Mackiavelli13
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Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder
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HotdogWater
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Is this confirmed? Did he mention meeting up with a fan in Madrid?
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Your thinking like your not A convicted felon.
Ralph is A felon so the whole of Europe is not open to him like it would be for you or I.
Ralph said May told him to go, not sure if she thinks Spanish drug cartels operate there and hoping to have Ralph peacefully sunsettee or what, now there’s apparently a female fan? No idea, part of me thinks someone may be leading him on a Chris Chan tier wild goose chase for a boyfriend free girl.
I know I know I know…. I’m not supposed to be surprised by anything Ralph does but I am honestly amazed he would talk to a pious person like that. He responded to what seems like a very genuine person who explains to ralph that that’s not how God works but explain to ralph how God can help him. Ralph responds the same way he would if somebody told him his mom died because his Gunt flap crushed her dialysis machine.
Another thing that surprises me is that whenever I see clips of ralph‘s show, recently all of the TTS are either making fun of him or hyper religious people saying that everyone around him is a “demon“ or that he should go to church. I always got the feeling that his biggest pay pigs are Christians.
Also I love that Ralph is such a Lolcow that he can’t even admit to doing anything wrong to God of all people.
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I think it's as simple as. May only has enough energy as it takes to keep one infant alive.
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One is a cute elephant, the other is a repugnant rapey rage pig.
ZeDarkKnight
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That's just not believable man. The skinny body, the catboy dressed in that...
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Closer?
Edit: I looked at this post again and the Chris comparison was too close to not add.
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Ya'll need to embrace stinky monke
Closer?
Edit: I looked at this post again and the Chris comparison was too close to not add.
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This is just pathetic. Someone explains a genuine christian ethic to ralph and he verbally shits on them.
Ralph - You are the caricature of fake christians. You use faith in god like a politician, as a tool. In almost all conceivable ways, you are a parasite. Repent.
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He's in Portugal which means he has already successfully entered the Schengen Zone thus he is legally entitled to go anywhere that's blue on this map.
Though he can only do it until November, starting November 2022 the Schengen Zone will force you to submit to criminal background checks before entering.
I have an Egyptian friend who entered the Czech Republic on a 14 day Tourist visa then immediately b-lined for Amsterdam, Paris and Spain eventhough she was only supposed to be visiting prague.
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Chris Chan in that pic is a Chad compared to the pallid fleshsack of Ralph’s torso. Frightening.
Closer?
Edit: I looked at this post again and the Chris comparison was too close to not add.
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Ralph isn't half the man, or even a quarter of the woman, that Chris is.
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You know, in canada the Portuguese are called pork chops.
6MillionCoofs
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He’s going to get there and the Devil is going to go to God rightfully pissed off.
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I wonder if there's a spit in hell waiting for him. Maybe Hank Hill hooked it up with propane, so it'll be a nice clean flame.
Mackiavelli13
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1529666747132956673?s=20&t=sHmUbn4_MeZDxNKj19wSAQ Delusion is so strong in this little piglet it's almost like Chris benoit took over his brain.
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BigDuckEnergy
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I can't find it now but someone posted Dick talking about it on his bonus episode somewhere...and he actually makes a fair point in his inane ramblings.
The point was that Cog was talking about going to Portugal and beating up Ralph in a stream and then went to Portugal and Ralph got beat up, what was Ralph supposed to think.
Giving it some thought, Ralph could have an argument that the assumption was that a threat was made and was going to be carried out on him so him attacking first could still be considered self defense for Ralph.
Doesn't really matter though as European police do not give a shit about 2 foreign retards having a punch up in their streets.
The point was that Cog was talking about going to Portugal and beating up Ralph in a stream and then went to Portugal and Ralph got beat up, what was Ralph supposed to think.
Giving it some thought, Ralph could have an argument that the assumption was that a threat was made and was going to be carried out on him so him attacking first could still be considered self defense for Ralph.
Doesn't really matter though as European police do not give a shit about 2 foreign retards having a punch up in their streets.
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Ralph also threatens to kill people on the reg and told Cog to come get’em (then tries to waddle away). Ralph is just a fat, weak cry baby.
It’s amazing he didn’t file a report on the guys that beat him to an inch of his life and rearranged his face, and said to do so was a pussy move, but thinks Interpol needs to hunt down two guys who shoved him on his fat ass and laughed.
Cog and Dan can just keep doing a victory lap forever because the only repercussions they face are donations raining down. If Ralph wants justice he will need to fly to Dan’s pub and kick his ass like a real tough guy which Ralph claims to be.
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Never mind Ralph vs Warski, I’d actually pay good money to see Ralph walk into a Birmingham boozer and try to kick off.