much the same rinse and repeat responses from the same gaggle of star wars avis who will say how angry they are one minute but then say how happy they are to keep chugging shit simply because Filoni crap was their introduction to the franchise or their only long term investment into it because they were too lazy to play non-lego sw games or pick up a fucking comic.
In other news, there was a Q&A at SW Celebration and as expected, the new disney wars authors still have zero respect for anything that's not from the sequels or Disney/Filoni-originals.
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Are they forgetting Lando was one of the people responsible for destroying Death Star 2?
He was literally dealt the most important blow to the Empire and the rebels would have lost without him.
I love how they gotta put the black men of old down so they can pretend they are pushing the blackies of new as this progressive thing when it has been done years ago.
Fuck these people
