Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Takayuki Yagami]

Possibly the funniest thing to come from this entire experience was me showing my coworker the fight vid yesterday and then trying to speedrun explaining Ralph to him. His exact words were "this can't be a real person, right?".

A friend of mine who isn’t really on the internet routinely asks if this shit is fake when I give another guy that follows dsp updates on the ragepig.

 

[MySonDavid]

All things considered , he is not just a-loggin , ralph is the man that exposed her daughter and her intimacy, essentialy groomed her . Fill her head with bullshit . Impregnated her and then tried to convince her of having an abortion an then being a fucking deadbeat father.
Tbh I think posting some tweets making fun of ralph is really inoffensive with all the stuff he did . Some other people would have personally beat his ass or straight up kill him.

Vickers' retardation has nothing to do with how 'offensive' or 'mean' he is to Ralph through tweets. His grandson has a kiwifarms thread. His daughter got gunted in the first place because she thirsted for attention and fame on the internet. Now we see where that thirst for attention and e-fame came from. It came from papa. If Matt Vickers weren't a retard he would shut the fuck up and do whatever he could to ensure a quiet, peaceful, stable life for his daughter and grandchild instead of going on twitter and antagonizing the person he filed a restraining order against. As far as Matt is concerned, his daughter getting cummed in by a z-list e-celeb on camera was one of the greatest things that ever happened to him in his entire life. This is why Matt is a retard.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

If we are doing Ralphy and The Bible:

James 1:26, NLT If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless.

Psalm 34:13, ESV Keep your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking deceit.

Ephesians 4:29, ESV Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.

Colossians 4:6, ESV Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer each person.

Proverbs 29:11 ESV / 3 helpful votes​

A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back.

and many more....

 

[Got Milk!]

I think he might be a sorcerer, too.

I actually referred to Ralph earlier in the thread as a summoner/conjurer.... Of bullshit, but still.

@Symalsa said: (sorry don't know how to quote into an edit)

Why does Ralph keep buying these purses? If he has extra shit to carry around he could easily get a small backpack. Ffs a Fanny Pack looks less gay.

He literally has to. A small backpack does not easily come on and off a man of that carriage. Ralph doesn't want a miniature, breath consuming battle every single time he needs something.

Anything in a fanny pack would be crushed and/or inaccessible unless he strapped it by his belly button (aka on top of his gunt) Good luck finding one with a 6 foot strap.

The purse is a necessity at this point. He can sling it at the smallest possible angle so he doesn't need an enormous strap, it doesn't inhibit movement like the other 2 and he has easy access to his things.

 

[Polyboros2]

Why does Ralph keep buying these purses? If he has extra shit to carry around he could easily get a small backpack. Ffs a Fanny Pack looks less gay.

What’s he carrying that he needs a small bag? Cigars? They make decent hard cases for holding cigars that would fit in most pockets.

I’m seriously asking. Has anyone seen what’s stashed in his purse? When his purse got stolen last time I don’t remember him mentioning anything valuable he lost as a result.

He's too fat to use his shorts pocket.

 

[jspit2.0]

I hope each country Ralph travels to. Someone beats his ass.

Some people collect mugs or tattoos.

Vickers' retardation has nothing to do with how 'offensive' or 'mean' he is to Ralph through tweets. His grandson has a kiwifarms thread. His daughter got gunted in the first place because she thirsted for attention and fame on the internet. Now we see where that thirst for attention and e-fame came from. It came from papa. If Matt Vickers weren't a retard he would shut the fuck up and do whatever he could to ensure a quiet, peaceful, stable life for his daughter and grandchild instead of going on twitter and antagonizing the person he filed a restraining order against. As far as Matt is concerned, his daughter getting cummed in by a z-list e-celeb on camera was one of the greatest things that ever happened to him in his entire life. This is why Matt is a retard.

I actually hate how demon baby one is more or less fucked lifewise.

The Gunt on the left and Faith and Matt on the right. How the hell do you process that as a little kid and not either turn into a tranny or a Fuentes level fag.

 

[Under Arrest]

Why does Ralph keep buying these purses? What’s he carrying that he needs a small bag? Cigars?

Cigars, his cellphone, wallet & passport, a small jar of Faith's ass butter, and a personally-autographed pocket-sized photo of his Bowling Trophy.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I actually referred to Ralph earlier in the thread as a summoner/conjurer.... Of bullshit, but still.

@Symalsa said: (sorry don't know how to quote into an edit)


He literally has to. A small backpack does not easily come on and off a man of that carriage. Ralph doesn't want a miniature, breath consuming battle every single time he needs something.

Anything in a fanny pack would be crushed and/or inaccessible unless he strapped it by his belly button (aka on top of his gunt) Good luck finding one with a 6 foot strap.

The purse is a necessity at this point. He can sling it at the smallest possible angle so he doesn't need an enormous strap, it doesn't inhibit movement like the other 2 and he has easy access to his things.

It would be infinitely less gay if he just got a satchel.

 

[Pork Packer]

It would be infinitely less gay if he just got a satchel.

Nigga ralph would be infinitely less gay if he bent over and allowed Ru Paul to take his shart-funnel by force compared to the shit he does on the daily

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nigga ralph would be infinitely less gay if he bent over and allowed Ru Paul to take his shart-funnel by force compared to the shit he does on the daily

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[Got Milk!]

It would be infinitely less gay if he just got a satchel.

I'm with you on that. Hell, I'm surprised he hasn't started with a briefcase or something that he thinks makes him look cool and tough. I was just trying to explain why a backpack or fanny pack wouldn't physically work

 

[DewsLit]

You are the embodiment of the sin of pride Ralph.

To be honest, he embodies all of the seven deadly sins.
Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride is what Ralph is made of.
Fucking hilarious that he pretends to be a Christian.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Some people collect mugs or tattoos.

Ralph like a battered wife or a gay man having sex with a closeted man collects beatings.

 

[Westfalia]

This dude really is spending the holiday to ring in the summer alone, away from both his children (one just had his first birthday) and his forever fiance he loves so much?
What a fucking deadbeat piece of shit. Unreal

 

[Buel19]

This dude really is spending the holiday to ring in the summer alone, away from both his children (one just had his first birthday) and his forever fiance he loves so much?
What a fucking deadbeat piece of shit. Unreal

Didn't you hear? He's Don Draper. Just a foot shorter, 200 pounds heavier and a dick a quarter of the size.

 

[dreamwebz]

"Ethan Ralph won because he had the stronger will to keep fighting". The absolute guntguard cope.

OK, then what is YOUR take on mky biz video?
doesn't he have a point?

 

[FinnSven]

Didn't you hear? He's Don Draper. Just a foot shorter, 200 pounds heavier and a dick a quarter of the size.

Don Draper never carried a purse.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Sorry, regardless of Ethan’s status as arch-cunt of biblical proportions, there’s no real joy in watching even him receiving such an overwhelmingly one-sided tolchoking.

If he had put up a fight or even landed a few himself before getting put on his back then it would have been funny. This was just unpleasant.

Looks like that podcast with Chrissie Mayr was the least bruising thing he suffered in the preceding 7 days. Echoing the sentiments of a few others here, I struggle to believe someone can be this level of lolcow pioneer. He’s breaking all kinds of thermodynamics laws about lol efficiency cycles and sheer output of self-ownage.

 

[JohnnyText]

In Psalms there are several prayers where David asked God for help against his enemies. The difference here is that David was humble, even after his affair with Bathsheba and having her husband Uriah killed on the front lines, God humbled David by killing his first born son. The difference between David doing it and Ralph doing it is humbleness. Ralph is prideful and no matter how many opportunities there are to humble him, he doesn't learn. I'm no catholic, but I do know that according to the seven deadly sins pride is the worst sin, because that was the sin of Lucifer. But I don't believe any sin to God is better or worse it is all sin.

Come on now, he's got every one of the 7 deadly sins, and has zero of the 7 cardinal virtues.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

One thing I dont get. Why Madrid? Aint Amsterdam still the wigger valhalla?