Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Sorry, regardless of Ethan’s status as arch-cunt of biblical proportions, there’s no real joy in watching even him receiving such an overwhelmingly one-sided tolchoking.

If he had put up a fight or even landed a few himself before getting put on his back then it would have been funny. This was just unpleasant.

Looks like that podcast with Chrissie Mayr was the least bruising thing he suffered in the preceding 7 days. Echoing the sentiments of a few others here, I struggle to believe someone can be this level of lolcow pioneer. He’s breaking all kinds of thermodynamics laws about lol efficiency cycles and sheer output of self-ownage.
He never should’ve attended CWC’s arrest. He clearly caught some kind of mad lolcow disease as a result.. or it exacerbated whatever cowness he already possessed.

Peak Nietzschean abyss and monsters-moment.
 
Echoing the sentiments of a few others here, I struggle to believe someone can be this level of lolcow pioneer. He’s breaking all kinds of thermodynamics laws about lol efficiency cycles and sheer output of self-ownage.
I've seen people do a lot of dumb shit both online and offline. I have never seen this amount of fucking up in such a short time span.

Ethan, all you had to do was keep booking guests, not alienate Zidan and Gator, and sit there raking in donos. Zidan was responsible for the Boulder Stream, not you. Then you eclipsed that with the Pillstream and subsequent retardedness.
 
He never should’ve attended CWC’s arrest. He clearly caught some kind of mad lolcow disease as a result.. or it exacerbated whatever cowness he already possessed.

Peak Nietzschean abyss and monsters-moment.

I've been hitting the Oxygen pretty hard today but what if "lowcowdom" is a sentient being like that Denzel Washington movie. The being knowing it had squoze the last bit of milk before Chris went to prison inhabitated The Gunt and is now accelerating his downfall until he posseses someone else
 
One thing I dont get. Why Madrid? Aint Amsterdam still the wigger valhalla?
A quick search reveals Lisbon to Madrid is $50 and Lisbon to Amsterdam is $200. I'm going with that. Also, a big part of that lore was weed being legal and accessible. That's not a big deal here plus Ralph is way past weed doing anything. On a final note, Dutch whores being regulated probably makes them substantially more expensive than Portuguese street whores.
 
Alcoholism.

The hundreds of thousands of documented autopsies of alcoholics just here in the United States showed a meaningful decrease in brain volume and density, this was even confirmed in living alcoholics via brain imaging and volumetric analysis.

This creates a kind of global impairment that impacts everything from the visuospatial to basic problem solving. What Ralph is actually experiencing is going to be significantly distorted and because memory function goes out the window when it comes to alcohol, his understanding of events is severely compromised.

This doesn’t just kick in when he is intoxicated, it persists when he is sober too and would require months of abstinence to regain what was lost.
Here’s the thing; he isn’t ‘sober‘ when not drinking. An alcoholic still has a compromised brain that relies on inebriation for its ‘normal’ idea of functioning to experience the world and that process lasts for up to a year of sober living until their brain returns to something like what a non-alcoholic brain functions like in terms of living on dopamine and electrochemical functioning if I recall what I read is correct. Not and expert btw. Also yes permanent damage can be done and other drug use can mean all kinds of cognitive and psychosis like hallucinations and hearing things. So great job gunt way to become a psycho.
 
So I have been watching Sunrise Productions' compilation of Ralph's cope stream about the scuffle and a thought occured to me.
"Civilized" society is so cucked. Using violence when settling personal beefs is looked down on because for some reason society collectively has been brainwashed into the mentality that it's barbaric and the state should take care of it. Like Ralph is coping by listing how this is a premeditated assault and how illegal all of this is and he isn't an outlier who thinks like this.
People are afraid to squash their beefs by hitting each other in the mouths because they are afraid of the police and therefore they try to hold themselves to a "moral" code that some chucklefuck wrote in a fancy building.
I say fuck that! You have someone literally crossing borders just to come and fuck you up? This is the time to show what you are made of! Police should give 0 fucks about it. People should give 0 fucks about this beyond who is the winner.
This should be the norm!

At least in Europe.

You may have my soapbox now.
 
because ralph is poor and madrid is basically walking distance from lisbon
Ralph would be totally drugged to shit in amsterdam. He would be killed and thrown in the canal. Even worse, there are loads of bongs there ready to fight for the queen. Come thinking of it, it would be the greatest stream of all time. Ralph would make internet history. He might make it to the Discovey channel.
 
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You don't see the bigger picture. Ralph obviously has fallen in love with a lady boy hooker and tries to get away from his deformed girlfriend.
The man is unlike us, he does as he pleases, gunt jiggling up and down with every step, hypnotic like a lava lamp. The pleasures of dry steak, kaka sniffing and mixing pain killers with cheap whisky is a bliss not meant to be enjoyed by many.
 
Ralph would be totally drugged to shit in amsterdam. He would be killed and thrown in the canal. Even worse, there are loads of bongs there ready to fight for the queen. Come thinking of it, it would be the greatest stream of all time. Ralph would make internet history. He might make it to the Discovey channel.
Drugs are just as omnipresent in any major European city as the next one. Protugal explicitly has decliminalized the consumption of it.
My point is, if Ralph wanted to binge, he would have started it a long time ago.
 
So I have been watching Sunrise Productions' compilation of Ralph's cope stream about the scuffle and a thought occured to me.
"Civilized" society is so cucked. Using violence when settling personal beefs is looked down on because for some reason society collectively has been brainwashed into the mentality that it's barbaric and the state should take care of it. Like Ralph is coping by listing how this is a premeditated assault and how illegal all of this is and he isn't an outlier who thinks like this.
People are afraid to squash their beefs by hitting each other in the mouths because they are afraid of the police and therefore they try to hold themselves to a "moral" code that some chucklefuck wrote in a fancy building.
I say fuck that! You have someone literally crossing borders just to come and fuck you up? This is the time to show what you are made of! Police should give 0 fucks about it. People should give 0 fucks about this beyond who is the winner.
This should be the norm!

At least in Europe.

You may have my soapbox now.
Violence to settle disputes will never go in Ralph's favor (and he knows it), so all he can do is holler for the police.
 
Violence to settle disputes will never go in Ralph's favor (and he knows it), so all he can do is holler for the police.
And in the environment of modern society this is the winning strategy.
Duels should be broght back. Those who can't handle the bantz, should be culled by brutality.


This should be the new 'Le soi face'. Face puffed up like a baby, eyes seeking approval looking to the sides like a beaten child, voice kept low, so mommy doesn't hear we are streaming after bedtime. What a disgrace.
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