Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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JohnnyText said:
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Lol, I wish this was real...
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BigDuckEnergy said:
I can't find it now but someone posted Dick talking about it on his bonus episode somewhere...and he actually makes a fair point in his inane ramblings.

The point was that Cog was talking about going to Portugal and beating up Ralph in a stream and then went to Portugal and Ralph got beat up, what was Ralph supposed to think.

Giving it some thought, Ralph could have an argument that the assumption was that a threat was made and was going to be carried out on him so him attacking first could still be considered self defense for Ralph.

Doesn't really matter though as European police do not give a shit about 2 foreign retards having a punch up in their streets.
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Thanks for telling me I'm going to hate this months bonus ep.
 
Idiot Doom Spiral said:
Sorry, regardless of Ethan’s status as arch-cunt of biblical proportions, there’s no real joy in watching even him receiving such an overwhelmingly one-sided tolchoking.

If he had put up a fight or even landed a few himself before getting put on his back then it would have been funny. This was just unpleasant.

Looks like that podcast with Chrissie Mayr was the least bruising thing he suffered in the preceding 7 days. Echoing the sentiments of a few others here, I struggle to believe someone can be this level of lolcow pioneer. He’s breaking all kinds of thermodynamics laws about lol efficiency cycles and sheer output of self-ownage.
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I am afraid I must disagree.

Ralph was unaware of the presence of Dan at first, because I am 100% certain he would have thought twice about approaching Cog, if he knew there was another guy there.
While this sounds sensible on the surface, it’s most likely that Ralph thought he could bully or at least take Cog physically because of previous behavior towards him.
He would not have picked on Cog in the first place if he thought Cog might be able to beat him up. Even online.

It’s funnier that Ralph was beaten so easily on camera because it shows how fat, unfit, pathetic and cowardly he is.
 
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BigDuckEnergy said:
I can't find it now but someone posted Dick talking about it on his bonus episode somewhere...and he actually makes a fair point in his inane ramblings.

The point was that Cog was talking about going to Portugal and beating up Ralph in a stream and then went to Portugal and Ralph got beat up, what was Ralph supposed to think.

Giving it some thought, Ralph could have an argument that the assumption was that a threat was made and was going to be carried out on him so him attacking first could still be considered self defense for Ralph.

Doesn't really matter though as European police do not give a shit about 2 foreign retards having a punch up in their streets.
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Ralph ruins that defense by tweeting back at them to come find him. It was mutual combat, Cog said he's going to come beat Ralph up, Ralph says do it faggot, Cog finds him, Ralph instigates. They both had two interactions that escalated the situation, and as far as I'm concerned they are both equally responsible for the fight happening.

Ralph is just coping cause he lost it so hard, and we saw how weak and scared he is. He should never live that picture in my avatar down. That is the Rage Hog when shit gets real.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
Ralph ruins that defense by tweeting back at them to come find him. It was mutual combat, Cog said he's going to come beat Ralph up, Ralph says do it faggot, Cog finds him, Ralph instigates. They both had two interactions that escalated the situation, and as far as I'm concerned they are both equally responsible for the fight happening.

Ralph is just coping cause he lost it so hard, and we saw how weak and scared he is. He should never live that picture in my avatar down. That is the Rage Hog when shit gets real.
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Isn't this coming from the same guy who laughed at the whole "Boogie shooting at people" situation?
 
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